Disclaimer: For this chapter and for all the other chapters – I. Own. No. One. Okay????
Summary: Hermione gets trapped in a closet with Harry and Ron and – ::giggle:: well, you'll find out who else.
A/N: Hello!!!!!!!! I'm extremely hyper. Like, so hyper it's not even FUNNY. Well, it is. But nevermind. READ AND REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Watch where you're – EEK!!!!!!!"
"AAH!!!!!!!"
"UUG!!!!!!!"
"Oh, great! Come on, we have to get out of here. Open the door."
"What? It's bloody dark in here, 'Mione, how're we supposed to see?"
"Hermione, we can't see a thing any more than you can. Ron, bang on the door, see if someone will hear."
"Me? Why me?"
"Because you're closest to the door!"
"Oh. Right."
::bang bang bang::
"Uh, no one's coming."
"Well of COURSE they're not! It's class time now! Oh, no we're late, we're going to be in so much trouble ..."
"No we're not, it's not our fault if we get stuck in a closet, 'Mione –"
"Oh, DO be quiet for once, Ron!"
"Why should I?"
"Because you're a big loudmouth and annoying to boot!"
::sigh:: "Cut it OUT, you two. Honestly, you're like children."
"Yeah, well, if he wasn't such a prat –"
"Me? A prat? Look who's talking, bookworm!"
::sigh::
"I am NOT a bookworm!"
::snort:: "Oh, sure you're not. And I'm the King of England."
"Shut UP, Ron!"
"Make me!"
"UGH!"
"Ugh yourself!"
"You're so immature!"
"Thank you!"
::rolls eyes:: "'Mione, Ron, PLEASE shut up so we can think of how to get out of here ..."
"NO!"
"NO!"
::sigh::
"You're such a pig, too!"
"Am not!"
"All you ever think about is your stomach!"
"It is NOT!'
"Is too!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS TOO!"
"Would you two SHUT UP?!"
"NO!"
"NO!"
"Honestly, if you're going to lock us in a closet, at LEAST let us vent our frustration, Harry!"
"ME? I wasn't the one who got us in here, it was Ron who tripped."
"Hermione tripped me!"
"I most certainly did not!"
"Ron, you tripped over Malfoy's foot. And then knocked into me and got us all in here."
"I did NOT trip over Malfoy's foot!"
"You did too, you self-centred –"
"Do you two EVER stop fighting?"
"I would if he would stop being such a –"
"Not if she's going to be so –"
"Shh, I think I hear footsteps! Ron, listen. Is anyone outside the door?"
"OI! IN HERE!"
"RON!"
"What if it's Snape, eh?"
::door bursts open::
(all three) "MALFOY!"
"Oh, hello, Scarface, Weasel, Mudblood."
"SHUT UP!"
"Be quiet!"
::sigh:: "What do you want now, Ferret Boy?"
"To push you back into there and lock it."
"BUT – agh!"
"HEY!"
::door slams shut and locks magically::
"Oh, GREAT! NOW look at what you three have done!"
"MALFOY'S IN HERE?!"
"Get him!"
::Hermione presses herself against the wall::
::Harry tackles Malfoy::
::Ron lands on Harry::
"Hey, get OFF ME!"
"Ron?"
"Harry?"
"Potter?"
"Ferret Boy?"
"Get off me, you two Mudblood-lovers!"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL HER, YOU –"
::Ron punches Harry in the shoulder, aiming for Malfoy::
"OW! Ron, that's ME!"
"Oh. Sorry."
::Ron punches Malfoy in the face::
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
::Harry gets off Malfoy::
"Get away from me, Scarface!"
"I AM, that's RON."
"Oh, the Weasel?"
"SHUT UP MALFOY!"
"Do you boys mind not yelling quite so loud? I'm getting a headache."
"Oh, poor Mudblood Granger."
::sigh:: "We can't go for a minute without yelling at each other."
"What is it with you and your 'no yelling,' Potter?"
"I don't have a 'no yelling.'"
"What are you talking about? You just went on and on about it to US!"
"Yeah! Whenever anyone's yelling, you tell us all to shut up!"
"You're doing it again."
"DOING WHAT?!?!"
"Yelling."
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!"
"I'm not the one yelling now, am I?"
"... What's that?"
"What's WHAT?"
"That NOISE."
"WHAT noise?"
"... THAT noise!"
"Ron, you're hearing things! There is no noise and no one knows what you're talking about."
"Listen."
::silence::
"THAT noise there."
"WHAT noise WHERE?"
::sigh:: "Would you two PLEASE shut up?"
"I feel very left out."
"No one cares, Ferret Boy."
"THAT NOISE!!!!!!!!!"
"What, Ferret Boy?"
"That sniffling."
::silence::
"SNIFFLING?"
"Yes, sniffling."
"What on EARTH are you on about NOW, Ron?"
"THAT SNIFFLING!!!!!! IT'S DRIVING ME MAD!!!!!!!"
::sniffle::
::gasp:: "Oh my goodness! There IS sniffling!"
"I TOLD you."
"Stop bickering, both of you."
"Who's sniffling?"
"No one."
"I am!"
"Shut up, Ferret Boy."
"But I thought you wanted to know who was sniffling."
"No one asked YOU!"
"But –"
"SHUT UP!"
"Fine."
"I said shut UP."
"Ron, DO be quiet."
"What, now you're on HIS side?!?! The world's turned upside down!"
"Why do you all feel SO compelled to yell?"
"SHUT! UP!! HARRY!!!"
"FINE then."
"THANK you!!!"
"Welcome."
::long silence::
"Wonder why no one talks when I've shut up."
"Oh, shut up."
"I DID. Then you all got BORING and stopped TALKING."
"Boring, am I?!?! First I'm called a bookworm by RON, then I'm called boring by YOU –"
"Mudblood."
"HEY!!"
"HEY!!"
::Harry and Ron punch Malfoy::
"OW!!!!!!!!!!!! I was JUST trying to fit in!!!!!!!"
"... WHAT?"
"You'd both insulted her, I felt left out."
::Harry, Ron and Hermione smack their foreheads::
::sigh::
"Idiot."
"Dolt."
"Ferret Boy."
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-----((A/N: HEHEHE!!!!!!!! I'm hyper. ::giggle:: Heheheheheheheheheeeeeee!!! Yes, I'll get around to updating my other stories too. I WILL, just you see. And I posted a few new chapters on 'Three For the Price of One' the other day too. For now, though ...REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!