ok...so this is my 2nd fanfic i dunno i was on a real sugar high when i wrote this but my friend thought i should put it up neway ive read a few of these and i thought they were funny so i tried it out and actually enjoyed writing it so here goes but before u read this is not a yaoi fic though there are mentions its not like im against it its just that i dont really support it neway on w/ the story ...SPOILERS manga only characters
so...ed, al, winry, roy , riza , ling , ranfan , mei chan and envy are all stuck in a room and are getting freakin bored so they decide to play truth or dare and heres what happens...
ed : Its sooooo friggin borring
roy : shaddap fullmetal we're all bored
al : i know we can have a sing along...
everyone else : uh...
al : ok good here goes...im happy i love kitties the skies high the grounds low i dunno what im singing.
everyone shuts their ears
envy : shut up hyper armour boy !!
al : im not even in an armour anymore
winry : ...hey guys lets play truth or dare
ling : that sounds like fun
ran fan : i agree to anything the master wishes
roy : me first !! fullmetal shrimp truth or dare
ed : who are you calling a grain of rice smaller than all the other grains of rice which you cant even see under a microscope !!...right i want dare
roy : ok i dare you to kiss the person you have a crush on ...
ed : no way !!
roy : ha ! you're a chicken cluck ! cluck ! oh no no you're a chick yeah a chibi chick
ed : CHIBI CHICK WHAT THE FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT ? fine!
ed stood up and walked towards winry , she looked up at him he then kissed her on the cheek and turned bright red
ed : done ! ha in your face colonel shit
roy : thats not fair you're supposed to kiss her like you know 'on the lips'
ed : haha baka you never said that !
roy : whatever ...
ed : ok my turn !! al truth or dare ?
al : truth ...
ed : ok um...if you got the chance to turn into a kitten would you?
al : of course !!
envy : would be expected from an idiot cat lover
al : that was mean ...ok its my turn riza chan truth or dare ?
riza : truth
al : would you clean a pigs shed if the colone ordered it ?
riza : id rather shoot myself...yes so its my turn ok envy truth or dare ?
envy : im not playing this shit ...ok truth
riza : are you gay ?
envy : i dunno ... sometimes
weird silence
envy : ok squint eyes (AKA ling ) truth or dare ?
ling : dare !
envy : ok ...um...
ed : hurry it up this is getting boring !
envy : i dare you to eat the rat lying on the floor !
ling : ewwww !! hey im xingese not a cannibal !
envy : whatever ...so you gonna do it squinty ?
ling : um...
ran fan : the master will not be forced to do something he is not interested in !! OR ELSE
ling : yes envy you better listen to her
chuckles
envy : im not afraid of anyone specially not a girl !!
ran fan : why you !!
ran fan and envy start pounding each other
xiao mei goes and jumps on envy's palmtree hair and tries to pull it out , mei chan tries to stop xiao mei
winry : cut it out ! can we got on with the figgin game !!
everyone else : yeah !!
everyone stops fighting
envy : yeah... so you going to eat it ?
ling : alright !
everyone gasps
ling picks up the rat and...
ling : i cant do it ! its a poor innocent creature
al : for once i agree with ling
envy : fine stupid human i'll give you another dare
ling : ok ...
envy : right ! wear a miniskirt for a whole minute !
roy : lol
everyone else : um...
envy takes a rag lying on the floor and habds it to ed
envy : fullmetal transmute this onto a skirt
ed : ...what kind of skirt ?
envy : ...the kind your girlfriend wears
ed : hey ! winry is not my girlfriend
envy : fine just transmute the damn skirt !!
ed : fine !!
ed tranmutes the skirt and hands it over to ling who wears it over his pants
envy : without the pants !
winry , riza , mei and al : no !!
ranfan : ...
ed : ha ha !
roy : what the fuck ?
ling : alright !
ling takes of pants (the skirt is still on so no one can see anything you hentais ! )
ed : bwha hah aha ! priceless
roy rolling on the floor : ha ha ha cant stop laughing !
envy : good !
every1 else : cant watch !!
ran fan : stop this foolishness at once ! master please put your pants back on !
ling : okie dokie
puts pants back on and takes of the skirt
winry , riza , al ,a mei and ranfan : phew !
ling : ok my turn ! miss winry truth or dare ?
winry : dare
ling : hm...ok...i dare you to kiss me
ed : what the fuck ? theres no way shes going to kiss and idiot like you
ling : but its only a dare
ed : dare or no dare shes not doing it !
ling : i think we should let miss winry decide
ed : theres no need to ask her she not gonna...
winry gets up and kisses ling on the cheek
winry : done now will you two quit it ?
ed : Hmph !
ling : ...you have really soft lips miss winry
ed : why you !!
ed starts hitting ling superman music plays in the background ranfan to the rescue ! riza shoots the wall and roy chuckles
riza : stop ! lets just finish this silly game !
roy : shes right no point getting jealous fullmetal ...you can take your 'mechanic' to your room and have the rest of the day off
ed : why you #&
al calms ed down
riza : please sir stop being a pevert theyre only 16
roy : your never too young ...
roy winks at riza , every1 smirks and riza turns red
winry : o...k...mei truth or dare ?
mei : truth hee...hee..
winry : alright are you and al dating ?
everyone waits eagerly for the reply
mei : yes !! isnt it just wonderfull ??
ed : al !! why didnt you tell me ?? that aint fair im the elder one i should get a girlfriend first !
al : well its not my fault your too chicken too tell winry you have a BIG crush on her !! ...woops !
ed : al you ...winry ?
winry : ed ?
ed : um ...hee ...hee
winry : is this true ?
ed : um...yeah
winry : aw...ed i love you too !
ed : huh ?
winry walks over to ed and hugs him tight causing ed to turn to the colour of a beetroot
every1 : aw...
ed : so...when is this game gonna end ?
riza : i dunno ...??
mei : my turn my turn !! i dare ran fan to smile
envy : thats not much of a dare !!
mei : but it is for her
al : yeah ran fan hardly ever smiles...
ran fan forces a smile
winry : you have a really pretty smile you should smile more often
riza : yes she is right
suddenly naruto walks into the room
naruto : woops wrong room hee...hee...sorry
shuts the door behind him
ed : the door was open the whole time ?
roy : looks like it !
riza : then we better get going i cant satnd this anymore !
envy runs out
roy and riza walk out together
roy : so we confirm the dinner tonight ?
riza : sure...
ling and ranfan walk out
ling : you know you do have abeautiful smile ...
ran fan : thank you master
al and mei run out laughing while xiao mei scampers behind them
ed and winry walk out holding hands
half an hour later
ed : so...good night win
winry : good night eddo ...um hey ed dont you think that we should probaly finish the first dare that mustang told you
ed : i think youre right !
ed smirks at her and then locks the door behind him