why all twilighters hate me and want to kill me and take my place....

1.i have, not only one, but THREE meadows. two of which have clearings that match the description of the one in twilight.

2. i have a boundery line.

3. i am pale.

4. i have used certain chemicals to change my eye color from bella brown to edward amber after i realized how pale i am.

5. said chemicals are: skin bleach, hair dye and acrylic nail glue.(please do not try that at home, it was a month before i could see properly)

6. i have a toy lion.

7. said lion is named edward.

#8 it has edwards hair style.

9. i have a tendency to dance when i walk.

10. my girlfriends name is isabella smith, and i call her bella.

11. i have two thousand eighty-two cd's.

12. most of which are classical.

13. i have met stephenie meyer.

14. at my family reuniun.

15. she was invited by cousin when she got her books signed.

16. as much as both you and i know that twilight vampires dont have fangs, i have genetic fangs. (that just means they're natural)

17. back track to #13, while she was there i took a video of my cousins reaction to her actually coming and a pictire of me and emily, my cousin, standing beside her.

18. it will be featured on my new website.

19. that i will be making withing the coming month.

20. i have stayed in an insane asylum.

21. through practice i have gained the ability to smell blood.

22. my little sister's name is Alice


if you want to know where i live so you can see the meadow for yourself, just leave a review about it. i wont tell you where but, if you ask nicely, i might email you a picture of them.

if you want any pictures to prove any of these i'll be putting them up on my new wesite. i'll pm you with the title if you ask about them in reviews.