"Call it before I toss it so we don't have any problems," a very bored Tsunade said, using her fingers (palm facing downward) to make the coin that was on top of them move back and forth.
"Tails," Harry said. It was a good thing too, because Naruto said, "Heads."
"And if it's not heads of tails, I win," Tsunade told them before flipping the coin.
Both boys watched the coin as it went up into the air, came back down, and landed on Tsunade's desk, while spinning.
Finally, after what seemed like hours to the boys, it stopped spinning. When neither teen made a sound, Tsunade glanced at the coin to see who won. She blinked.
The coin had stopped spinning, but it hadn't fallen flat. It was on neither heads nor tails, and so…
"I won? I won!" Tsunade started to do a little jig, all the while chanting, "I won! I won! I won! I won!"
"Doesn't something really bad always happen when she wins?" Harry asked, warily. Naruto only nodded, before Shizune burst into the room.
"Tsunade-sama!" she exclaimed, "You're old teammate, Orochimaru, has made an alliance with a man named Voldemort!"
"Dammit," Harry and Naruto said at the same time, "Stupid, immortality-seeking, snake-wannabe, bastard. He just doesn't know how to stay dead." The blinked and stared at each other.
Tsunade, meanwhile, hadn't heard a word Shizune said (in one ear and out the other, really), and was still doing her jig and chanting," I won!"