Useless Notes: Prepare yourself for insanity.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
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Hot Chocolate: Drink Moderately
Kawamura: HOO…IT'S BURNING BABY!!
(Seigaku regulars enter locker rooms sweaty and tired. Then…)
Momo: Hey,whuzzat? (points to the table)
Kaidoh: It's called hot chocolate baka.
Oishi: Who would give us hot chocolate after a workout like that?
Inui: Yes, you people need my juice more than this.
Fuji: (remembers the last time he went bowling with Inui) Maybe hot chocolate isn't such a bad idea…
Echizen: I want coffee.
Eiji: (gasps) Ochibi, you're a minor you're not supposed to drink coffee!
Tezuka: Well hot chocolate is better than nothing. (distributes mugs)
Kawamura: (still in burning mode) HEY WHERE ARE MY MARSHMALLOWS??
AAARRGH…THE FOOL WHO STOLE THEM WILL PAY!! BURNING!!
Momo: Hey, mamushi got more choco than me!
Kaidoh: Fssshh…buzz off will ya?
Momo: But it's NOT FAIR.
Kaidoh: So deal with it.
Eiji: …and did you know, Ochibi, coffee is gonna keep you awake for days!
Echizen: Isn't that a good thing, Eiji-senpai?
Eiji: No it's not! It could turn you into a zombie, and soon, you'll never sleep, and then-
Inui: Kikumaru, that's not going to happen…
Kawamura: RRRR… I NEED MY MARSHMALLOWS NOW!!
Momo: Why does mamushi have a bigger share?
Kaidoh: What did you say?
Inui: … and the probability of that happening is around 29...
Echizen: But I want coffee.
Eiji: Ochibi!
Momo: Take that you baka mamushi! (hits Kaidoh)
Kaidoh: Oi watch your words, baka power player! (hits him back)
(Their fight gets so rough that Oishi can't do a thing to stop it and so rough,
that Momo's hot choco spills on Fuji)
Fuji: (still smiling) Ow my hand.
Momo: Now look, you spilled my cup. (hits Kaidoh again)
Kaidoh: It's not the cup that spilled stupid. (hits him back again)
Oishi: FUJI! What happened?
Fuji: Oh, hot chocolate spilled on my hand, nothing to worry about.
Kawamura: I CAN'T HAVE HOT CHOCOLATE WITHOUT ANY MARSHMALLOWS! GIVE ME BACK MY MARSHMALLOWS!! (throttles Tezuka)
Echizen: Coffee doesn't do that.
Eiji: Oh yes it does.
Inui: Actually, it doesn't.
Oishi: Do you have ANY idea what hot chocolate does to the skin?! It could get
scalded, or burned, or…
Momo: Stupid snake. Now look I don't have any hot chocolate left.
Kaidoh: Serves you right.
Eiji: And zombies rip peoples' heads off and have their brains for lunch and-
Inui: Zombies don't do that. In fact they don't even exist.
Echizen: Zombies are scary.
Kawamura: MARSHMALLOWS!! (hits Tezuka)
Oishi: …or disfigured or mangled or…
Fuji: (eyebrows already twitching) Oishi…
Tezuka: (irritated beyond all limits, but isn't showing it) Everyone ENOUGH.
(Poor them. They all had to jog 200 laps while poor Kawamura had to do 300 for assaulting the buchou.)
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(After jogging…)
Oishi: Or scalded or blistered or-
Momo: Wadda heck?
Kaidoh: Diet coke?
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A/N: I don't even know why I posted this in the first place, so don't look at me like that. And yeah, I should probably go update my other story.