Disclaimerness: Don't own anything to do with Jello, Stargate, or anything else of that sort.
Never Trust a Jaffa with Jello
Let me tell you a tale, a tale of much woe
Aballad of how I lost my dear Jello
It was a regular day, the Gate room was active
Teal'c and I were laughing, at something that Jack did
It happened so fast, I almost didn't see,
But Teal'c took my Jello right from under me!
I sounded my protest, and Teal'c rold,
Take my jello and you'll feel the scold.
Also remember if a Jaffa is near,
Eat all your Jello and make sure you steer clear!