Double D sat on a chair leaning against the wall as he observed the rest of the crowd of people in the small high school lunch cafeteria building. He rested his left boot on the table as his right hand carried a peanut butter and jelly sandwich he made himself this morning. The bored student wore a tight black shirt with white stripped lines on each side that match his beanie on his head, with black tight jeans, and small black boots while his messenger bag laid beside him toward his left. He was eating his meal at peace alone until he was accompanied by his two closest friends Nazz and Jimmy.
"Greetings, Nazz and Jimmy," Double D stated in a cool voice.
"Hey, Double D." Nazz said as she placed her tray on the table.
"Hello, Edd." Jimmy replied as he too followed what his companion did.
This made the Edd sigh, this was his typical routine. Rise in the morning, come to school, and go home. It was fine, but it was all just a bore. Something needed to be done, actions needed to be performed, or he was going to go insane. However, what should be done? He pondered and pondered as he took another bite of his sandwich. His eyes narrowed as nothing came to mind, he stared at his two companions, could they have a possible solution to his boredom?
"Events need to take place," Double D stated aloud, his friends looked at him confused.
"What sort of events and where?" Jimmy asked back as the boy took a sip of his milk.
"Anything, anywhere. I'm sick of all this peace, an order of balance needs to take place. Wherever there s peace, destruction always follows beneath its shadow." He answered back.
"Then what do you think we should do, dude?" Nazz questioned trying to figure out the kind of plan the genius boy had in mind. Whenever Double D came up with a scheme it was always lots of fun, it usually involved pranks, and they always got away with it.
"This is where I thought I would actually be able to relay in you both." The boy responded as he placed his foot beneath the table and sat up straight. Nazz and Jimmy both looked at each other and gave one another blank expressions. Double D sighed once more, why did he bother to have comrades? "I thought as much, well, it seems like I must take a small stroll in order for me to come up with this week's scheme I suppose." He stood up grabbed his messenger bag. "Farewell to you both,"He stated as he walked off, Edd shoved his hands into his pockets, pondering of what to do. This feeling was so foreign to him, he was usually able to come up with any plan in a whim; however, why was he having issues now? He gritted his teeth; this was starting to piss him off. He walked into the empty halls as he stood by a nearby an opened window seal and he lazily leaned on it. Why did he always crave destruction he wondered? Did he enjoy the suffering of others? He felt like as if it was indeed his duty to create such chaos or else the balance of the universe would cease to exist. Just as he felt like all hope to devise a plan was lost he heard movement within the halls. This was strange, Double D could have sworn he was alone; he raised his head to investigate who exactly distracted him of all times.
Now this was interesting.
Residing in the halls was four strong wolf football players and one small new little lamb. The players circled the lamb in all four corners in order to box him in, the poor pathetic kid squirmed in fear knowing all too well what sort of actions were about to take place. Eddward shoved his hands in his pockets as he walked towards the scene in front of him, he wanted to observe closer. The kid was a freshman from what his appearance for told, he wore a red cap that read Quiz Bowl on top, and this made Double D smirk.
Cute, The Edd thought. The boy was no more than a nerd, the usual stereo type with black glasses, grandmother knit sweater, and blue navy jeans.
"Pl-please, I- I was m-merely going through," The boy stated quite nervously.
"You should have thought of that until you decided to walk into jock territory dorko!" One of the football players shouted as the others backed him up. This made Edd raise an eyebrow in question.
"We're going to fuckin' pound you until there is no tomorrow!" Another player shouted. Just as the players were about to jump on the kid..
"I'm afraid I can't let that go," A voice said behind them. Everyone's attention turned toward the Edd.
"You freak what you want?!"
"Deary me, was I interfering?" Double D asked as a smirk snaked its way across his face. "However, since you boys asked oh-so-nicely, I was merely going to stand and watch the show from here, but sadly that was shattered by your poor excuse of the English language. It's inexcusable, unforgivable, and obtuse." Eddward walked by the boy and stood in front of him, still displaying his smirk for all to see.
"We want nothin' to do with ya, you fuckin' freak! Get out the way or you be beatin' down too mother fucker!"
"My, my, aren't we displaying such lewd language. I wonder if any of you can actually 'walk the walk' ." Eddward stated calmly.
"Are you callin' us pussies bitch?" The football player yelled as he ran toward the beanie wearing teenager. Double D rapped his arm around the kid to make them duck from the swing; he took this opportunity to punch the jock right in the stomach. Within that split second Eddward pushed the kid out of the circle as he tried to dodge every punch the jocks were throwing at him. He punched and kicked back, he refused to let these imbeciles make a mockery out of him. Once the sudden arrival of smoke moved out of the way, it was shown that Double D was the victor. All four football players laid on the ground in pain, groaning and moaning hearing the occasional "I want my mommy.." was music to his ears. However, he wasn't fully satisfied yet; he walked toward the boy and grabbed him by the collar.
"Pl-please! Please don't hurt me!" He begged, Double D turned towards the pathetic players before him.
"It would seem like this entire issue was for territory, but I'm afraid you lack control over it. For you see," The Edd announced in front of all of them, he swung the boy across his shoulder having his rear up front.
"W-what are you doing?! Let me go! This is embarrassing!" The boy yelled as he felt his face turn completely red from embarrassment. The beanie wearing teenager grabbed his label-er from his bag which he still wore (amazing isn't he?) and wrote the words in bold letters DOUBLE D'S PROPERTY as he slapped the label on the kid's gluteus maximus.
"Now that we all have established that this boy is in fact my property, I expect nothing, but respect coming from you pathetic losers toward him, understood?" He stated he saw all four nod their heads in agreement. "Wonderful," Double D said as he set the red capped boy down. "I apologize for such rude behavior," He started as he grabbed the boy from behind and began to walk his way through the halls once more as he dragged him along. "Come now, we must introduce ourselves. My name is Eddward, but Double D is the name I prefer to use. I am a sophomore here at this high school."
"M-my na-name is Kevin an-and I-"
"A freshman? Yea, as I suspected."
Kevin blushed and refused to make eye contact. "C-can you please let go o-of m-me?"
"My, you seem too actually carry manners." Double D stated as he removed his grasp.
"Why did you do that?" Kevin asked as he pushed his glasses back up.
"Do what exactly?" The teen questioned instead of answering. The red haired blushed furiously while the other smirked, messing with this kid was going to tons of fun. Just then Eddward's eyes widen in shock as he realized that the kid in front of him was the chaos he needed. How delightful would it be to mentally bully him? Confuse him? Oh, the possibilities and experiments he could conjure with this specimen. "Would you have want those big bad wolves to have hurt you little Kevie?" He asked returning to the conversation at hand.
"Kevie?" Kevin questioned slightly frowning from the nick name, but when usually obtaining a nick name from a stranger meant only one thing. "Does that mean we're friends?" He asked with high hopes.
"Don't push your luck, kid. Life needs chaos, and guess who's life is about to become chaotic?" Double D smiled widely, but gave about an omen from above him.
Kevin gulped a small amount of saliva from the nervousness; he knew he should have just stayed him today. Just then the lunch bell rang indicating that it was time for class.
"Hurry along, Kevin. Punctuality is very important for a freshman." The teen said as he saw the boy give him a weary look and then began to walk on his own. The Edd stood there with his arms crossed admiring his handy work.
"Double D, did you manage to come up with a plan?" Jimmy asked as the halls began to fill up with students. This made him smirk.
"I didn't need to, for my chaos just walked away from me," He turned to walk off the other direction leaving a very confused Jimmy behind. Kevin walked to his next class completely forgetting the label on his butt reading "Double D's Property".
Minho: Uhhhhhhhh...?
Alice: I can explain!
Minho: Can you?
Alice: No not really...*sigh*
Minho: You got issues kid
Alice: I'm not a kid anymore
Minho: Then why so shot?
Alice: Oh my god you did NOT just use that!
Minho: Yes, yes I did. Where are our guests anyway?
Alice: Double D is going my homework, and Kevin is mowing my dad's lawn.
Minho: How did you manage to pull that off?
Alice: Jaw breakers!
Ed, Edd, and Eddy does NOT belong to me.
The reversed KevEdd idea is from asphy on tumblr she does these great pictures! The story idea is mine, but the whole reverse Double D as Kevin and Kevin as Double D was inspired from asphy's great art!
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