SharpLight: HELLO EVERY PEOPLES! I am your God, SharpLight, or Sharps for short. I have lain down 163 absolute commandments for all to follow. #1: Bring me soda. #2…
MoonGaze: Just… Just stop it brother. Have I told you you're an idiot today? Just stick to the script and get this done.
SL: Fine. Neither of us owns Naruto but we do own the original characters. Commandment 2: BRING ME GOLD!!
MG: SHARPS!!
Narrator 1: It was spring time in the great hidden village of Konoha, the village hidden in leaves. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and the screams of children could be heard for miles. Wait, what?
Narrator 2: Let's go back a bit. Our story begins centered on one boy, age 12, tall for his age, with blue spiked hair and blue pupiless eyes. His name is Minato Uzumaki, son of the famed 6th Hokage Naruto Uzumaki and Hinata Hyuga Uzumaki. But this child had a small secret, given away only by small twitching in the back of his trench coat. This secret was that he was actually a demon, as evidenced by the carefully hidden serrated canines, slightly pointed ears, and tail. Normally this fact would have left him friendless, but he luckily had a single friend in the world. Her name is Roze Uchiha; a shy red headed girl with spiked hair that was orphaned at age 3 and found huddled in a small bush by Minato. This is a story for another time.
N1: Quiet or we might miss what they're saying!
Minato Uzumaki: I honestly can't see why everyone fears today. All that's happening is we are getting our Jonin sensei.
Roze Uchiha: Um, maybe, perhaps they think your sister might pull another prank, maybe?
N2: Flashback: It was the day of the final exam. Ino-sensei stepped to the front of the room telling them they had to combine the substitution and transformation jutsu to pass. She was the 3rd examiner they had gone through today on account of students swapping themselves for teachers. As she called out the name of Sakura Uzumaki, sister of Minato and last user of the mokuton, they had all forgotten that she had a prank streak longer than her fathers. The result of this was 17 wood clones all transformed to look like a very enthusiastic and NAKED Matio Gai. The screams of children could be heard for miles. Flashback end.
MU: I hope it's not that again.
N1: After they got to the academy, and waited till finally the names of all the people who are in this fic were called out.
Ino Raikou: (Yes, she didn't marry the lard-ball. Big deal) Team 7 is Minato Uzumaki, Roze Uchiha, and Susano Raikou.
N2: At this this a murmur went through the crowded Genin about how 'lucky' Roze was to have the class misanthrope/idol in her team as all eyes turned to a white and blond haired boy with a hair cut like his mothers but without the pony tail and with the front side in mirror images that was sitting in a shadowy corner of the classroom.
IR: Team 8 is Sakura Uzumaki, Cho Aburame, and Hitomi Hyuga.
N1: At this, the class looked from the blond plant ninja to the green haired bug ninja in a mantis green jacket with glasses to the Hyuga weapon master who looked a lot like her mother, Tenten, and then began to pray to whatever god or gods they worshiped.
IR: Team 9 is Chomaru Akimichi, Isshou Nara, and Inu Inuzuka. (A/N: I know it's not creative. Deal with it!)
N2: After glancing from the blond pineapple haired youth that was currently asleep and drooling on the desk the hyperactive blond clad in a blue jumpsuit with braided hair that, if looked at from above, would form an image of a flower to the class fatso who looked just like his father but his cheek markings were that of a spear to the famous wolf ninja, people began to calm down.
IR: And team 10 is Sasuke Uzumaki, Hakura Hatake, and Yuri Lee. Stand by until you're picked up by your sensei.
N1: At this the class looked from the blue haired Neji clone, to a white haired version of Shizune with a mask, to the hyperactive blond clad in a blue jumpsuit with braided hair that, if looked at from above, would form an image of a flower . They pitied Sasuke and Hakura.
N2: And at the very moment Ino had ended her sentence, the entire buildings power flickered and light bulbs began exploding down the hall until a light bulb in the room exploded and a lightning bolt hit the floor. Out of the lightning stepped a man. At well over 6 feet, plus foot long hair, he was one of the tallest men the entire class had seen. He was wearing a long blue silver trench coat lined with lightning bolt designs and under it a red Jonin vest and standard issue black pants. The two oddest things about him were his hair and eyes. His hair was white with touches of gray and silver except in one long streak in the pattern of a lightning bolt continuing down in an extended bang like Ino's but in the pattern of a lightning bolt. His eyes were white grey, corneas in the shape of a solar eclipse and constantly changing. This man was, unbeknownst to the children, Neito Raikou.
Neito Raikou: Ino sweetie, I'm here to pick up my Genin team. Who are they?
IR: Team 7. Now go blow things up somewhere else!
NR: Fine. Team 7; come to the roof at once.
Sakura Uzumaki: WAIT! I want all the Genin to see this. Come on Cho!
N1: And with that, two of the most hyperactive ninja in the room cloned themselves many, many times and transformed all the clones into nude versions of Orochimaru, who then began to sing the song I'm too Sexy for My Shirt and dance an a way that shook his… extra snake… in the faces of their classmates. Now does what I said earlier about the screaming make sense? But you can expect that from Sakura!
N2: and after a time skip, we find our two heroes on their way to the Uzumaki clan house, formerly the Uchiha compound. The reason for this was that, after the death of Sasuke and Sakura Uchiha, the Uzumaki family was asked to keep the house until such time that Roze could come to own it.
N1: And while you were talking they got inside the house and Minato's about to say something important!
MU: OK Roze. I stole dad's ninja info cards. Let's start with Neito sensei. OH!
RU: Oh, what is it?
MU: Look at this.
N2: the card looked like this.
Name: Neito Raikou
Age: 33
Known Aliases: Angel of Death, Lightning God, Phoenix of the Leaf
S rank missions: 1994
A rank missions: 1658
B rank missions: 134
C rank missions: 1
D rank missions: 0
Position: Anbu SEAD leader, Raikami
Tactical specialty: Demolition and total offensive
Signature Jutsu: Lightning Arrow Jutsu, Atom Rasengan, Volt Dragon Jutsu
Kekei Genkai: Taiyougan, Phoenix Fire
Taiyougan information: The Taiyougan is a very special dojutsu in that it can evolve infinitely within one's lifetime. At birth, the Taiyougan only has the ability to lock on to one's target and never lose track of them. But, through the use of the jutsu Inari, one can gain a fraction of the powers held in an opponent's eyes. The most dangerous thing about that is that those abilities may be dojutsu based, or gained by learning, I.E. the ability to deduce a person's biostats at a glance.
Phoenix Fire information: A trait that burns wounds and damage to the body, allowing the regeneration of all tissues except blood. Full extent of powers not known.
Foot note: Neito is quite possibly the most powerful shinobi to walk this earth. Gifted with incredible analytic capabilities, abilities to remember and create jutsu, exceptional skill with all forms of sword and shuriken, and insane speed, he is cursed with the inability to use any chakra except pure electricity, inability to use genjutsu, and inability to use taijutsu. If engaged, use total extreme caution. REWRITE: Flee on Sight Order! REWRITE: Kill at All Costs Order from Cumo!
RU: How, how, how… what can we do?
N1: The reason for her saying this was that, over the time skip, Neito gave the team their final test as taking him down in a three on one fight.
N2: for the last time, I'm sorry for skipping over the team introductions. If you want, I can do a flashback?
N1: Do it.
N2: Flashback!
The three Genin of team 7 had made their way to the rooftop, locating their sensei.
NR: OK students. I think I'm going to have you all start out by introducing yourselves. I'll go first. My name is Neito Raikou. My likes include sake laced with cobalt and herbal ramen. My dislikes are people who think of others as mere tools. You on the left, go.
MU: My name is Minato Uzumaki. I enjoy sparing and learning new jutsu. I dislike people who let preconceived notions distort their views of people. My dream is to make people see me for what I do, not what I am.
NR: Very good. You have potential. Now you, on the right.
Susano Raikou: Fine. My name is Susano Raikou, son of Neito Raikou and Ino Raikou. I like… I dislike… all I can say is this. My only goal is a form of living forever.
NR: Son, you still scare me. And last, you in the center.
RU: Oh, um, my name is Roze Uchiha. My, uh, my likes are music and… oh, but my dislikes are cruel and wasteful people. My dream is to…
NR: Well, shyness aside, you have lots of potential as well. In this case I want to see you all at training area 9 at 8 am. Don't be late. Your final test is to fight me.
Flashback end.