Percy shrieked and threw down his remote. "I am so done with Final Fantasy!" he shouted.

Nico sniffled "H-he loved Serah so much! B-but she's crystal now!" he started sobbing and Percy turned off the xbox 360. Both of them sat there for a minute and did nothing.

"I FEEL SO MIND RAPED!" hollered Nico.

"My mind is so violated!" Percy yelled.

"MOLLESTATION= FINAL FANTASY!"

Suddenly a huge CRASH came from outside!

"What the hell was that!"

Percy rushed out of Nico's cabin to find the source of the ticking noise ruckus.

"Holy mo fo'in Hades!" He cried.

"WHAT! WHAT IS IT!" Nico was very confused! He hurried to stand next to Percy.

"THE MONSTROSITY!"

"No, no, I actually am a little bit turned on right now," Grover said.

Many of the other demigods inhabiting Camp Halfblood had heard the crashed from outside and were coming out of their cabins to investigate!

Annabeth was beside the two boys. "But I've only ever heard of them in the legends! How is it possible!"

But Percy knew. He knew all too well.

"Oh, I know all too well."

"What is it?"

An extremely sexy wind blew past Percy, blowing his sexy hair in front of his sexy eyes as they gazed deeply at what was ravaging their camp.

"It's the MEGALOWHORE."

And there she was!

CONAN O'BRIAN!

Nico pulled a very sexy Turkish sandwich out of his shirt and began munching on it savagely.

Percy slapped the sandwich from his scrumptious supple hands.

"THIS is no time for lunch, man!"

"I'm not a man!" shouted Nico. "I'll never be a man! You can't make me!"

Then Conan the megalowhore swooshed the tedious sandwich.

"NOOOOOOO!"

Nico then proceeded to pull out his Mew pendent. "TRANSFORM!" HE SHOUTED!

His body glowed all pink as he spun around and a pretty pink maid dress, kitty ears, and tail appeared on him.

Percy pulled out his Mew pendant and transformed as well, only into a green tutu with little wings on the back.

"You can't do it without the other Mews!" said Annabeth.

Percy looked back at her "We can do anything," he said, "with the power of FRIENDSHIP and 4kids!"

But they didn't and Conan beat them to a bloody pulp.

"NOOOOOOO!" Thalia ran over to Nico and force-fed him a 2-liter of Mountain Dew.

To which he grew 200 feet tall and crushed Conan.

"Oh no!" I lost my hall pass!"

"Nico you ignorant slut!"

"Damn you, Thalia, set me free!"

"Percy what the hell!"

"I don't even know what's going on!"

"The megalowhore!" Annabeth shouted. "She's getting back up!"

"Damn hos won't die," Percy grumbled as Grover took pictures up her black studded leather skirt.

"Can't live with them, can't live without them."

"!"

"AAAHH! NICO, I CHOOSE YOU!"

Nico jumped the megalowhore and zapped her with some pika-electricity. (That wasn't suggestive.)

The whore countered with some dirty magic!

PERCY, what do you want NICO to do next?

Attack with Ethanol

Threaten to smack her ho ass

Flame-on!

Run away

Percy's decision-making awesomeness faltered.

"Famnit Percy choose an option!" Thalia screamed.

Oh no! The whore was making someone hold her weave before she went to attack Nico!

Then she killed them all, The End. :D