So, Wolf, Jigglypuff and Toon Link didn't really get any involvement in the Subspace Emissary. Well, it turns out that some time afterwards, this surprising team went on their own adventure.
I do not own Super Smash Bros or Luigi's Mansion.
"5! 4! 3! 2! 1! Game!"
"Jigglypuff!"
"What's the matter, scared?"
"HYAYAYAYA! *pant*"
The taunts of Jigglypuff, Wolf, and Toon Link echoed throughout Luigi's Mansion as the timed Brawl ended. Silence followed as they waited to be teleported back to Smash Mansion. And they waited… and they waited…
Toon Link was the first to break the silence. "Okay, what's the joke here? Come on, why have we been here for five minutes?"
"Puff!"
"If this is that hand's idea of a sick joke… Well, if we're going to be waiting, I'm going to take look inside of this mansion."
"But aren't the rules-"
"Hey kid, we're not battling, those rules don't apply. Now if you want you can come explore with me or you can stay out here and wait to get eaten by the local wildlife."
"Nope, I'm listening to the rules."
"Fine. If you disappear, I'll just let Master Hand know you were eaten by whatever crazy wildlife found you. Since this place is full of carnivorous plants, walking mushrooms, ghosts… But, you're a good little boy that listens to the rules, so I'll respect that and let you stay out here." Wolf then walked into the mansion, leaving the boy and the living balloon creature outside.
"Ah, let him go, we'll be fine out here by ourselves, right Jigglypuff? …Jigglypuff?" Toon Link looked up to see the pokémon following Wolf into the mansion. "Well… Just me, I guess… Alone… In this cold, dark forest… Oh, why couldn't I have brought my lantern to this tournament?" In the distance there was a howl, making Toon Link finally snap and run into Luigi's mansion, now a place the seemed much more welcoming, yelling, "WAIT FOR ME!"
In actuality, it probably wasn't the best idea for a scared person to run into a haunted mansion. Toon Link stopped running after he got into the main hallway on the first floor, panting and trying to calm down. "Ugh, that was terrifying… Well, now that I'm in here, where'd those two go? I hope Wolf isn't being mean to Jigglypuff." Toon Link mindlessly went into a room with no lights on, with a crystal ball in the center. "Hey, I've seen one of these before! That fortune teller had one!"
"That is correct, child."
"Gah! Who said that!"
A ghost with purple hair and skin materialized in the chair by the crystal ball. "Oh my, did I scare you, child? I'm sorry. Though I suppose it is only natural for a ghost! Hack ka ha harf! …Excuse me, I don't laugh much. Haven't laughed like that since Luigi first came here. What is your name, child?"
Toon Link just stood still, his eyes wide open.
"Oh my… It seems he's paralyzed with fear. I'm not here to hurt you, calm down. Do you need help? I can tell your future."
"I-I'm L-l-link… M-mostly called T-t-toon L-link… I-I-I'm looking for my f-f-friends..."
"Oh, are they the wolf and the odd pink thing that came in?"
"Y-y-y-yes…"
"Oh! The spirits tell me that you may find them if you exit this room, take a left, then go down the hall to the right, then take another left, then go to the door to the left!"
"Okay thanks got to go BYE!" Toon Link immediately ran out of the room.
"What a nice child! Haackth ha ha hork!"
Toon Link somehow managed to get those directions correct in his terrified dash away from that room, and opened the door to find Wolf... playing pool?
"Ah, look who decided to join us!" Toon Link remained standing in front of the door, holding it shut. "Um, kid? What's the matter, scared?"
"E-e-extremely!"
"Look, sorry for leaving you out there. Why don't you just take a deep breath and tell me what's wrong?"
"W-well, I thought I was going to stay outside with Jigglypuff, but then Jigglypuff followed you inside. Then I still planned on staying outside, but I heard a wolf howl and got terrified and ran inside."
"…I feel moderately insulted by that."
"And then I tried to calm down, and I went into a room and then there was a ghost! I mean sure, I think she was trying to be nice since she told me where you were, but still, it was a ghost! As soon as she told me I ran out of there, still terrified, and now I'm here!"
"So you were scared by the ghosts?"
"Yep."
"Well let me tell you, the ghosts, or at the very least the few that I've talked to, and actually quite friendly, though apparently they enjoy scaring Luigi just for being Luigi. It sounds like even the ghost you saw was trying to be friendly."
"But they're ghosts! Ghosts are always terrifying! Shoot, I mean I've fought giant monsters all the time, and even Ganondorf himself, but you know that the only one of those monsters that really terrified me was the giant ghost!"
"Look kid, I don't really understand your world, but look at you! You have the Triforce of Courage! Not sure what that really does, but if you have some kind of thing with courage in it, are you really going to let yourself be scared by ghosts? Friendly ghosts at that?"
"…I guess not. Why are you being nice to me?"
"Ugh, look kid, did Fox tell you anything? Don't listen to him, of course he's going to try to make me look bad around everyone. I'm not heartless. Maybe I'm not the nicest guy you know, but I'm not heartless."
"He said you're not safe to be around, but you don't seem that dangerous."
"…Stop insulting me."
"Ahaha, sorry. By the way, where's Jigglypuff? And who were you playing pool with?"
"Yeah, about that…"
Suddenly, a skinny blue ghost with a pool stick phased in through the door behind Toon Link. "Hey Wolfie! I got snacks!"
"…Don't even think of calling me Wolfie. I just met you ten minutes ago!" Unfortunately, Wolf failed to notice Toon Link start running towards the nearby door until it was too late. "No wait, don't open-"
"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, gglypufff, Jiggllllyyyyy, jigglyyyyyypuffffff." The infamous song of Jigglypuff echoed throughout the room, sending Wolf and Toon Link into a deep sleep. The ghost also fell asleep, sinking into the basement… Too bad for him, since the room directly below was the one that led to the sewer system.
[The next morning]
Wolf opened his eyes to see he was on the floor of the room he had been in before Toon Link opened the door to the room Jigglypuff was practicing singing in. He saw Toon Link asleep by the door and Jigglypuff asleep on a chair. Looking at Toon Link's face, though, he noticed that there was a drawn on monocle and goatee on his face. "Oh great… That probably means…" Wolf turned around the oddly large mirror in the room to see that there was a rather goofy eye drawn on his cybernetic eye patch and a moustache drawn on his face.
"…I'm going to resist the urge to strangle that balloon. I'm going to walk away. I will not strangle the balloon and possibly scar Toon Link's mind more than has already happened." Wolf then left the room to go wash his face off in the nearby bathroom.
Toon Link got up next. He looked in the mirror and was instead greatly amused by his face, and cheerfully woke up Jigglypuff. After Wolf returned, much arguing took place until Toon Link finally agreed to wash off the marker, so they could get to the bigger problem.
"Okay, while I understand having to stay here for a little bit, if no one's come to get us for the entire night, something has to be wrong."
"Maybe they forgot about us?"
"Jiggly!"
"Not sure what balloon here said, but I think it had to do with how there's no way they could have forgotten us for this long, since the next people to take a brawl would have seen that we're still here."
"Puff!"
"Yes you say? Good, I actually guessed right. Well then, if they're not going to teleport us back, then we'll just have to go back ourselves."
"What! That's so far, it'd take a month to walk back!"
"Oh, I never said we were going to walk back. Kid, there are some advantages to not being completely obedient to the rules, because look what I have here." Wolf then took out a Smash Ball and broke it open.
"Wait, where did you get that?"
"The Item Storage room is surprisingly unguarded. Now," Wolf grabbed onto Toon Link's arm and Jigglypuff's… stubby, hand-like thing. "We're gonna have fun with this thing."
