VERY Random Adventures of two Hyper Mews Chapter 1: Meet The Crazys, a tokyo mew mew fanfic

Alyssa: Ok, hello, it's been awhile but we finally have our story

Shaelyn: Yes we do, we actually came up with it grade 5, 2004-2005

Alyssa: and we're in eighth grade so... it's been like 3 years.

Shaelyn: damn we're old, ima have to start buy OLAY anti wrinkles

Alyssa: U-.-

Shaelyn: Aly do- why get that way, why ya gotta be that way?

Alyssa: Ok, yer gunna hate this story shae...

Shaelyn: why?

Alyssa: You'll see.

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Disclaim: Dat Shi...T We dont own tmm

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Meet the crazys:

Rassberry's POV: OH YEEEEEE BOII

It was a normal day in the life of Rassberry Cullen. Ok. So sadly, my last name isn't Cullen. -Sad face- Hi. I'm Rassberry Lulto. Uh... I'm an average girl... Sorta.

Flashback:

"NAAAH MMMMM!!!" Rassberry slid her tongue up and down the fret of her guitar. "Uhm, why are you making out with your guitar?" Her little sister asked, sitting on the couch watching rather amused. Rassberry coughed, putting it down. "Because I love him ^^" She answered, spinning around in her computer chair. "Wow, we really gotta get you another boyfriend." Her sister sighed. "NARRRRGGG!" Rassberry yelled, annoyed.

End of Flashback.

So my boyfriend is music, and I'm in love with my guitar. That doesn't make me a weird person; it just makes me sort of out there. Curiosity is my main shtick, I can't help it. I'm seriously cool, ask any… guy... Urrm, so I only have like 5 friends that are girls, and the rest guys, even though IM A GIRL. It's just what you get with a girl like me...

Me and Candi have been obsessed with anime since we we're little girls. At age 13 it's unusual for girls to still go crazy and make up stories like they did when they were ten, about kung fu cats, and evil aliens.

What didn't prepare me for this was that it all turned very real, very fast. It was like… blinding like, the vacation, then the moving to Japan. It was so COOL!! No other words for it.

How often does a rockstar and her bestie, get to move across the world?

Candi is my best friend since grade three. She's kooky, awesome, smart, pwretty, and adores my crazyness-- And I adore hers. You know, I can't remember ever doing anything crazy without thinking of her.

Having her there, or asking myself "What would Candi say or do?" is what has built my career, and driven my life. I am my own person, of course. But it's just cool knowing I have someone I can call at 1:00am saying "Uhh, what's the national anthem again?" I couldn't live without her.

Candi's POV: DAYMN GIRRRRRL

Hai Hai!!!! I'm Candi Amoti! I'm normally normal, except when I'm hyper (which is a lot of the time), or see cake (which is the rest of the time)! My bestest friend in the whole wide world is Rassberry Lulto. I loves her. Right about now we're sittin on the plane on the way to Japan! Awesome!

Flashback to like 5 mins ago

"Must be weird coming to Japan with me, your bestie, and no parents huh?" Rass asked. "No not really. We do stuff like this all the time." I replied. "I love Edward Cullen" Rass said.

End of Flashback

I wonder what she's thinking about right now.

"Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen."

Meh, that's just her. But now then, BACK TO ME! I'm an anime super freak who has no need for love… but I want love… wah. Anyway! I love reading and video games, which might come off as weird, mostly cuz I'm like a super smart nerd that's awesome at video games. I want cake… ima ask the flight attendant if they have cake up here…

Everyone's POV:

"This. Is. SO COOL!!" Candi smiled, jumping up and down in her seat, her best friend, watching rather amused. "Uhm, I know, us going to Japan, living in a huge house must be weird. Coming to Japan with me, your bestie, and no parents ya know?" Rassberry asked, reading her book, the sequel to Twilight, New Moon.

"No not really. We do stuff like this all the time" Candi replied, staring out the window of the plane. "Mmmkay. I Love Edward" Rassberry sighed, hugging her book, as if she would be hugging the actual guy.

As the hour past, Rassberry was deep into a dark black whole of hatred toward the book New Moon, as she boredly flipped through the pages, hoping Edward would have some hope of showing, she sighed.

Candi just looked out the window, her gut in knots, totally afraid of the death that could lie ahead. Whimpering, she got up the courage to talk. "R-Rass, has a plane ever gone down, with you in it?" She asked, nervously.

Rassberry blinked stupidly. "Uhm, no, I am here right now, aren't I?" She answered, making a skeptical face. "I guess it's just, we're so high up-" "It's a plane... We're supposed to be high up..." Rassberry interrupted her, annoyed.

"Edward left the story for a bit Rass?" Candi asked, knowing how Rassberry wished she had an Edward of her own. Rassberry frowned, pouting. "Yes..." She cried. "Awhz, I think, for some reason, you'll live..." Candi smirked.

Wow... Imagine an actual comic book, coming to life in front of your OWN EYES!! That would rock!! Candi smiled, reading her Tokyo Mew Mew manga, as Rassberry read the second volume.

Blah... Imagine an actual comic book, coming to life in front of yer own eyes... That would tank. She sneered at the thought. It was always fun to pretend, but just imagine how messed up the world would be.

She thought about it over and over. What if the world would be dominated by aliens, and there was such a book where you wrote someone's name in and that person dies from a heart attack ten seconds later.

It would be chaos. And not the divine chaos she was used to.

"I'm gonna keep my eyes out for an alien with pointy~ ears!! ^^" Candi cooed, grinning like a boogieman. Rassberry turned her head slowly, scared to see her friends lost in nowhere land.

"I almost, dont want to know..." She said, bluntly. Candi sighed, going into deep thinking mode, giving Rassberry a chance to steal the comic book, and hide them to burn later.

This isn't something to be scared of... I should over power my fear of heights, over the next... whatever hours till Japan, I'm gonna think blissful thoughts. It's a magical world out there. Full of amazement and magical wonder.

I should live like Rass... Candi looked up, to see her friend holding honey that she got from a flight attendant, threatening to pore it over a bald guys head. Ok. Maybe not like that. But she always lives a day like it's her last.

I hope we won't ever have a last day to live. It so beautiful; Life, breathing, air, water, forests... I wonder what Rass is thinking... Candi, starred at her friend, who anxiously bounced up and down in her seat.

Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen. Rassberry drooled, repeatedly thinking about Edward, and thinking about her last relationship.

No love life, It's pretty sad, how I was dumped all because I wasn't into sex. Damn... That hurt. This trip is what me and Candi need, I have to get away, maybe I'll find what I am looking for. Myself.

For the next long, boring hours, the two girls kept to themselves. Rassberry daydreamed to her iPod and Candi read, lost in her own world, soon though. On the long trip from Canada to Japan, the two best friends fell asleep.

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"Well, I still can't believe we made it to my parent's mansion in one piece, like holy shit... Tokyo is busy." Rassberry yawned, stretching her arms upward, falling backwards on her big queen sized bed.

Candi giggled at the memories of Rassberry screaming how a car was speeding, or cutting the taxi off. She can be pretty anal. I guess she gets it from her mom. She sighed, putting away the last of her stuff.

Silently she walked to her bed across the room. "Night Candi..." Rassberry sighed, pulling up her covers. "Night Rass." Candi replied, doing the same.

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The next day wasn't as epic at Rassberry and Candi had planned. Why you ask? Well for starters, they over slept, and missed their ride, and broke a priceless vase because Rassberry just had to grab the brush when it was crammed between the desk drawer.

And worst of all, soon as they stepped out, they realized it was snowing, freezingly, and they had to travel across the manor grounds to change. Then, once they got out, they got lost, and ended up in the middle of nowhere.

"God-PHREAKIN' JESUS!!!! Arg!!!!" Rassberry yelled, getting no cell reception. Candi laughed, trying to make the best of a bad situation. "Chillax Rass, just like the books, you'll find the way--" "THOSE ARE COMIC BOOKS, UNREAL!!! LIKE A FUCKIN' ALIEN IS GONNA COME OUTTA NO WHERE AND KISS SOME RANDOM CHICK, HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!" Rassberry yelled, collapsing to the snowy sidewalk.

"C'mon Rass, don't be sad, look I'm sure we're gonna be fine, it's gonna be fine... Arg, I know it's hopeless to say, but look I'll just yell for help-- HELP! SOMEONE, WE'RE LOST ANYONE KNOW THEY'RE WAY BACK TO THE MAIN ROADS?!?! HELLO?" Candi yelled, hopelessly, cuz no one was even around them at the time.

Rassberry sighed, looked to her right, she started to snicker, then giggle, then burst out into uncontrollable laughter. "What's so funny?" Candi asked irritated. "Look-a HA! Its- he he- the path to the back of the manor- A HA HA HA HA HA!!!" Rassberry laughed.

Candi smiled, giggling herself. "I feel really stupid." She admitted freely. "C'mon... I'll go unlock it, I'll call you over." Rassberry chuckled, getting up to cross the road.

As she fumbled with the keys to the gate, a rush of adrenalin pulsed through her veins. It felt as if someone was watching her. She quickly unlocked the gate and called her friend over.

Phreaked out, she sprinted into the main grounds. "RASS- SLOW! DOWN! I CAN'T! KEEP UP!!!!!" Candi called, slowing down to rough stop, slipping on some ice. "Ow..." She cried, sprawled out on the ground.

"Oh Candi! I'm sorry, here, go into the pool house, and grab the coffee maker, I'll make you some coffee and cake." Rassberry assured, kneeling down, wrapping the pool house keys in her friend's hand.

"No way- Wait, did you say CAKE?" Candi sat up right, smiling, bopping up and down. "Uh, yea-" "CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE!" Candi yelled happily, skipping to the pool house.

"Um, Okay..." Rassberry laughed walking over the main gate, that aloud them into the house, surrounded by a huge fence. "I guess there is only one miracle in my life..." Rassberry sighed.

"And I-" She stopped, immediately feeling something watching her, she knew it. A shiver ran down her spine. Then, breath on her neck. "What the- AHH!!" She scream turning to a figure floating in front of her.

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Msn.

Shaelyn=[c=6][PunkInfluincedStar] Feel The Adrenalin Rushing Through Vains[/c=11

Alyssa:~StanMarsh~

~StanMarsh~ says (9:11 PM):

and guess who it is

[c=6][PunkInfluincedStar] Feel The Adrenalin Rushing Through Vains[/c=11] says (9:12 PM):

yeah yeah

~StanMarsh~ says (9:12 PM):

it's....

[c=6][PunkInfluincedStar] Feel The Adrenalin Rushing Through Vains[/c=11] says (9:12 PM):

kish

~StanMarsh~ says (9:12 PM):

rapist alien booger dude!!!!

but kish works too

[c=6][PunkInfluincedStar] Feel The Adrenalin Rushing Through Vains[/c=11] says (9:12 PM):

yup

go cliffy right?

i dunno

fanfiction hates my face

~StanMarsh~ says (9:13 PM):

most people hate cliffies, but it keeps them reading

what i hate is when no one reviews

[c=6][PunkInfluincedStar] Feel The Adrenalin Rushing Through Vains[/c=11] says (9:13 PM):

I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN

~StanMarsh~ says (9:13 PM):

i have like 5 reviews for like 9 chapters

i feel sad

[c=6][PunkInfluincedStar] Feel The Adrenalin Rushing Through Vains[/c=11] says (9:14 PM):

threaten to review more

something tells me this is gunna be bigger than BAM

say something funny

this is going onto our disclaimer

~StanMarsh~ says (9:14 PM):

ya know.... we should write chapter 2 now

[c=6][PunkInfluincedStar] Feel The Adrenalin Rushing Through Vains[/c=11] says (9:15 PM):

cause damnit i just had a soccer game

~StanMarsh~ says (9:15 PM):

i wanna find out what happens!!!

[c=6][PunkInfluincedStar] Feel The Adrenalin Rushing Through Vains[/c=11] says (9:15 PM):

and i have D block first otmorrow

and i'm tire

~StanMarsh~ says (9:15 PM):

oh right

it's only wednesday

wah

i have to get up early tomorrow

[c=6][PunkInfluincedStar] Feel The Adrenalin Rushing Through Vains[/c=11] says (9:15 PM):

dont we all

~StanMarsh~ says (9:15 PM):

stupid brocken car

~StanMarsh~ says (9:16 PM):

i think i spelt that wrong

w/e

[c=6][PunkInfluincedStar] Feel The Adrenalin Rushing Through Vains[/c=11] says (9:16 PM):

well

i must go now

peace yo

lurv ya

~StanMarsh~ says (9:16 PM):

I LOVE U

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[c=6][PunkInfluincedStar] Feel The Adrenalin Rushing Through Vains[/c=11] says (9:16 PM):

Bitch... heart