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Author's note: This is a special Hannah Montana Western-story with Miley as a famous bounty hunter. Enjoy!
Black Buffalo Oliver and Red Raven Lilly!
It's the year 1865 and in the hot wilderness in Texas come the bounty hunter Miley Ray Stewart, also known as Miley the Wild on her black horse. Behind the horse walks a man and woman. Miley has a rope so she can pull them along. The man and woman are in handcuffs and are two known criminals.
"They killed a mother and her kids and then they were just gone. I searched for them for days and weeks in forest, town and such. So...I then followed their track, now I'm bringin' them back. So just pay the big bounty now, to me." Miley sings. "Because..." she look at her prisoners, she wants them to sing the next part.
The two prisoners doesn't say anything.
"Because...?" says Miley again as she put her hand on the big revolver at her side.
"Nobody's strong as Miley! Nobody's strong like her!" sings the two prisoners who look very angry.
"You're learnin' soon enough, guys! Come on!" says Miley as she pull on the rope so her two prisoners almost fall to the ground.
Soon they reach a small village.
Outside a pub is a few soldiers from the local army-office.
"Look! It's Black Buffalo Oliver and his slut of a girlfriend Red Raven Lilly!" says Captain Eduardo Montez, the leader of the soldiers as he sees Miley's prisoners.
"Yes, sir!" says another soldier. "There's a reward for them!"
Miley jump of her horse in front of the soldiers. "Hey, guys! What's up?" says Miley with a smile.
"Your prisoners are now in the custody of Captain Eduardo Montez and we're gonna take 'em the rest of the way! You can claim your reward in the town of Amonshire!" says Captain Montez.
"How much are we worth...?" says Black Buffalo Oliver to Miley.
"All included, about 400 dollars!" says Miley without even looking at Oliver.
"What?" says Oliver out loud. "That's it? A lame 400 dollars each!"
"It's 400 dollars...for the both of ya!" says Miley.
"Are you crazy? Don't take it, Miley!" says Oliver.
"Shut it, Ollie!" says Miley as she put the blade of her rapier sword towards Oliver's neck.
"So...leave them with us and go get your reward-money in Amonshire." says Captain Montez to Miley.
"I'm gonna take the money allright...if ya let me take 'em with me to Amonshire, captain!" says Miley.
"No way!" says Captain Montez as he draws his sword.
"This is gonna be fun!" says Miley with a smile as she swing her own blade.
After a quick fight Miley disarms Captain Montez and hold the point of her sword towards the captain's neck. "They're goin' with me!" says Miley.
"Okey..." says Captain Montez as he and his men jump onto their horses and ride away.
A few hours later Miley and her two prisoners reach Amonshire.
Miley take her two prisoners to the local jail.
Outside the jail they are met by sheriff Jack Porter.
"Are ya the law west of Grand Harbor?" says Miley to the sheriff.
"More like south of Dallas." says sheriff Porter.
"Good enough! These two are wanted criminals." says Miley as she points at Oliver and Lilly.
"Ah! Black Buffalo Oliver and Red Raven Lilly! We've been lookin' for those!" says sheriff Porter with a smile.
"They are in your custody now, sheriff. Don't let 'em escape!" says Miley.
"Of course!" says sheriff Porter.
Sheriff Porter leads Oliver and Lilly to an empty jail-cell while his deputy give Miley the reward-money.
"Here, miss Miley! 400 dollars in cash!" says the deputy as he hands Miley 400 in 50 dollar bills.
"Thanks, sir!" says Miley as she put the money into her saddle-bag.
"Bye!" says Miley as she jump back up on her horse and ride away.
"Bye! If ya find any other criminals, just bring 'em here and we'll pay ya!" says the deputy-sheriff.
"Sure!" says Miley.
The End.