Greetings all. I know I'm straying from my usual attempt at horrible random comedy, but I hope you enjoy this more serious note on why I think Hinata rapes you all. Enjoy.
-DISCLAIMER- I do not own Naruto (YAY)... Or Hinata (BOOOO).
In the Village Hidden in The Leaves, today was a day to be celebrated.
Not because it was a holday, but because it was the kind of day that just fills you with joy. The kind of day that if it were winter, it would make all the beautiful flowers bloom with a hundred different shades.
More importantly, it was the type of day that made Hinata Hyuga glad to be alive.
Hinata was picking some flowers in a nearby field while her cousin, Neji was off teaching a class at the Academy.
While Hinata was feeling lonely in her field, she grabbed a floer and started to pluck off petals.
"He loves me."
pluck
"He loves me not"
pluck
Pretty soon all the petals were gone.
When she saw the outcome, she was filled with a new strength she had never felt before.
She decided to share her flowers with the whole city.
So she got a few more, picked her basket up, and walked into the city.
When she got to the flower shop, she saw something that made her stop cold.
Naruto Uzumaki glanced sideways and saw Hinata standing there.
"Hey, Hinata!" Naruto said.
"Oh, hello, Naruto" Hinata said nervously as she tapped her index fingers together.
"I just bought these for you, Hinata" Naruto handed the beautiful arrangement of lilies, roses and tulips to Hinata.
Hinata blushed and took them. Naruto felt her hand and she was shaking so he said, "Hinata, wanna come over to my place an-"
"YES!" Hinata yelped with excitement.
"I-I'm sorry, I mean yes."
--So you decide, bad, good? You tell me! Want to see more?