Edited for the convenience of reading… The people speaking will be more obvious.
For the actual usernames, for Ruth (Draconsis), they are 'sd n fy fanficcys up on fanfic.net............now 4 tcz ^^' and 'my right shoulder hurts........*sniff* itaiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!' Sorry for the mix-up, I'm using Sansele and Sansma, except I forgot to change to Sansele. Consider both of them as me.
Sansma - Ruthie!
Ruth - Hi
Sansma – what's sd?
Ruth - did u get that wacko email 4m Zel?
Sansma - yes...
Ruth – Slam Dunk...
Sansma - oh
Sansma - I got a Fushigi Yuugi wallpaper!
Sansma - yay!
Ruth - me got Fushigi Yuugi fanfic up
Sansma - really?
Ruth - yup
Ruth - but only 1 chapter (now three chapters)
Sansma - Let's go see!
Ruth – okay…
Ruth - at least Zelly likes Amiboshi too...
Sansma - really?!
Ruth - the normal guy in the walking freak show
Ruth - read her nice long 10kb email...
Sansma - gasp
Sansma - *does bandit dance with Tasuki
Sansma - by the way, Seiryuu and Suzaku seishi are in the room...
Sansma - *snicker
Ruth - who???
Sansma - they came to my house
Ruth - *thud*
Sansma - or rather the insanity of my mind brought them
Ruth - lucky...
Ruth - read finish yet?
Sansma - yes...
Ruth - and?
Sansma - did you get the email?
Sansma - wait...
Sansma - reviewing
Ruth - email yes
Sansma - *dances around
Sansma - Zel thinks Amiboshi is cute!
Ruth - me too!!!!!
Sansma - Yes, but for us it's normal
Sansma - for her it's the beginning!
Ruth - yeah!
Ruth - hi 5!
Sansma - whatever...
Sansma - Eh Amiboshi, go over to Zel's house and serenade her, will you?
Ruth – (Laughing out Loud)
Sansma - Yes, she's the girl who I asked you to suck the soul out of... (Refers to time when I was arguing with Zel)
Ruth - pass Hotohori here then!!!
Ruth – Ha hah
Sansma - But she likes you now!
Sansma - Hotohori, be nice, go on...
Ruth - yay
Sansma - um, he's staring into his mirror
Sansma - wait, Ruthie....
Ruth - *topple*
Sansma - okay, just took away his mirror and told him to get over there...
Sansma - otherwise no mirror
Ruth - hey Hotohori!!!!! I got big, full-length mirror!!!!!!!
Sansma - Ruth, he just ran out of the door...
Ruth - that was fast...
Ruth - *Hotohori appears next 2 Ruth*
Sansma - okay...
Ruth - yay!!! *Hops onto him* now to go back 2 fic writing
Sansma - you mean glomp him
Ruth - with Hotohori 4 a cushion!!!
Ruth - whatever...
(Nuriko taps Sansele on back)
Nuriko - umm, are you sending all of us to your friends?
Sansma - I think so, Nuriko.
Ruth - send Tasuki 2 Kai!
Sansma - she likes him?!
Sansma - oh, Tasuki wants to say something
Ruth - no... But she can whack him good!
Tasuki - *&$^#*@!!!
Ruth - what Tasuki darling?
Ruth - sheesh
Sansma - oh, he also wants to mention he hates girls...
Sansma - what about...Tamahome?
Ruth – Hotohori is threatening to wash his mouth with soap if Tasuki disturbs his beauty sleep again
Ruth -...
Ruth - Suanne? (Weird friend of ours)
Sansma - WHAT?
Ruth -...
Sansma - Tasuki is trying to flame the computer
Ruth - bad Tasuki
Sansma - Nuriko is holding him back, so...
Ruth - Chiriko, take away his tessen!
Sansma - oh, too late...
Sansma - Suboshi has whacked him...
Ruth - ow
Sansma - wait a sec, while I attempt to pull them away...
Ruth - ok
(Sansele runs off to find a hose)
(Chichiri and Chiriko sit down)
Ruth - hey!!! NAKAGO!!!!!!!!
(Nakago comes to see what's happening)
Ruth - HERE"S YOUR CHANCE 2 steal the Tasuki tessen!!!!!
Nakago - Thanks....
Chichiri - Why did you tell him that no da?!
Ruth - ...
Ruth - Why not?
Ruth - he's giving it 2 me!
Chiriko - The correct method in such a situation is to attempt to keep vulnerabilities hidden from the Seiryuu seishi.
Ruth - Sansele...I dun think poor innocent Chiriko-chan should be here...
(Passes Chiriko $10 note)
Ruth - go buy some ice cream, ok? Good boy...
(Tamahome snatches it)
Ruth - HEY!!!!!!
Ruth - Nakago, give Tasuki back his tessen.
(Soi looks like she might beat him up...so)
Ruth - Tasuki needs 2 flame a certain Tama-chan...
(Tamahome gives her the money and Soi brings Chiriko to the museum instead)
Ruth - plug Soi in2 the mains
Ruth - Chiriko + museum!?
Ruth - who's idea was that?!
Chichiri - He's intelligent, no da
Ruth - we're going to have lectures on ancient history 4 t next month...
Chichiri - you can ask him to teach you no da
Ruth - *THUD*
Ruth - oh hang on...that's a very good idea
Ashitaire - fidsfjidfndinsdaf
Ruth - Sansele, should we give his resume 2 NYGH? (The school where we study)
Chichiri - sorry...Ashitaire got hold of the computer no da
Nuriko - no, because he's not a girl
Ruth - sum1 chain him up please...
(Sansele comes back with hose and sprays a certain fighting group of people)
Ruth - Sansele, Hoto-chan wants his shampoo...
Ruth - apparently he found the nice big bathtub upstairs...
Sansele - Ashitaire, be good and give Hotohori his shampoo
Ruth - no!!!
Sansma - and I'll let you have Miboshi as a reward!
Ruth - Hoto-chan wants DHL
Sansma - oh shit
Ruth - special set dinner: Miboshi.
Ruth - bad Tasuki.
Sansma - Oh, Ashitaire has run off already
Tasuki - LEKKA SHINEN!!!
Ruth – never mind, we'll call the SPCA
Sansma - oh, Tamahome got burnt...
Ruth - looks like we'll need SGH too... (Singapore General Hospital)
Ruth - ew...
Sansma - never fear, we have Mitsukake!
Ruth - Hoto-chan shampoo has wolf slobber all over it.........
Ruth - save him 4 a better use...
Sansma - did he puncture the bottle?
Ruth - like Nuriko
Ruth – no...
Hotohori - but...
Sansma - then that's better than expected
Ruth - drippy wolf slobber...yuck...
Sansma - tell Hotohori I will smash his mirror if he protests
Ruth - Hoto-chan says he'll order wall 2 wall mirrors 4 your house n charge it 2 u if u do...
Sansma - Tamahome is fainting over the amount of money wasted
Ruth - ask Tasuki 2 flame him...
Ruth - he'll get up
Sansma - Nakago is so glad he has a reason to blast Hotohori now...
Ruth - no!
Ruth - bad Nakago!
Ruth - Hoto-chan is mine!!!
Ruth - Nakago, if u blast Hoto-chan, I'm grounding u n you're not going 2 Geylang (notorious red-light district) 4 2 weeks!!!
Nakago - Ah, but I have Soi
Ruth -...
Ruth - not if Soi come here 4 t next 2 weeks!!!!
Nakago - what? Hotohori? Soi? At your house?
Ruth -...
Sansma - Ruth!
Ruth - um...
Ruth - ^^;
Sansma - he just ran over to your house!!!
Ruth - Soi can sleep by her self in the spare bedroom then...
(Shuts door, at the same time slamming it in2 Nakago's face)
Sansma - he said he was going to fight Hotohori!
Sansma - no, Tomo, don't go!
Ruth - he can't!!!!!!!!
Ruth - I want Hotohori!!!
Tomo - but my beloved Nakago....
Ruth - not the rest of the walking freak show...
Ruth - -_-;
Ruth - if I have 2 endure them I want Nuri-chan as well!!!!
Sansma – no!
Ruth -...
Ruth - aw...
Nuriko - Can the both of you stop fighting over me?
Ruth - NO!
Sansma - No way!
Ruth - c'mon Nuri...Hoto-chan is here 2 y'know...
Sansma - ~_~;
Ruth - okay then...
Ruth - 2nite sleeping arrangement....
(And Nuriko rushes to save her love from the clutches of the evil Nakago and Tomo!)
Ruth - spare: Soi
Ruth - porch: Nakago
Ruth - my room: me, Hoto-chan
Hotohori - NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Sansma - what about Nuriko and Tomo?
Ruth - Nuri-chan can sleep with me too...
Ruth - I'll just get Woodbridge (asylum) 2 take care of Tomo...
Sansma - ugh
Sansma - Tomo has come back...
Ruth – ha ha
Ruth - poor u...
Sansma - It has occurred to Nakago that Soi is still at the museum...
Ruth - I have her hp number!
Nakago - What the...?
Ruth - n Chiriko's too!!!!
Tomo - Nakago, stop looking so angry...
Tasuki - LEKKA SHINEN!
Ruth -...
Chichiri - That was close, no da!
Sansma - got my lovely email? (This refers to 'Seishi for Loan!')
Ruth - poor Chichiri
Ruth - yup
Tomo - (looking at draft) Err, Sansele-chan, why is Chichiri in there?
Sansma - Because he's significantly better than you, Tomo...
Chichiri - Thanks, no da!
Tomo - What?!
Ruth - any1 is better than a Chinese opera nut.
Tomo - I will go cry in my Nakago's lap
Nakago - when is the next plane 2 America?
(Miboshi as) Nakago: Why, you insignificant creature?
Sansma: um, Nakago, she's the one who whacked you in the face with the door....
(Miboshi as) Nakago: oh.
Ruth - NAKAGO!!!! How'd u get in?!!!
Sansma - he's there?!
Sansma - which means...
Sansma - Miboshi, stop acting as Nakago!
Sansma - by the way, Yui and Miaka have gone out to Orchard Road (it's a shopping district)
Ruth - Nuri-chan...Why'd ya let him in???
Ruth - oh....
(Ruth calls Yui)
Ruth - ay... must go 2 t Heeren...k,???
Yui - Why? Hope there's lots of food there, though…
Ruth - duh...u can leave Miaka here...
Yui - thanks! I was getting a present for my beloved Suboshi...
Ruth - Nuri-chan, quit trying on my dresses!!!!
Sansma - Suboshi has fainted...
Yui - Subo-chan? Subo-chan? Please dun let anything happen 2 my Subo-chan!!!
Sansele to Yui - Um, stop calling please, and come over here quick! He's trying to go through the screen to you!
Miaka - Tama-chan!!!!!!!
Ruth - oh no...
Tamahome - Miaka!
Tasuki - LEKKA SHINEN!
Ruth - -_-;
Sansma - Saved by a timely flaming...
Ruth - phew.
Ruth - Yui!!!! Hurry up n stop Suboshi!!!
Sansma - Oh, Chiriko and Soi are back!
Ruth - good
Sansma - Yui and Miaka are back too...
Ruth - Chiriko, can u do my holiday homework???
Chiriko - what sort of assignment has been included in the above-mentioned package named homework for the vacation?
Ruth - ah...Chinese...maths...science...
Chiriko - What aspect of those subjects do you have to complete?
Sansma - Soi is fighting with Tomo over Nakago...
Ruth - composition, worksheet, worksheet
Ruth -...
Sansma - Tamahome! Stop doing it with Miaka in my bed!
Ruth - sheesh...
Ruth - Nuri-chan!!! Quit laughing!!!!
Sansma - *snicker
Ruth - ...make sure Hotohori dun see this!!!!!!
Ruth - ah...he's still in the bath!!!!???????
Ruth - HOTOHORI!!!!!!!!! Water is very expensive u noe!!!!!!
Chichiri - so Hotohori is Ruth-chan's favourite no da?
Hotohori - but I must wash my lovely long hair...
Ruth - #^^# um...
(Nuriko throttles Ruth)
Sansma - yes, I think
Ruth - Nu...ri...chan!!! ... Let...go...~!!
Yui - Nuriko! Come here! Miaka bought some face products for you!
(Nuriko releases Ruth and rushes off)
Ruth - *choke* *choke* phew...
Ruth – Nuri-chan finally let go...
(Nuriko stares at screen...)
Nuriko - Sansele-chan, then who's your favourite seishi?
Sansma - I'm not telling, not telling...
Ruth - but u must!!!!!
Hotohori: she doesn't need 2!
Tasuki - As long as it's not that &^*%^$ Obake-chan
Hotohori - everyone knows...
Sansma - it's not, Tasuki
Sansma - No what...
Hotohori - it's the beautiful / handsome/ smart
Hotohori - ME!!!
Sansma - everyone just vomited, Hotohori
Sansma - you're too vain
Hotohori: I am so saddened...
Ruth - Sansele, me only have 1 seishi~!
Ruth - me want Chiriko!!!
Sansma - Suboshi and Yui, Miaka and Tamahome, Nakago and Soi, have all retired to my bedroom, dammit
Nuriko - Chiriko says okay...
Ruth - *topple*
Ruth - is your bed big enough?
Nuriko - rather, he said 'It would be my pleasure to oblige to your request'.
Sansma - err...
Sansma - oh shit...
Ruth - Tasuki...watch it!!!
Sansma - what happened?
Ruth - Hotohori found out how to stick his sword into the mains
Ruth - he wants 2 zap Tasuki if he disturbs his royal highness's contemplations again
Sansma - so now I have Nuriko, Tasuki, Chichiri, Miboshi, and Ashitaire...
Sansma - Tomo's trying to get in the door...
Chiriko *on phone*: draconsis-sama, I'm lost on the MRT (the Underground train)!!!
Sansma - Nuriko, be kind, go help him.
(Nuriko goes)
Ruth - n afterwards come here!!!!!!!
Ruth - wait...
Ruth - Chiriko is smart...how'd he get lost on the MRT???
Sansma - He's only smart when his character is glowing...
Ruth -...
Ruth - aw man...
Ruth - he ended up in Jurong East!!! (Place in Singapore)
Sansma - Is that where Kai lives?
Ruth - oh no.....
Ruth - Chiriko is 2o young 4 Kai!!!!!!!!
Sansma - how old is her sister?
Ruth -...
Ruth - 7
Sansma - Oh
Sansma - I've only got Chichiri, Tasuki, Mitsukake, Miboshi and Ashitaire...
Sansma - Oh, Amiboshi's back!
Sansma - He got tired of waiting, I guess
Ruth - nuts...Zelly din work out, huh?
Amiboshi - no, she's not home yet
Ruth – never mind...
Ruth - we'll send him back when it's dark
(Nuriko pops out)
Nuriko - So who's your favourite seishi?
Ruth -...
Sansma – Um…
Sansma - I can't say...
Nuriko - Why not, Sansele-chan?
Sansma - because...
Ruth - yeah...
Tasuki - Just *&#@&% say it!
Hotohori: u dun need 2 b afraid of confessing your undying loyalty n admiration 2 me Sansele!
Sansma - Lend me a while, okay? Thanks
Ruth - k
Sansma - LEKKA SHINEN!
Sansma - was talking to Tasuki
Sansma - your beloved Hotohori has been burnt
(Sansma sniggers)
Hotohori: Nuriko! You will avenge me!!!
(Hotohori goes 2 take a bath again)
Ruth - my water bill...T.T
Nuriko - Easy, tell me who's your favourite seishi?
Sansma - No!
Sansma - Ruthie, don't tell her!
(Hotohori sticks head out of bathroom)
Hotohori: me of course!
Tasuki - LEKKA SHINEN!
(Hotohori closes bathroom door)
Ruth - Tasuki!!!!!!!!!!! You burnt my door!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sansma - Hotohori will only become my favourite seishi when Singapore sinks
Sansma - which is never!
Chiriko - sea levels are rising every year due to the continuous green house effect...
Tasuki - So whose this *%#&@ seishi you like?
Sansma - err...
Chiriko: so technically, it won't sink, but will flood
Hotohori: she likes meeeeeeee!!!!!
Sansma - nooooooooooo!
Hotohori - but Chiriko said you'd like me when Singapore sinks in2 t sea...
Hotohori - flooding is kinda like that isn't it, my loyal follower?
Sansma - In the first place it won't
Sansma - so shut it Hotohori
Chiriko - yes it will...in 4057
Amiboshi - Then who do you like, Sansele?
Sansma - I'll be dead by then, thank goodness
Chichiri - just say it, no da!
Ruth - Hoto-chan will go after u as a ghost
Sansma - oh, I'm so scared
Sansma - anyway, Hotohori, you have Ruthie already
Ruth - yah lor!!!!!!!
Sansma - I can't say
Hotohori - I must have more...7 billion isn't enough yet...
Sansma - Nuriko looks like he might kill me
Sansma - Tasuki is waving his tessen wildly
Ruth - Nuri-chan, if u kill Sansele, Hotohori is staying with me till December!!!
Sansma - Mitsukake is threatening to let them hurt me and not heal me...
Ruth - oooooooooooh
Sansma - I'm still not saying
Ruth - he speaks.
Sansma - oooooooooooooh
Ruth - yes u will
Sansma – he's going to kill you
Ruth - I know who u like anyway...
Sansma - Ashitaire stop growling....
Ruth - it's.................
Sansma - noooooooo!
Ruth - .............
.........
..........
.........
...........
Sansma - Oh, no!
Sansma - The couples are out and bothering me!
Ruth - Tatara!!!!!!!!!!! Byakko no shichi seishi
Sansma - no I don't...
Ruth - but he's cuteee
Sansma - Miaka is threatening to eat me....
Sansma - Tamahome is threatening to whack me...
Ruth - Miaka, u need lots of pepper n salt
Sansma - I'm still not saying!
Ruth - then I will...!!!!!!!!
Ruth - really this time...
Sansma - Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
Ruth - ...........
Ruth - it starts with...........
Sansma - Noooo!
Ruth - ............
.............
Sansma - no!
Ruth - ...............
Sansma - no!
Hotohori - h
Sansma - no
Ruth - ..........no!!!! It starts with.........
..............
Sansma - no!
Ruth -...
Sansma - no!
Ruth - the letter..............
...........
.............
..............
Sansma - They're all threatening me now....
Sansma - no!
Sansma - no!
Ruth - of a Suzaku no shichi seishi...........
(Here, the entire Seiryuu seishi look unhappy and all the Suzaku seishi look worried or tense.)
Sansma - no!
Ruth - ............
...........
Sansma - no!
Ruth - .................
............
............
Sansma - Ahhhh!
Ruth - ...........
Ruth - CHICHIRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sansma - oh shit...........................
(After a somewhat long pause)
Sansma - Stupid Ruthie
(Hotohori n Chichiri topple over)
(Ruthie has a loony grin)
Sansma - All the other seishi are about to whack me for not liking them!
Sansma - Okay
Ruth - send them over here den!!!
Sansma - now they decided not to
Ruth -...
(Chichiri recovers)
Chichiri - so I'm your favourite seishi, no da?
Sansma - (blushes) err, yes
Ruth – never mind, Chichiri should b able 2 hold them off...
Sansma - that's it!
Hotohori - I feel so betrayed...
(Sansele whacks Ruthie over head)
Ruth - ow!!!!!!!
(And whacks Hotohori)
Ruth - no!!!!!
Ruth - poor Hoto-chan!!!
Chichiri - I am still in a state of shock, na no da...
Miaka - at least it's not my beloved Tamahome!
Tamahome - Miaka!
Miaka - Tamahome!
Yui - nor my Subo-chan
Tasuki - LEKKA SHINEN!
Sansma - oh fine
Sansma - whatever
Sansma – I'm still going to kill you Ruthie
Ruth - u can
Ruth - but u have to get 2 me 1st!!!!!
Sansma – never mind
Ruth - me n Hoto-chan r going on t next flight 2 Paris!
Sansma - Nuriko, go get Hotohori
Ruth - the city of romance!!!
Sansma - now
Ruth - no!!!!!
Ruth - Hoto-chan is MINE!!!!!!!
Sansma - she just came back with him
Ruth – ha ha
Ruth - she got Miboshi!!!!!!!
Sansma - shit...
Sansma - ah well
Tasuki to Chichiri - Heh, heh
Ruth - ..........
Tasuki - you've got a new fangirl!
Sansma - LEKKA SHINEN!
Ruth - ne, Hoto-chan, we can share a room!!
Sansma - I have the tessen, you moron
(Hotohori screams)
Hotohori: Nuriko!!!!!
(Nuriko goes forth and saves him)
(Ruth traps Nuriko in a cage of foil)
TBC…
Will Nuriko get out of the cage? (Chiriko: It depends on the density of the cage and the velocity of speed that Nuriko can punch, not to mention…)
Will Ruth drag Hotohori away to Paris? (Hotohori: No! Ruth: Yes! Hotohori: No!…)
Will Sansele finally show her undying love for Chichiri? (Sansele: Uh, not like that. Chichiri: Thank Suzaku, no da…)
(Sansele goes forth to murder whoever wrote this.)
Will they have the Seiryuu for dinner? (Seiryuu seishi: NOOOO! Suzaku seishi: Heh, heh…)
Will Amiboshi meet Zelizzel? (Suboshi: Eh, aniki…*nudge, nudge Amiboshi: Yes, I know… Dizi, check. Lasagne, check…)
For the answers and more, stay tuned for the next episode of 'When the Suzaku and Seiryuu Seishi Come to Stay'!