Author's Note: Hey it's me again, back to bring more of my bad stories...sorta. My last story, The Spell, was really fun to write, but i wanted to play a joke on my friend hilary so i wrote this up before i posted to last few chapters. It comes after chapter 7 or a.k.a. The Plan. It doesnt fit perfectly but just imagine the other 3 chapters after #7 didnt happen and i put this instead. REMEBER: IT WAS ONLY A JOKE TO FREAK MY FRIEND OUT! i'd never actually do this to Edward. =D enjoy!
"Bella…"
"ALICE YOU CAME!" I was so excited to see her. I've missed her for so long.
"Bella…"
"JASPER, YOU CAME TOO!" I was also excited to see Jasper.
"We need to talk, Bella." Alice said with a stern look.
We walked out to the hall. Jasper didn't come but stayed and talk to Jacob, my new husband! It felt so good to say that.
Ever since he saved me in the forest I never wanted to leave his side. I loved him too much to do that.
"Bella, I need to tell you something and I'm not sure how you're going to react." Alice looked so afraid when she said this.
Her pixie face was so sad I wasn't sure what was going to come out.
"What is it Alice? Just tell me you're driving me crazy!"
"Well, when you left Edward went crazy. He thought after we destroyed Mike you would come back to him." She paused to look at my face. I was still smiling brightly as I watched Jacob talk to Jasper.
"When he couldn't find you and you didn't come back he sort of went crazy. Bella, he searched for a month and when he came back to the house I was his rock. I was the only one he would talk to and who he'd see. E-Edward, fell in love with me…"
"NO WAY! Oh my god that is sooo wait. Then why are you still with Jasper?" I couldn't control my excitement for the news.
"Bella, I never liked Edward more than a brother." She looked at me with anger filled eyes. "Anyways Jasper found out because of course he heard Edward say, 'Alice I love you with all my heart. Leave Jasper and run away with me.' And obviously right after hearing that Jasper came running into his room and threw him out the glass window."
"Whoa! Over-reaction much? My gosh. But hey he deserved it. Pff!"
Alice mouth was hanging open as she gaped a me.
I started to laugh at her expression and she then became monstrous.
"ISABELLA SWAN, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MY BROTHER!"
"I did. I don't anymore though. Where is he anyways? You think he'd come and give me some congratulations or something like that." I looked around but didn't see him.
"Bella, he's dead. Jasper jumped out the window after him. He tore him apart and burned the pieces." Alice pulled her legs up on the bench we were sitting on and hid her face on her knees.
"Huh. I always thought Jasper was strong. But I never thought he'd kill Edward. Ah well. Want some cake?"
Alice shot her head up to see me heading towards the ball room. She came and grabbed my arm and pulled me back towards the hall.
"I can't believe my brother-"
"Former brother"
Alice's nostrils flared and went on, "I can't believe he ever fell in love with someone like you. You better hope I don't come back and burn you to pieces. Jasper we're leaving!"
In a flash Jasper was at her side and they were walking away.
"Hey Jasper, good job! Alice, you should know that I don't care if you don't try and come back for me 'cause I still have Jacob and the Pack! Oh, and could you tell Esme that I had a son!"
They both stopped in their track when they heard that. Alice turned around and hissed, "What did you say?"
"I said I had a son. His name is Peter. Tell Esme for me."
With that I spun around and head towards the love of my life, Jacob.
Author's Note: Please don't kill me remember just a joke. =) I hope you enjoyed it...