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Normal Story
Thoughts
(me adding things)
A boy, who looks to around 18, walked through the halls of Ouran Academy looking for his sisters. He ran a tan hand though his sandy color hair, which came down to his chin (like Gokudera Hayato from reborn), wondering where they had run off to. Once his blue eyes landed on the pair, he relaxed a little bit. He found the two, brown hair, girls in front of a sign that read 'Music Room 3'
"Hey Jack I think this place is abandoned. Can we play a song in here? This might be the only change we might get to play in such a fancy place." One of the girls said.
She was dressed in a blue sun dress, with black flats. Her brown hair reached to the middle of her back. The girl next to her wore black jeans with a white T-shirt that said 'I See Haters Every Where' in an eye chart. With her outfit she wore black converse. Her hair was the same color to her sister's; the only difference was that her hair had a blue streak in it. At the moment her hair was in a braid. The two were identical, the only other difference between the two were the color of the eyes. The girl in the sun dress had brown, while the girl in the T-shirt had a light blue. (They're twins)
"NO! I don't want to spend any more time in this hell hole." Jack said looking at the pair.
"Jack, let Stacie have her fun." The other girl said, speaking up for the first time.
"Fine but I get to choose the song, oh and Kris, Don't touch anything." Jack said in a demanding tone.
"But..." Kris started, but Stacie gave her a look that was pleading with her. "Fine, can we hurry though, club hours are about to start. And, I rather not be in the halls when they do." With that she picked the guitar case that was lying at her feet.
The three siblings walked inside. What they saw took their breath away. The place was full of couches, tables, and chairs. At the very edge of the room was a stage with a piano on it. The three headed towards the stage, instead of sitting on the piano bench they sat on the edge of the stage, letting their feet dangle.
"Kris hand me the guitar" Jack said as he held out his hand.
"Here, what song are we going to sing?" Kris said as she handed over the object.
"Not we, me. You two are doing back up." Jack stated, when he saw Stacie pouting he continued 'or would you rather we leave?" When Stacie shook her head no he finished "That's what I thought" He then started to play
(Bold is Jack singing while the Italic is the girls singing and if it's both then it's all of them normal text is what is happening while they are singing)
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
Catching on to the song the girls joined in.
Ooooh, bop bop bop
Ooooh, bop bop bop
They took all the trees, and put em in a tree museum
And they charged the people a dollar and a half to see them
No, no, no
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot
Ooooh, bop bop bop
Ooooh, bop bop bop
Hey farmer, farmer, put away your DDT
I don't care about spots on my apples,
Leave me the birds and the bees
Please
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
Hey now, they paved paradise to put up a parking lot
Why not?
Ooooh, bop bop bop
Ooooh, bop bop bop
Listen, late last night, I heard the screen door slam
And a big yellow taxi took my girl away
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
Well, don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
They paved paradise to put up a parking lot
Why not?
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
Hey hey hey
Paved paradise and put up a parking lot
Ooooh, bop bop bop
Ooooh, bop bop bop
I don't wanna give it
Why you wanna give it
Why you wanna giving it all away
Hey, hey, hey
Now you wanna give it
I should wanna give it
Now you wanna giving it all away
I don't wanna give it
Why you wanna give it
Why you wanna giving it all away
Hey, hey, hey
Now you wanna give it
I should wanna give it
Cos you giving it all away
Hey, hey, givin it all,
givin it all...away
Why do you want me?
why do you want me?
Cos' you're givin it all away,
Hey, paved paradise to put up a parking lot
While they were singing, they all closed their eyes. They had finished singing, but Jack was still strumming. When he heard clapping, he popped one of the strings.
"That was so beautiful, a bit sad, but beautiful all the same." A tall blond teen said. Standing in front of them was two teens. Other teen was a, slightly shorter, male with black hair and glasses, he was also holding a little black book .
"I'm sorry, my sister wanted to hear what we sounded like in here." Jack said as he handed Kris back the guitar so she can put it away.
"Who are you three? You don't look like students." The guy with the glasses asked.
"My name is Kris Smith; this is my sister Stacie, and our brother, Jack. And, you're damn right we're not students. Who would want to go to a stuck up school like this anyways?" Kris said as she jumped off the stage. Before she could say anything two more people joined them. One was another tall, black hair teen, while the other looked like a little kid holding a bunny.
"Tam-chan, who was singing, it was great?" The blond boy asked.
"It was these three, Kris, Stacie, and Jack." Said the other blond, while pointing to the Smiths.
"Your name is Kris; does that mean you're a boy?" The blond holding the bunny asked.
"No, I'm a girl. How old are you anyways?"
"17" said the taller male behind him.
"What kind of names are Kris, Stacie, and Jack anyways?" The Tall blond said.
"American. The three of us are from America. Santa Fe NM to be more actuate. We may speak Japanese but we don't know the right honor fix to use." Kris said as she walked over to the door. When she opened it however, a pair of twins walked in, holding a vase. They walked over to a stand and put it down.
"If you're not students, may I ask, what are you doing here?" The guy with glasses asked stepping in front of Kris, making it so she couldn't leave.
"If you must know, the man who is about to marry our mother wants us to go to go to school here. To shut him up we told our mother that we would take a tour of the school. He also said to keep away from the Host Club. You wouldn't know where we could find them, would you; I would love to meet them." As she was talking, Kris's face grew into a smirk.
"Why would your father …"
"He's not our father!" All three Smiths yelled
"Sorry, but why would this man say to stay away from the Host Club?" The tall blond asked.
"I don't know, but it makes me want to meet them even more." Kris said sill with a smirk on her face.
"Well Kris, you don't have to look far. We are the Ouran Academy Host Club. The pair over there next to your siblings is Takashi Morinozuka and Mitsukuni Haninozuka; or Mori and Hunny as everyone calls them. The twins are Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin. Good luck trying to tell them apart though. I'm Kyoya Ootori. And the tall blond is Tamaki Suoh." Kyoya said as he took a look at his watch.
"What is a Hos club anyways?" Kris asked looking at all members.
"Well, Only those with excellent social standing and those from filthy rich families are lucky enough to spend their time here at the elite private school, Ouran academy. The Ouran Host Club is where the school's handsomest boys with too much time on their hands entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran academy's elegant playground for the super-rich and beautiful." Tamaki said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world." Tamaki said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Kyoya, could we sit and watch for a little bit?" Stacie asked as she walked up to the duo by the door.
"Stacie we can't, we have to a family dinner in thirty minutes. I still need to get ready. Plus I we could stay for one song, we sang now it's time for us to go." Jack said walking up next to his sisters.
"Please, just for a little bit. The black dress pants, and green dress shirt looks fine." Stacie said looking him over.
"What about Kris? I don't think the shirt she's wearing is ok for a place he wants to go to." Jack said looking at the girl in question.
"I wasn't going to change wither he wanted me to or not. So, don't make the decision based on me." Kris said as she put her hands in front of her plums facing them.
"Ten minutes, and only if the Host Club ok's it." Jack said giving in.
"It's fine. Maybe you would find out why you were warned not to run into us." Tamaki said as he too looked at his watch. "You three can stand by the vase, careful though, it's worth a lot. Boys places, we should be getting our first guests at any moment." He continued as he pulled a chair in front of the door. Tamaki sat in the chair as the boys placed themselves around it. Kyoya turned on a device next to the door, then stood by the chair. (You didn't think that the rose petals flew at the guests by themselves did you?) Once he was in place the door opened revealing a person behind it.
"Welcome." All the members said at once.
"Oh wow, it's a boy." Both the Hitachiin twins said.
(The entire time the Smiths are talking near the vase, they are whispering to each other.)
"I wonder if they always talk like that." Stacie asked her eyes never leaving the pair.
"I hope not I'm glad we don't talk like that. It would drive me crazy." Kris said looking at her twin.
"Hikaru, Kaoru I believe this young man is in the same class as you, isn't he?" Kyoya said looking at the black book he was holding.
"Yeah, but he's shy. He doesn't act very sociably, so we don't know much about him." The Hitachiin twins said first looking at said boy, then at Kyoya.
A sound like a light bulb turning was heard though out the Host Room.
"What was that sound?" Kris said looking around but no one answered her because they were all busy looking at the new guest.
"Oh, that wasn't very polite. Welcome to the Ouran Host Club Mr. Honor Student." Kyoya said while smiling at him.
"WHAT! You must be Haruhi Fujioka. You're the exceptional honor student we've heard about." Tamaki said getting into Haruhi's face.
"Is that our Haruhi?" Jack said looking at the person in question.
"No our Haruhi is a girl with long hair. And, besides our Haruhi wouldn't afford to come here." Kris said looking at Jack like he was crazy.
"How did you know my name?" Haruhi asked looking at the Host Club. She had it admit that she was a bit scared that a group of boys that she has never seen before knew her name. (Who wouldn't be)
"Why you're infamous. It's not every day that a commoner gains entrance into our academy. You must have an audacious nerve to work hard enough to fight your way into this school as an honor student, Mr. Fujioka." Kyoya said as he looked Haruhi up and down.
"Maybe that is our Haruhi." Stacie said taking a closer look at the person in question.
"Hey dumb, dumb our Haruhi is a girl and that is clearing a boy." Kris said as she smacked Stacie upside the head.
"Jack, Kris is picking on me again." Stacie all but wined.
"Kris stop it." Jack said looking at his sisters.
"Shut it or I will tell the whole room your secret." Kris said looking back at Jack.
"Well ah- thank you, I guess." Haruhi said, still a little creped out.
"You're welcome." Tamaki said as he put his arm around Haruhi's should. "You are a hero to other poor people, Fujioka. You're shown the world that even a poor person can excel at an elite private academy." By this time Haruhi had ducked out from under Tamaki's arm. Haruhi then took a step away from him. "It must be hard for you to constantly be looked down upon by others."
"Are you sure that's not our Haruhi, it sounds just like her?" Stacie said.
"I think your taking this poor thing too far." Haruhi stated
"Spurned, neglected, but, that doesn't matter now. Long live the poor. We welcome you, poor man, to our world of beauty." Tamaki said overly dramatic. The entire time Tamaki and Haruhi were talking, Haruhi would take a step away from Tamaki, and he would take a step closer.
"Well there is one way to find out isn't there." Kris said as she took a step away from her sibling.
"I'm outta here." Haruhi said as she grabbed the door handle.
"Hey! Come back Haru-chan!" Hunny said as he took Haruhi's hand off the door. "You must be like a super hero or something. That's so cool."
"I'm not a hero, I'm an honor student. And, who are you calling Haru-chan?" Haruhi yelled the last part at the small teen.
"Hey Haruhi!" Kris as she decided to speak up.
"Jack, Kris, Stacie, what are you three doing here?" Haruhi said finally seeing the Smiths.
"See told you it was our Haruhi." Stacie said as she ran up to her.
"Hey Kris, open mouth, insert foot." Jack said whispered into Kris's ear with a chuckle.
"Yeah, yeah laugh it up. It's a long story Haruhi, tell you over some tea at our place, let's say seven thirty." Kris said the second part loud enough for everyone to hear her.
"Sounds like a plan." Haruhi said as she started to walk towards the door again.
"How do you guys know each other?" Tamaki asked looking between the Smiths and Haruhi.
"We live next door to each other." Haruhi told them. That statement caught the attention of Kyoya, but he kept quiet.
"I never would have imagined the famous scholar would be so openly gay." Tamaki said Kyoya barely caught the dirty look that Kris gave the blond teen.
"Openly what?" Haruhi asked him giving a confused look. Tamaki either didn't hear her question or was ignoring it, because he continued. (most liking ignoring it)
"So tell me, what kind of guys are you into? Do you like the strong silent type?" Tamaki said as he pointed at Mori. "The boy Lolita type?" Tamaki said pointed to the small teen. "How about the mischievous type?" Tamaki said as he pointed at the twins. "Or the cool type?" Tamaki pointed towards Kyoya.
Upon hearing this, Kris started to laugh.
"What's so funny, Kris?" Stacie asked her sister, who by that point was rolling on the floor.
"Just that … four eyes … over there … is the … cool type" Kris said in-between laughs. When she said cool type, she even made air quotations with her hands.
"You of all people have no room to talk or do I need to remind you about … OW!" Jack started talking until Kris step on his foot, hard.
"I uh … I-It's not like that. I was just looking for a quiet place to study." Haruhi started as she took a few steps back. Haruhi was now standing next to Kris.
Oh, snap, I left our guitar on stage." Kris said looking at it.
"Or maybe you're into a guy like me. What do you say?" Tamaki said as he walked up to her and lifted her face to meet his. As she tried to get away from him, Haruhi and Kris bumped into each other, and then fell onto the stand, causing the vase to fall and break.
"I told not to touch anything Kris!" Jack yelled at his sister.
"But I didn't touch it." She yelled back
"But it is your fault it's broken." Jack said as he looked at her.
"We were going to feature that Renaissance vase in an upcoming school auction." Hikaru said as he popped up behind the group with his twin.
"Oh now you've done it commoner. The bidding on that vase was supposed to start at 800 million yen." Kaoru said
"Since it's both of your faults, you both owe us 400 million yen." Kyoya said writing it down in his book.
"I'm gonna have to pay you back." Both girls said at the same time.
"How? You can't even afford a school uniform. And, you three don't even go to this school." Hikaru and Kaoru said, yet again, at the same time. (Don't they get tired of that)
"Well, what do you think we should do, Tamaki?" Kyoya asked as he picked up a piece of the broken glass. Tamaki walked back to the chair he was sitting in earlier, and sat back down.
"There's a famous saying, you guys may have heard. When in Rome, you should do as the Romans do. Since you have no money, you will pay with your bodys, that means starting today you are the newest Host." Tamaki said pointing at Jack. "And you three" Tamaki pointed at Kris, Stacie, and Haruhi "Will be the Host Club's dog."