Sakura giving birth
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto
Sakura Haruno was at the hospital giving birth to a baby.
"Push! Push!" The doctor said.
"Im pushing!" Said Sakura, then she hit the doctor and he flew through a window with broken skull.
"Call in the assistant doctor!" Said the nurse. The assistant came in.
"Shhhh… push…push."
"I need drugs!" yelled Sakura.
"Here are your painkillers." said the doctor. "Am!" Sakura ate them.
"There's the head!, Wait is that a foot?" The baby flew out doing a high jump kick, and then that doctor flew out the window. The baby stood in full uniform
"Is this boot camp?" Asked baby.
"No this is planet Earth. Aww, those first words were sooo cute to bad your daddy isn't here, he's on a ninja mission. Who are you?" Asked Sakura, "Im am the beastly baby for I am the all powerful being, Chuck Norris's apprentice. I am the baby of prophecy." Sakura picked up the baby,
"hey what are you doing?" Sakura blew on his belly "ppppp!",
"Aww that tickles, hey stop!"
"Ppp!"
"Hehe… hey!"
"ppppp!"
"Okay once more."
"Ill name you Sasuke Jr. just like your Dad."