Rainbow, WAIT!
by Flying Sky High
Ok!
This is a cute little one-shot about Pinkie catching Dashie.
R&R!
Pinkie looked around.
She squinted, she brought her chin upward.
She brought an apple to her face.
She bit. The. Apple.
...It was juicy.
"This, my friends, is the Serious Apple. I'm very serious."
Twilight just... stared.
"And thus, you are now Serious."
Twilight immediately thought about her... serious studies.
They seemed even more serious, the more she thought about them.
Pinkie said two words.
"Good day."
She sped off, faster than you can even understand, because she's Pinkie.
Rainbow Dash is the fastest in all of Equestria?
Actually, it's Pinkie, but you don't count her, because she's Pinkie. That's just how it is.
Rainbow was soaring through the skies, attempting to escape Pinkie's wrath of inescapable cuteness. She was holding onto a cloud, going as fast as she could, scared to death. Her mane whipped in the wind, and she didn't even feel awesome at that point.
She felt paranoid.
Pinkie raced after Dashie.
"Rainbow, WAIT!"
"NEVER!" Rainbow turned around and flew the opposite direction.
"DASHIE!"
"NO! NO! PLEASE, NO!"
Rainbow was absolutely terrified.
She was going to be consumed by Pinkie's inevitable cuddling.
This was the end.
Pinkie was going as fast as she could, but she wasn't exactly catching up.
Finally, Rainbow just stopped. Her tail was, oddly, still straight out like she was still flying, and her mane too, and she floated down to the ground.
"Do what you must, Pinkie. Do unto me your wrath of cuddles, for I am prepared."
"Oh, you silly, I was just gonna ask you why you were flying so fast! Wait... You want CUDDLES?!"
"NO- NO, PLEASE-"
...but Pinkie was already squeezing Dashie like a girl and her cat. Pinkie rubbed her cheek on Dashie's, and Dashie was almost dying.
Pinkie did not let go. Rainbow cringed when they fell over and Pinkie started to frantically nuzzle under her chin.
"I LOVE cuddles, Dashie!"
"Uh-huh... -ih... *hic* ugh..."
Pinkie was laying on her back, rainbow being pinned in the same position to her belly.
It WAS the end.
The end!
Was that cute or WHAT?!
Worth twenty minutes of my life, for sure.
I love you all!
Bye!