Strangely enough The Doctor had been pretty easy to buy off. All he had wanted in return for his silence about things he may have accidentally seen and heard, that may or may not have occurred in one of the larger closets of the Tardis between the Ponds was fifteen Jammie Dodgers , two horrible new bowties and a football. The embarrassment that followed for several days after that was as the two of them discovered later nothing in comparison to the embarrassment they felt when River walked in on them...