Catch Me If I Fall
Chapter 1
DISCLAIMER TIME!
Me: Go, Haruhi!
Haruhi: Why I gotta do it?
Me: Because! You're the heroine! You gotta introduce!
Haruhi: Get Tamaki-sempai to do it.
Tamaki: No, Haruhi! You do it!
Me: I agree, Tamaki! Do it! Or else...
Haruhi: Fine! Fine! LissyCreator doesn't own any of the canon characters, only any OCs, but she does own the plot! No stealing without permission!
Kyoya: Then that would be borrowing...
Me: Don't interrupt! Haruhi, go have some fancy tuna!
Haruhi: Fancy. Tuna? Yay! Happy dance!
ON WITH THE SHOW!
"This place is huge, Haruhi!" I say to my cousin.
"Yeah, it is." She says to me, looking at me through her large spectacles. We're both wearing semi-nice pants and a brown sweater over a white dress shirt. If I didn't know better, I'd say she was a guy! Well, me too, I look like a guy... She actually needs glasses, but I use them to hide my rather peculiar eyes. We look very much alike, but she has soft brown hair, and mine's pure black.
SCENE SKIP! (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) Just ignore me...
I sigh, as we check yet another library, seeing it packed full of people. "This place has four library rooms, you'd think that one would be quiet." I murmur as we walked along the corridors of this palace of a castle.
"You're right, Hisa. Sometimes I think that rich kids go to school just to have a good time." She replies, looking at me again.
"Amen to that!" I laugh. She smiles slightly, ever a stick in the mud. "Haruhi, loosen up!" I start as I put my hands behind my head. "You're such a stick in the mud. Have fun, while you're still young and it's justified! Wait any longer and people will think you're crazy!"
"I came here to study, not to have fun."
"Who says that they can't co-exist peacefully?"
"The laws of physics."
"Wait, what?"
"It's a joke, Hisa."
"WHAT?" I shout, jumping. "My Haruhi, telling a joke? I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!"
"Can you be quiet for once?"
"NEVER! I LIVE TO HAVE FUN!"
"You have too much fun in my opinion, always getting in trouble." She mutters, looking at the floor.
"Well, I think it's justified. I'm 16, after all. Can't go through life being serious all the time." I say as we keep walking. After a little while, we reach an abandoned music room. I open the door, and... we meet the bane of my existence, The Host Club.
"Wow, it's two guys!" A pair of twins say. I recognize them from our class.
"Hikaru, Kaoru, aren't these two from your class?" a guy with glasses says.
"Well, they don't talk much, and aren't very sociable, so we don't know much about them!"
"Well, that wasn't very nice."
"Wait, you two are the honor students! Haruhi and Hisa Fujioka!" a blonde idiot says, peering into our eyes.
"HOW DID YOU KNOW OUR NAMES?" I shout, making him fly back.
"Well, everyone knows about you two!" The idiot says back.
"You're quite notorious. It's not everyday that commoners gain entrance into Ouran Academy." Glasses says, writing something in a black notebook.
"OK, we accidently walked in here, looking for a place to study. Let's go, Haruhi."
"Who know the famous scholars, would be so openly gay!"
"WHAT?" I shout.
"Gay?" Haruhi says.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?"
"We're not gay."
"WHY WOULD YOU THINK WE'RE GAY?"
"No matter, which type do you fancy? The Cool type? The Silent Type? The little devil type? The boy lolita type?" Then he got really close to Haruhi. I growl, but he ignores me, "Or do you prefer me?"
"LET HIM GO!" I shout at blondie, making him recoil. Haruhi gives me a questioning look, and I just wink.
"Are you two twins?"
"No, we're cousins."
"Haru-chan! Hisa-chan! Stay!" The little boy latches onto my arm. "Are you two superheroes?"
"No, I'm a student. AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING HISA-CHAN?" He steps back onto th big guy's back, sniffling. Haruhi and I both step back, not even seeing the object that would be our doom. Blondie steps towards us, prompting us to step back again. Then, I hear a -CRASH!- Oh no.
"Now you've done it commoners! We were going to sell that piece for 8 million yen at auction!" The twins say.
"What do you propose we do, Tamaki?" Glasses says.
"Have you ever heard the term, 'when in Rome, do as the Romans do'? From now on, you two will be the host club's dogs!" This is not my day. WHY DID I GET OUT OF BED THIS MORNING!?
So there's the first chapter! Hope you liked it! R and R, no flames!