Summary: Naruto has finally become a chunin so to celebrate, all of the guys go out for drinks. What could a drunk Naruto possibly lead to?
Disclaimer: Yea, do you really believe I'm as good as Kishimoto-sensei? Haha , you're really funny.
Chunin Celebration
"Awwwww. Come on Shikamaru. You have to come out with us. It's a guy's night out to celebrate me becoming a chunin."
"No. Going would be troublesome. Especially, going out with you guys to a bar. No, I think I'd rather not."
"Come on. Look, we even got Neji and Teme to agree. It's not like it'll be that bad. Just have a couple of drinks and all your problems will go away. Tell you what. Stay an hour, and if you still don't like it, you can leave. Kay."
"Tsk, this is gonna be troublesome."
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15 minutes after arriving at the bar
"Les' all have another round. This one h-here is f-for Nnarruuutooo. Congrats buddy. Many of us gave up hope, but you proved us all wrongg. Bottoms up"*
"Gee. Thanks for never givin up on me you guys. Ths is great. J-just to show you guys h-how much I appreciate you all, I'm gonna give you all a present. Kage Bunshin no Jutsu."
"Uhhh. Naruto. I know your drunk, and you handle your alcohol about as well as Shikamaru, but for drunk standards, I don't really see how making shadow clones benefits us at all." **
"Just w-wait a second Kiba! Haremu no Jutsu!"
"NO! Baka. You fool!" Oh I knew coming out tonight would be troublesome.
"HOYYYYYYYYYYYYY"***
"HEHEHE. You guys are welcome! I know you guys can't hear me because your all passed out on the floor, but we should go out more often. HEHEHE Bartender hit me again."
"Whatever you say." whack
"Hoy hoy hoy. What was that fo... Sa-sakura-chan. Wh-what are you doing here."
"Hi NARUTO! We were sent on a mission to watch over Lee wouldn't accidently drink. Gai overheard you guys and specifically asked Tsunade-sama to have us look after him."
"We? If all of the guys are here celebrating, then the only ones left to look after Lee would be..."
"NARUTO!""NARUTO!""NARUTO!"
"Ten-ten-san! Ino-san! Temari-san! Oh crap"
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Naruto walking home from the bar
"Hi boss. Woah. How did you get all of those injuries?"
"Konohamaru. Let me give you a piece of advice. Don't ever drink."
AN: Second story! Yay! Just to be clear. I did proofread this. The words that are spelled wrong is their drunken slur.
* Shikamaru doesn't know how to handle his alcohol. Look he's already slurring after 15 minutes.
** Kiba has much experience handling alcohol D
*** Naruto decided to make his haremu no jutsu all of the female nin that he knows his friends like. Right now all of the guys have gotten nosebleeds and passed out. Ohhhh with all of them there, that' really bad. :P
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