Digi-Jail House Rock
By: Griffinmon
A/N: I'm taking a break from the usual fics.. and writing some song fics! ^^ This one is Jail House Rock by Elvis Presley. ^^ And.. this is my fic so Hikari is there as well as Takeru..
Disclaimer?: uhh.. I don't own Elvis.. nor do I own Digimon..
Summary?: The gang gets arrested by Starmon.. so they make the most of it! ^^
SONG!
The screen is pitch black.. the scene opens to us to the call of "METEOR SHOWER!!" and roughly 50 star/rock things come raining down upon the 'Destined. "Piyomon!!" Sora calls out. "Hit the deck!!" Daisuke yells, diving toward the ground. They are engulfed in bright white light.
The screen reopens to reveal the 'Destined sitting forlornly in Starmon's Jail cell. "..I'd say we're in trouble.." Iori mumbles from the back of the cell. "Yup.." the others agree in unison. "..How 'bout we sing a song?" Daisuke suggests. "…no…" Miyako replies, frowning. "Come on! It'll be fun!" Miyako reconsiders, then replies '..no..'. "Come oooooon!!!" Daisuke begs to the purple-haired girl. "For the love of god Dai!! If we let you sing will you shut up!!??" Hikari snaps. Daisuke nods hyperly. Miyako and the others sigh defeatedly and watch as Daisuke pathetically struggles to get the ropes off. With a little gnawing and help from Buimon, Daisuke succeeds in freeing himself and unties the others. "We can escape!!" Miyako jumps up and down happily, squealing. Her current attitude is immediately smashed by the hungry rumble of the Digimon's stomachs. "Can I sing now?" the 'Destined sigh unhappily and grumble. Daisuke smiles and scampers into a dark corner to prepare himself. He gestures for Buimon and the other Digimon to follow him. CLASH CLASH Two loud crashes were heard. CLASH CLASH Two more. They could also hear the Digimon humming the tune of Daisuke's song. 'Dum dum.. dum dum..' the Digimon chanted as Daisuke stepped out of his corner.
'The warden threw a party in the
county jail!
The prison band was there and
they began to wail..
The band was jumpin' and the
joint began to swing
You should'a heard those lockdawd jailbirds sing!' Daisuke sang, holding a stick he found in the cell to his mouth, holding it as someone would a microphone. The Chosen Ones blinked at the sight.
'Let's rock! Let's rock!
Everybody in the whole sale block
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock!' The Digimon chanted from behind Daisuke.
'Spider Murphy played the
saxophone,
Little Joey's blowing on the
slide trombone
The Drummer Boy from Illinois
with a crash boom bang!
The whole rhythm session was Purple Gang!' Daisuke then began to dance to the chanting of the Digimon, pulling Hikari up with him.
'Let's rock! Let's rock!
Everybody in the whole sale block!
Was dancin' to the jail house rock!' The Digimon chanted in tune with Daisuke. The 'Destined still watched in sheer amusement.
'Number forty seven said to
Number three
You're the cutest jailbird I
ever did see
I sure would be delighted with
your company!
Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me!' Daisuke sang, grinning, to Hikari. Hikari let an amused smile cross her face and began to dance with him. Never in the 'Destined's lives had they seen people as insane as these two..
'Let's rock! Everybody let's
rock!
Everybody in the whole sale
block!
Was dancin' to the jail house rock!' The Digi's continued. The DigiDestined began to see Daisuke's insane plan.. and decided it was a darn good one. Miyako suppressed a giggle as she grabbed Iori's hand and began to dance, while Iori blushed scarlet. Takeru turned to Sora and the two shrugged, and got up to dance as well.
'The sad sack was sitting on a
block of stone
Way over in the corner we've
been all alone..
The warden said 'Hey buddy don't
ya be no square!
You can't find a partner use a wooden chair!'' Daisuke danced all around the jail cell, making various Elvis impressions as he went. The Digimon improvised on music as best they could with various things found in the cell.
'Let's rock! Let's rock!
Everybody in the whole sale block!
Was dancin' to the jail house rock!' The Digimon we're having fun of their own, trying to play music and chanting to Daisuke's outrageous dancing.
'Shifty Henry said to Bugs 'for
heaven's sake..
No one's lookin' now's our
chance to make a break
Bugsy turned to Shifty and said
'Nix Nix..
I wanna stick around awhile and get my kicks' Daisuke sang, acting as if to be whispering to Miyako. Miyako swiftly whacked him. "Never in my LIFE have I said 'Nix nix'!!!" she yelled at him. The Digimon stopped before starting up their serenade.
'Let's rock! Everybody let's
rock!
Everybody in the whole sale
block!
Was dancin' to the jail house
rock!
Dancin' to the jail house rock!
Dancin' to the jail house rock!
Dancin' to the jail house rock!
Dancin' to the jail house rock!
I said we're dancin'.. I said we're dancin'..' the Digimon began to conclude their song.
'To the jail house roooooooock!!!!' Daisuke sang loud and clear, skidding to his knees on the stone floor of the jail cell. The others applauded his efforts at a decent song and laughed amongst themselves. At that very moment, Starmon burst into the room. "What in tarnation is GOING ON!!!???" he yelled. The Destined stopped their standing ovation and turned to face the mon. Starmon was then pelted with various sticks and rocks found in the jail. "THAT'S for ruining my song!! Take THAT and THAT and THAT!!!" Daisuke yelled, throwing everything he possibly could. He picked up Iori and got ready to pitch him at Starmon, but was swiftly whacked by Miyako and brought back to his senses. The Digimon then proceeded to Armor Shinka and kick collective Starmon arse…
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A/N: ..I was bored okay!!?? No… I don't know HOW the Digimon
could Shinka without food.. but it's my fic.. 'k? Alrighty then.. first.. I'd
like to thank my Desktop Buddy, Picachu(Pikachu) for jumping, sweatdropping,
bouncing and keeping me amused for hours on end, and my Office Assistant, Link,
for correcting my spelling. ^^ Heh..