Warriors extravaganza.
Leafpool: oh, look at that shiny thing.
Squirrelflight: Leafpool, that's a puddle.
Leafpool: wow, look at that bright thing.
Squirrelflight: that's the sun.
Leafpool: keeps looking up.
Squirrelflight: Don't look at it! You will do damage to your brain.
Leafpool: I have a brain? That's wonderful! Dustpelt always said that I was stupid cause Dad dropped me a few times on my head. Whatever the heck that means!
Squirrelflight: Wow.
Birchfall: Hi Leafpool. I thought you were dead.
Leafpool: Where have you been.
Birchfall: Well, I was pranking Shadowclan apprentices when they walk by the border with your dad.
Squirrelflight: That sounds like fun.
Birchfall: Lets Go!
At the Shadowclan Border
Squirrelflight: So, what do we do?
Birchfall: When they walk by, trip them, so they fall on their face, then ask them if they like eating dirt in a spooky voice, then, when they stand back up, trip them again and say they should get a room.
Leafpool: coooooooool. That is so awesometabouluos.
Squirrelflight to Birchfall: We call those, ' Leafpoolisms'
Birchfall: your family is stupid.
Squirrelflight: Arent you related to Dustpelt or something? You know how stupid he is?
Birchfall: Don't talk about my daddy that way!
Leafpool: Shut up! Here comes an apprentice!
Squirrelflight: That's Ivypaw! Lets trip her!
Leafpool: can I do it?
Birchfall and Squirrelflight: Sure!
Leafpool: hides under a bush, then trips Ivypaw as shes walking. " Do you like eating dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrt?"
Ivypaw: OMG who said that? No I don't like eating dirt, do you like dying?
Squirrelflight: Trips her again " Get a rooooooooooooooooommmm"
Ivypaw: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Birchfall: good job you guys.
Squirrelflight: Thanks Birchfall.
Leafpool: still laughing on the ground " HAHAHA"
Birchfall: Who the hevk are you two?
Squirrelflight: its Leafpool and Squirrelflight?
Birchfall: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH runs away.
Leafpool and Squirrelflight: shrugs, oh well.