AN:/Hiya everyone this is my first fanfiction that I'm posting since ever I'll accept flames but not complete hate because come on that not fair this is a self-insert fanfiction and if you no like no read. Oh! Special shout out for four very important people: one is my friend Ivory who helped me get word on my computer, she gets a cookie. Two is my brother who gives me outrageous ideas to put in here in future chappies and my dear boyfriend who without his cheerfulness and sweetness I probably would've given up writing creatively a while ago and my dear sister who would actually do these crazy things irl with me so thank you and for my readers I hope you like it although I've written this series backwards -_- so bear with me I know you should start the best last but well I just love Mass Effect and turians so viola enjoy~
Chapter One: Into the Future.
Waiting. Did I ever mention how much I. HATE. WAITING. Sighing loudly I push my now cotton pink locks out of my view. I felt like screaming at my hair 'dry motherfucker dry'. You would have thought at my age I'd know the skill of patience but nooooooooooo. But then, I also didn't have to let 'Noche finally convince me to dye my hair an outrageous color than its unnatural natural snow white color. She had dyed it and rinsed it out but without a working hairdryer I have to let this dry the natural way. Pfffffft damn technology.
"Hey 'Noche pass me a soda before I lose my mind." I glanced back at my sister who was busily rummaging in our fridge. She snickered.
"You losing your mind would be hilarious." She laughed. "I thought we were 'sposed to have a job soon," She came back and tossed me a Dr. Pepper, "Chu know that weird message you got last night." She took a large sip out of her Ed Hardy glass probably containing her newest tequila brand love what was it again? Oh yeah, Jose Cuervo.
"Eh, it was probably a prank message." I shrugged and she snorted.
"Yeah sure Blitz, like the last several were prank messages." She rolled her crimson eyes at me before plopping down on our sofa.
"Ok, ok sheesh smartass maybe there is a new job, maybe there isn't but what the hell's wrong with us actually having a day off once in a while." I practically chugged my drink. Stupid infernal machine in the corner was taunting me, I could tell.
"Well fighting and ripping people to shreds is soooo much better than sitting here doing nothing sis. And a lot better than having to pretend that we're something we're not." She looked at me and gave her signature grin. Showing off every single sharp canine, they were capable of tearing meat off a deer faster than a politician saying hi.
"Fine I'll reread that message, you just see if that piece of crap is working and where were going
next." Sighing, I grabbed my laptop and went back to my inbox. I felt her weight shift off the couch and heard her footsteps go towards the bane of my long existence.
[Blitz, Medianoche another area has been compromised I sent the coordinates to the Jumper, this is the last mission. Like the others, failure is not an option. The fate of the galaxy is in your hands. S.B.]
"The fate of the galaxy," I narrowed my eyes, "Last time it was just Earth." I quickly scanned my other messages before I glanced towards my game stash. My eyes stopped on the trio at the very top... Great. But it couldn't be could it? I mean, there's got to be another place where the galaxy's at stake.
"Hey you ready? This thing's powered up come on come on come oooon!" She was practically jumping with excitement. Her black hair trying it's hardest not to tangle around her legs. I let out a laugh and threw my empty can to the recycle bag.
"Yeah let's just get this over with," I got up and walked over. She was already pressing the button when I got there. "Mass Effect here we come." I closed my eyes before the flash of light could blind me.
AN:/ sorry it's kind of short but when it starts picking up the chapters will be longer I promise. Updates may be erratic whenever I want to write I just write so at first it may be every few days or so but later on if I start my other stories or when school starts my updates will slow down and heads up pairings *laughs evilly* I'll let you guys figure that out ah kidding kidding don't kill me OCxGarrus, OCxJames(Later in), FemshepxI'm not sure yet may do a vote later so yeah see you all later and plse review.