Interview with some of my favorite fiction People convention.

Me: What's up home slices?!

Everbody: -silence-

Harry Potter: How did I end up here?

Me: Sit down and shut up Potter! Kinda feels good to be like Snape...

Emmett Cullen: She kinda scares me Rose.

Rosalie Hale: -glares at me-

Me: BUGGER OFF ROSE! It clearly says FAVORITE fan fiction people. Did you get lost on your way in here? Aren't you supposed to be killing cute, fuzzy little animals? -silence... clears throat-

Me: I used my magical powers to bring you all here today so don't think about escaping or I will kill all of you.

Edward Cullen: You'd kill my Bella?

Me: I would kill EVERYBODY. So shut the hell up cullen. Shouldn't you be, like, chasing Newton? he's your enemy.

Edward: -snorts- No. The pup is.

Me: JACOB'S HERE TOO! HI JAKE!!! No fighting yet you two!!!

Me: Okay my first demand is that Voldie and Megatron have a battle until the death.

Harry: - stands up- Uh, Voldemorts dead. I killed him.

Me: Yeah well duh, I read your book... I just ressurected him. Sit down Potter! Everyone you love is dead.

Harry: Ron and Hermione aren't!

Me: Yeah... well they are now. Damn bushy haird freak and gingerkids.

Bumblebee: Excuse me Megatron is extinct also.

Me: Yup, did him too. Now we go to Ancient Rome because it's awesome.

In the colosseum.

Everybody: How the Hell does she do that?!?

Voldemort and Megatron: Neesha, To you! We who are about to die salute you!

Me: Continue. -raises hand and shoos them off-

Watch as Voldie and Megatron duke it out.

Voldemort dies.

Megatron dies.

Me: Well this sucks. -mumbles- Nicks gonna be mad that one didn't survive.

Me: Back to the secret convention!

Me: Okay Zane Cobriana stand up please!

Zane : -stands up- Er, yes?

Me: You are hot.

Zane: um, thank you?

Me: Edward and Jacob! -both stand-

Me: Guess what!?!? You get to fight now!

Bella: NO!!!!

Me: Shut up or I'll feed you to the wolves... wait no that's wrong... vampires! No wrong again... I got it. I'll ressurect James, Victoria and Laurent to eat you! -claps hands- Too much work...

Edward: -growls- I'll fight just leave her alone.

Me: No... MARCUS! CAUIS! ARO! -three vampires in black cloaks stand up-

Aro: Yes master.

Edward: -in horror- You work for her?!?

Aro: yeah, it sucks but we get by.

Jasper: Empathy!! NOO! YOU CAN'T TAKE ME! NO COPPERS! NANERS!

Alice: I did not see this coming.

Carlisle: I kinda like this.

Esme: What has happened to the world?

Me: I happened. Now fight Cullen, Black and Cobriana.

Trio: -Gets ready-

Me: Who ever lives can be my king. - they all kill themselves-

Alice: I saw that coming.

Bella: EDWARD!! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE ME AGAIN!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Me: OMG! SHUT UP! I know what your punishment is! You must be a barbie doll forever! You must constantly play sports and dance.

Emmett: That sounds really funny!

Hermione: Physically that is probably impossible because she is not made of plastic and playing sports and dancing would be extremly difficu-

Everybody: SHUT UP!

Me: Yes, do shut up you bushy haired freak.

Harry: I thought you were dead.

Hermione: No. She tried, but I escaped.

Jack Sparrow: Like I... -slurs in a sexy way- I -hiccup- did! RUM!

Me: yes, Rum!

Will Turner: Bella swan's kinda hot.

Bella: Well Edward is dead...

Me: I knew it! Traitor!

Elizabeth: Will? -in that high annoying way she does it-

Will: I'm too hot for you. And she's more of a damsel. I saw her trip on the way in here. Besides you like Jack.

Jack: 'Ello Love. Lil' poppit. Don'ttouchmyrum!

Review. If you wanna find out what other ways I tortured them in you have to find out later. It got really random in the end... then again it was always random.