Well, it has happened.

I am writing another one shot.

BUT this one has no angst!

Just happy humor!

OMG, the world is gonna end! Lolz.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Invader Zim!

Miss Bitter hovered over Dib, making him feel uncomfortable. "You doomed child." She sneered. Dib gulped. "You will be paired up with Zim and hide the eggs. Don't screw up!"

Dib's mouth fell open. "What? Couldn't you just send me to the underground classroom or something?" He pleaded.

The teacher growled and shoved the basket of colorful eggs in his hands. Dib sighed and got up. Zim had his basket already and was staring at them strangely.

"Let's get this over with Zim." Dib said tiredly

"Don't tell Zim what to do human!" Zim snapped, but allowed Dib to lead the way to the playground.

Once outside, Dib stopped walking and turned to face Zim. "Listen you; I am not in a mood to fight." Dib said. "I'll hide this basket over there, you can hide yours here."

Zim raised and invisible eyebrow. "Why?"

"Why what?"

Zim held up his basket. "Why must we hide these chicken butt stones?"

Dib slapped his forehead. "Listen, I don't have time for this. Just hide the eggs!"

Zim stomped his foot. "Not until you tell Zim the purpose of hiding these… things!"

Dib then realized he had no knowledge about the origin of colored eggs and chocolate rabbits. "You hide them so other people can find it." He answered pitifully.

Zim tapped his foot, not happy with the answer. Dib sighed.

"If you hide the eggs…" Dib started again, "The chicken monster will wake up and find the Easter prince."

"What?" Zim looked confused, but interested.

"Yes! The Easter prince! And, um… the person who hides the eggs the best gets to be prince! And the price controls the chicken!" Dib made up the whole story, but hoped Zim would buy it.

Zim looked at his basket of eggs and at Dib. Then he smiled a most evil smile. "Prepare for death by chicken Din-Monster!" he yelled as he ran off to hide his eggs.

Dib rolled his eyes and began hiding his own. He couldn't believe how gullible Zim was. When the two boys were finished, they went back into class to tell Miss Bitters. The class was then sent outside to look for the eggs.

Most of the students were able to find the eggs Dib hid. (By the jungle gym, on top of a slide, buried in the sand box, ect.) As for Zim's….

Zita fell off the roof, Tourqe's arm was eaten by fire ants, Pig Boy was burned in the stove, and Old Kid broke his hip trying to outrun a dog.

Needless to say, looking for Zim's eggs was dangerous. Dib looked in horror as everyone going to extreme lengths for some hollowed out colored eggs. Zim looked rather proud of himself on the other hand.

"Well Dib-Monster," Zim said shoving Dib a little. "I suppose this makes me the Easter Prince!"

Dib growled. "No it doesn't! I made it up! Whoever hides the eggs the best gets whacked in the head!"

Zim's face fell. "But the Chicken Monster…"

Dib smiled a most evil smile. "The Chicken Monster eats the best egg hider!"

"You horrible child!" Zim screamed as he tackled Dib. The two fought for the rest of the day, making sure to give each other plenty of bruises.

Meanwhile, the real Chicken Monster and the real Easter Prince was at Six Flags and was having a most wonderful time.

Happy Easter everyone!