1. Explosion
Spike: Hey, Starlight, here's a package delivered to you.
Starlight Glimmer: What's in it?
Spike: See for yourself.
(Starlight opens the package box after Spike runs away, only to find a string and pulls it anyway. Suddenly Starlight blows up into pieces.)
Twilight Sparkle: Great job, Spike. Now the show is free from that meddling parasite.
2. Mauling
Fluttershy: (sigh) Would you mind getting me a drink inside, Starlight?
Starlight Glimmer: Sure.
(Starlight opens Fluttershy's door, only to find a grizzly bear which bites her on the head and mercilessly gets mutilated.)
Fluttershy: Good boy, Harry. No more new main cast members for us.
3. Stabbing
Rainbow Dash: Starlight, grab me that sword.
Starlight Glimmer: OK, um, one question, why do you have a sword in your house?
Rainbow Dash: So I can do THIS!
(Rainbow stabbs Starlight with the sword countless times and thens decapitates her with it.)
Rainbow Dash: See you in hell, bitch.
4. Drowning
Rarity: Isn't this nice, Starlight, just you and me in a boat ride at a lake in the fog.
Starlight Glimmer: It sure looks like the place for somepony to do something suspicious.
Rarity: Suspicious? (laughs) Oh, Starlight, you crack me up. Say, you wouldn't mind seeing if there's any fish in the water.
Starlight Glimmer: Alright.
(Rarity holds Starlight's head in the water, Starlight tries to fight it, but she slowly fades and loses consciousness in the water. She then dies.)
Rarity: Sorry, old friend, but it's for the best.
(Rarity throws Starlight's body into the lake and leaves the lake.)
5. Poisoning
Starlight Glimmer: Hey, Pinkie and Applejack. What are you making?
Applejack: It's our very special apple cupcake pie we made together.
Pinkie Pie: We made this especially for you, Star.
Starlight Glimmer: Why thank you.
(Starlight eats the pie, swallows it and starts to feel pain in her stomach before collapsing to her death.)
Pinkie Pie: It's made with love... and poison.
(Pinkie Pie and Applejack both laugh at Starlight's expense.)
6. Torture
(Starlight Glimmer is strapped onto a torture machine.)
Starlight Glimmer: OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW! Why are you doing this to me, Discord?!
Discord: Because we all know there's only room for one prominent recurring character, YOURS TRULY! Now let's remove that tail.
(Discord cuts off Starlight's tail. She screams in agonizing pain.)
Starlight Glimmer: Please, Discord, STOOOOOOOP!
Discord: Hmm, lemme think about it- NEVERRRRRRRRR! I hope you like the other side.
(Discord pulls out a gun and blows Starlight's brains out.)
Discord: Oh, that's the most prettiest work of art I've ever done. Time to put it on the market.