A/N: Jounouchi gets hired by Kaiba. How many times have we read or used this plot device for puppyshipping? Even I've used it. It is not even like it is something that Kaiba would do to himself. So, I proudly present the overused plot device:

JOUNOUCHI FOR HIRE

Once upon a time, there was just your everyday average, sexy, blond dude strollin' down the street lookin' for work. His hair was a mess and it hadn't been cut properly in years because he was so darned poor. His jeans were torn and he had ketchup stains on his white tee shirt from all the hotdogs he consumes on a day to day basis. His name was Jounouchi, Katsuya. Everyone just calls him Jounouchi.

After looking in so many different places for a job, he had to finally swallow his pride and apply for a job at the evil gaming corporation known as KaibaCorp. The president and owner was corrupted by his lust for power. He was a ruthless businessman and duelist. These unsavory qualities made Seto Kaiba, Jounouchi's sworn enemy.

Despite how far in the world Seto Kaiba was, he was still only a teenager. He was blessed with a height that made him tower over most other Japanese people. Seto Kaiba has ice cold eyes with a heart to match. His hair is a rich chocolate brown that looks mesmerizing, I mean, irresistible, uggghh, suspicious in the wind. How does his hair do that and then become so in place with in a few seconds? No one will ever know.

Looking over Jounouchi's résumé, Kaiba couldn't help but chuckle at how pitiful it was that a loser like Jounouchi would dare to apply for a job at his company. That boy couldn't even be an affective janitor, he thought. Then, a devious plan came to the CEO's mind. So he called Jou in for an interview, plotting his evil plot the entire time.

During the interview Kaiba stared at Jounouchi perversely. "So, how many places did you look for work before you came to KaibaCorp on your hands and knees?" Kaiba licked his lip.

Jounouchi, with apprehension stated, " J-Just about everywhere else…" he sighed.

"What sorts of places did you not apply?" Kaiba smirked and leaned back in his big office chair.

"Mostly just places that only hire women…" Jounouchi figited, as Kaiba's actions made him uncomfortable.

"Hm," Kaiba stood up and pulled something out of his pocket.

"So," Jou stood up, "Is that all? I am not hired am I?"

"Your work attire has already been mailed," Kaiba put on his sunglasses and left his office.

Jou had no idea what to the hell to think. "What the- What just happened?"

When Jounouchi went back home his dad threw a package at him, "Note on it says you got a job. Proud of ya, son!" Jounouchi's dad retired back to the couch that was surrounded by beer bottles. It was nice to have his dad so proud of him. But he wasn't so sure he should be with how easily he obtained this job. It was… too easy, Jounouchi thought.

Jounouchi went to his room and opened the package in private. His eyes widened, then felt a firey ball of anger well up inside the pit of his stomach. Kaiba, that bastard.

Jounouchi arrived to work on time and reported directly to Kaiba's office. "You really expect me to wear this? Ya sick perv!"

"Why, yes I do Jounouchi. Put it on mutt. Don't forget to curtsy," Kaiba waved his hand bye and Isono escorted him out.

When Jounouchi returned, he was wearing a pink maid outfit with ribbons in his hair and bows all over the costume. Jounouchi had his hands on either side of the garment trying to pull it down as it was pretty short. His face was completely flushed with embarrassment and anger.

Kaiba couldn't stop laughing. "Aahhh. Don't worry sweet princess, you look very pretty in that outfit," Kaiba covered his mouth to try and stop his laughter. "Pink is your color isn't it?"

"This is not funny," Jounouchi crossed his arms allowing the dress to go up a bit further revealing more of his shapely thighs. "What is it exactly did you hire me to do?"

Kaiba dropped his pen, "Oops!" Kaiba raised an eyebrow as Jounouchi's lips tightened. "Pick it up. My hands can't seem to reach it," Kaiba put his hand on his face then started snickering again.

Jounouchi rolled his eyes and picked up the pen and placed it firmly on Kaiba's desk. "There ya go… boss."

Kaiba was feeling really great about this. He dropped the pen again and when Jounouchi bent over to pick it up, he pinched Jounouchi's bubble butt and Jounouchi squeeked then growled as if to make up for the completely unmasculine sound he just made.

Jounouchi totally quit that job after only one week of working, but it really gave Kaiba a good laugh. And they sorta lived happily ever after.

The End.

NEXT TIME: Kaiba Don't Eat