Hey guys, I got the idea from this after reading Percy Puppet Pals! by DaughterofPoseidon32498 (check out here profile and stories, they're really cool, and while you at it check out Annabeth Supporter as well because she's awesome too!) and after watching Avatar the Last Puppet Bender on Youtube! Check out the video to catch the humor.

Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson, Avatar the last airbender, or Avatar the last puppet bender.

Cast: Grover, Percy, Luke, and Blackjack

(Grover and Percy are flying on Blackjack)

Grover: (sobbing loudly) Oh it's all my fault, I failed! (sob, sob) I'm the worst protector ever! (sob, sob) Thalia has been turned into a tree again and so have the hunters of Artemis, and it's all my fault! (sobs some more and sniffles, and then after noticing Percy is silent) What no objections?

Percy: Hey, I'm not gonna argue with you when you're right, it was all your fault!

Grover: Well you're awfully insensitive today!

Percy: I'm a teenage demigod raging with hormones, what did you expect?

Grover: (sighs) Where's Annabeth? She'd know what to say.

Percy: Who?

Grover: Annabeth, your girlfriend.

Percy: My what know?

Grover: Annabeth, and Clarisse for that matter, where are they? You know the characters geared towards the female demographic.

Percy: There's no Clarisse in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians universe.

Grover: There's not?

Percy: Of course not, just ask Chris Columbus (rim shot).

(Luke comes flying on a pegasus)

Luke: This is it, I know what my true destiny is now. It only took me five books… well six if you count The Demigod Files, but… oh damn it only took Zuko 2.5 books to figure that out in Avatar the Last Airbender!

Grover: What's that?

Percy: That's Mt. Olympus, home of the gods, located on the 600th floor of the Empire State Building.

Grover: No I mean that thing next to it!

Percy: Hey isn't that Luke? Get us out of here Blackjack!

Luke: Wait! I'm not here to fight you!

Grover: What did he say?

Percy: I don't know, I can't here over all this noise.

Luke: I said I'm not here to fight you!

Grover: You're not here to fine tune?

Percy: Fine tune what you nutter?

Luke: What did you say about my mother?

Grover: Did he just call me his brother?

Percy: Oh he's just talkin' jive, these titan guys think they're all down with the hood (makes a gang sign).

Luke: Yeah that's right I'm now good, and I wanted to say I'm, sorry and not the same!

Grover: Atari makes our game? No sir, Nintendo makes our game (holds up Percy Jackson video game) and stop trying to make us do product placement Luke because that's really lame.

Percy: Selling out to the man like that?

Grover: I know can you believe it? (Percy kisses the video game).

Luke: You've got to believe me, Kronos offered me a throne but I gave it up. I gave up my throne for this!

Grover: What did he say?

Percy: I think he said he blew you a kiss.

Grover: Whoa back off, personal boundaries man!

Luke: I desperately need a tan? Hey I'll have you know my light complexion is a sign that I'm a child of Hermes!

Percy: This is getting nowhere, Blackjack swoop over to him!

(Blackjack crashes into Luke's pegasus but they both go crashing into New York harbor, but Percy uses his water powers so they all come out okay, then after they get on land)

Percy: What are you trying to say Captain Emo?

Luke: I said I want to help you guys, I know now that what I really wanted was for all the gods to be treated fairly and for no camper to go unclaimed and for there to be cabins for Hades and the minor gods at camp. Look I know I've made some mistakes but together we can defeat Kronos and give to each according to his/her ability and to each according to his/her needs.

(There's a long moment of awkward silence before Percy speaks)

Percy: that's a really good idea Luke, I think I'll talk the gods into doing it, but as for you being good… (Percy and Grover start singing It's too Late to Apologize).

Luke: Who wrote this junk?

Fin

Well, what do you think? I know I know, there are people who have done it before (are there? I dunno), but what can I say? It's so much fun writing it! If you want more chapters, R&R and I'll write some more! Next up, It Aint Over Till The Demigoddess Sings!