Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade. Come on, think of what horrors would come from me owning that show. There'd be nothing but insanity.

Warning: Tyka! MaxRei! Cussing! Insanity!

Summary: Tyka MaxRei Everyone knows the Bladebreakers have had some crazy adventures and now Mr. Dickinson has decided it's best that they see a counselor. Normally this wouldn't be so bad, but things only go down hill when a teenage girl, who likes chaos, decides to pretend to be their counselor.

Dedication: This whole entire fic is dedicated to Reion and Kaikao, because they are the coolest people around. They also helped me decide if I should write this or not, and they unknowingly gave me the inspiration for this fic.

Chapter 1

Meet The Counselor

"You want us to what?" Tyson yelled. The Bladebreakers were standing in Mr. Dickinson's office and all of them were staring at Mr. D as if he had lost his mind, well, maybe Kai wasn't, but he doesn't count because he's stoic.

Remaining calm at Tyson's outburst Mr. Dickinson repeated what he had just stated moments before. "I said that I feel you and the rest of the Bladebreakers should see a counselor."

"But we're not crazy!" Tyson shouted not even considering what was being offered to him. As far as the bluenette was concerned seeing a counselor meant you were insane, and that was one thing he wasn't. He was loud, obnoxious, and sometimes childish, but not crazy.

"Why do you want us to see a counselor, Mr. D?" Rei asked being the voice of reason in the group. Like the other Bladebreakers he felt uncomfortable with the idea of counseling, but Mr. Dickinson must have had a good reason for suggesting such a thing.

"I know all of you have doubts about counseling," everyone nodded at this and Mr. Dickinson continued with his explanation, "but after everything that has happened to you over the past years some co-workers and I feel it may be in your best interest to talk to someone about your feelings. It's not that anyone thinks you're crazy, but after all you've been through talking to someone might help ease in problems you've been having."

"It doesn't sound so bad, and we can stop seeing the counselor whenever we want right?" Max said, being his optimistic self. "What do you think Kai?"

"Hn. Whatever."

"Hold it!" Tyson shouted at the top of his lungs. "Before I agree to this I want to know why no one else other than Kai, Rei, Max, and me have to do this."

Mr. Dickinson smiled at Tyson's question. The boy may have changed a bit over the last few years but deep down he was still the same Tyson. "I will admit other bladers have suffered great challenges like you, but the four of you are constantly in the public eyes nowadays, which can be very stressful and that is why only you four are receiving counseling."

Tyson nodded his head in understanding. When Mr. D explained it like that it did make a lot of sense, and he'd also get to hang out with Rei, Max, and Kai more now. "Well I don't know about everyone else, but I'll try this counseling thing out, but if I don't like it then I'm leaving." Smiling Mr. Dickinson turned his attention to the remaining Bladebreakers waiting for their responses. Each teen agreed, some more excited than others.

"So when will we see our counselor Mr. D?" Max was brimming with excitement. He didn't care if most people viewed counseling as a bad thing, it sounded kind of fun to him.

"Your appointment will be next week at noon."

X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X.

A week slowly passed and the Bladebreakers were getting ready for their first counseling session, but little did they now that something terribly wrong was going to happen.

"Why the hell do I have to be here?" A girl with indigo blue colored hair asked the woman across from her.

The woman frowned and taped her clipboard with her pencil. "Your parents said they were concerned you were upset about something. Is something bothering you?"

The teenage girl growled and dug her nails into the arm of the chair she was sitting in. "Damn parents. I tell you, one day you dress in all black and they think you've sold your soul to the devil or something. I wish they would just die, or at least butt out of my life."

The woman nodded her head and wrote some things down one her notepad. "So you feel aggression towards your parents?"

"Hello! Would I have just said all that if I didn't mean it?"

A frown formed one the woman's lips. "It's natural for teenagers to feel anger towards their parents, but I'm sure deep down inside you love them."

The girl scoffed, "Please, like I'd ever love those bitches."

The girl's counselor was about to say something, but a knock on the door interrupted her. Without waiting for a response the person behind the door opened it and walked in. "Ms. Han, I'm sorry to interrupt, but there's an emergency phone call for you."

Ms. Han nodded her head and turned her attention back to the girl in front of her. "I hope you understand, but this is an emergency. I'll be right back after I handle this." The girl didn't say anything, so with a heavy sigh Ms. Han left the room and went to the receptionist counter.

X.X.X.X.X.X.

"What? You say he's locked himself in his room and won't come out?" Ms. Han said worriedly into the phone. "He has some medication in his room, and says he's going to kill himself with it! I'll be there any second. Don't worry."

Hanging up the phone Ms. Han pulled her car keys out of her pocket and made a mad dash for her car, forgetting all about the teenager she just left alone.

X.X.X.X.X.X.X.

The four Bladebreakers sat in the waiting room. They had been waiting for ten minutes and there as no sign of their counselor. Sighing in irritation Kai stood up from his seat and went to the receptionist counter. "Excuse me," a boy who looked to be in his early twenties glanced from his computer screen and stared at Kai. "My teammates and I have been waiting for ten minutes to see our counselor."

The boy typed in something onto the computer and then asked Kai, "What is your counselor's name."

"Han something."

A few more clicks from the keyboard and the boy was shaking his head in disapproval. "It seems she's here. I guess she just forgot, sorry. Now let me explain how this counseling session will work. Each of you four will go in one at a time. You will each have about an hour to talk, and then your done. Does that sound okay?"

Kai nodded his head in understanding. "Mind telling me what room she's in?"

"Down the hall and first door on the left."

Absorbing all of the information Kai went back to his teammates to explain their situation. "Okay here's how this is going to work. One of us will go in and after an hour you'll then leave and another one of us will go in. Now it's only a matter of who's going first."

Tyson glanced back and forth between Kai, Rei, and Max. There was now way he was going first. Sure he agreed to this but a part of him still didn't like the idea.

Rei and Kai were having similar thoughts to Tyson's. They both were going to talk to counselor, but they wouldn't go first. So that only left one person.

"I'll go!" Max announced cheerfully and the other three Bladebreakers let out a breath of relief, but the blonde was too excited to notice. "So where do I go?"

"Down the hall and to your left," Kai answered.

"Okay," and with that Max ran down the hall to meet his counselor.

X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X.

"God damn bitch. Saying to wait and making me wait for over an hour. I hope she burns in hell," the teenager from earlier mumbled to herself. She better not have to pay for this, then again her parents were paying, so getting charged overtime didn't seem so bad anymore. "Still that fucking whore better show up here soon or I'll raid her drawers."

Unknown to the girl the door opened and Max stepped inside. At first the blonde looked happy, but at the sight of a teenage girl instead of an adult his features turned into that of confusion. "Um excuse me, but I'm looking for a counselor by the name of Han. Would you happen to know where they are?"

The girl froze. Focusing her eyes on the door she stared at Max. That guy looks familiar. Wait! I know where I've seen him before! He's Max from the Bladebreakers! I wonder what he's doing here.

"Um excuse me, but did you hear me?"

Immediately the girl put on a calm face and smiled. Maybe I can get some entertainment out of this. "Sorry, I was a little surprised. I knew I had an appointment scheduled with a Max, but I didn't know I was going to have The Max Tate here."

"I'm sorry but who are you?" Max had a sinking feeling in his stomach. This girl couldn't possibly be a counselor, could she?

"I'm Ms. Han, your counselor."

"But you're a teenager!" Max pointed out.

The girl who claimed to be Ms. Han pouted at the blonde. "Haven't you ever heard of teen counselors?" Max nodded his head, but he looked at the girl with suspicion. "Then you should now that some people believe that it is easier for a teen to talk to another teen. Don't worry, I'm on the same oath of silence as any other counselor. Anything said between us stays between us."

A moment of silence passed while Max continued to study the girl while she smiled proudly. Giving up Max sat down on the couch for patients and looked at the girl warily. "So where do we start?"