Light Ryuzaki Show!
Episode 1: Missing Chocolate
Light: (puts camera on a stand and keeps adjusting it, not knowing it's on record) L I really don't want to do this. It's not my thing
L: Now Light-kun, remember, you call me Ryuzaki when we begin
Light: Um sure thing...(still adjusting camera)
L: Do you not have any experience with cameras? (eats candy and sits)
Light: I have a fine experience with cameras
Ryuk: I would know
Light: (tries not to laugh)
L: If you say so, but please, not to be rude, but could you speed up the process
Light: (sighs and finally gets it) There, a perfect angle
L: Perfect! Now press the record button and we can get this show started!
Light: (Realizes it's already on record) Um...we pretty much already started, Ryuzaki.
L: Well then we'll cut the beginning out, along with this.
Light: (sits next to L) So um what do we do?
L: I suppose I'll do all the talking, you just sit back until it's your turn to talk, Kira
Light: You're on that again?
L: Now let us begin before I don't want to do it anymore.
Light: (sighs) Alright
L: Welcome to the Light Ryuzaki show, where we talk about important matters and go adventures together, facing evil. Being justice and ... Just simply being us if I dare say..
Light: (thinks: What?)
L: We'll begin todays ep-
Mello: (walks in) Hey, do you know where my chocolate is?
L: No. Why would I know where you're chocolate is?
Mello: Um because you know where the sweets are?
L: Well I do know where the sweets are but since it is your chocolate I do not know where YOUR chocolate is. So with that being said I'm going to have to ask you to leave because Light and I are handling an important matter.
Mello: (Looks at the camera and gets closer) An important matter huh? So making a video is what detectives do nowadays? What is this some type of talk show?
Light: I actually didn't really wa-
L: But you did it anyway. And this isn't a talk show, or what detectives do nowadays. This is merely just a simple side activity that Light and I want to do
Light: Stop saying Light and I, I didn't want to do this in the first place
L: Would you rather I say Kira and I? Would that make you feel better?
Light: (sighs) No, that wouldn't make me feel better. Can we just get this over with?
Mello: Not until I find my chocolate! L you're gonna help me find it!
L: Why do I have to help you find it? Ask Near to help you, you see that I am busy.
Mello: I dont't want Near to help me! Can't ya see I'm asking you here and you only?!
L: You are indeed right. (Gets up and puts hands in pockets) We'll keep the show rolling as we look for the missing chocolate
Mello: Yes! This will possibly make your first episode better than what it was gonna be!
Light: So am I th-
L: Yes you're the camerman, Light-kun.
Light: Great...(grabs camera and thinks: Now I have to be the camerman? How long must I suffer!)
Mello: Alright let's go! (Walks out the room and down the steps)
Light and L: (follow behind with Light taping L and Mello going down) Light: So where are we going to start?
L: We're going to start in the kitchen of course. Or should I say the secret place where all the sweets are hidden?
Mello: Where all the goods are!
L: Correct. There is a 5% chance I will find something helpful there.
Light: (Thinks: Which means he knows he'll most-likely find something there. There is no 5% chance)
Mello: Lead the way then! And hurry up with it too, I need my chocolate!
(On the TV as they get down the stairs, with Near sitting in front of it)
Guy on spongebob: CHOCOLATEEEEEEEE!
L: What a convinient time for that episode of spongebob to be playing (Leads the way to the secret stash of sweets)
Near: My favorite episode
Mello: (Clinches hands) Chocolate...
Light: (Following behind. Sighs and thinks: These three are far from normal...oh wait, I already knew that. Where did Ryuk go?)
L: (Puts hand on a scanner and a door opens) The sweets.
Mello: (Runs in and looks around) Yep, chocolate's not in here L.
L: The name's Ryuzaki! (turns to camera)
Light: (Shrugs)
Mello: Oh yeah, I keep forgetting (rolls eyes)
(chocolate floating in the air)
Light: (thinks: OH CRAP! It was all Ryuk!)
L: A floating chocolate bar?
Mello: MY CHOCOLATE!
L: Could this be connected to Kira?
Mello: I don't care what it's connected to! I just want what I came for! CHOCOLATEEE!
L: (snatches the chocolate)
Ryuk: I would like to see you fall Light Yagami
Light: (whispers, moving a bit closer to Ryuk) I expected you would have such a thought at some point. I see where we stand now...Or I already knew where we stood.
Mello: (snatches chocolate from L and runs off)
Near: Case solved I see?
L: Not quite yet. Light-kun? Do you know what was holding the chocolate? I see you weren't phased.
Light: And neither were you.
L: Well I guess we're just both Kira huh?
Light: You must have a lot of pride Ryuzaki
L: I wouldn't call it pride...I just don't like being wrong, and I've never been wrong. I'm definately not starting today either. I am-
Light: Justice right?
L: You know me all to well ...
Light: Game over?
L: Until the next episode citizens.
Light: (Turns camera to him and turns it off with a smirk)