(Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd and Eddy.)
My Two Best Eds
Fanfiction by LivingOnLaughs
Eddy had finished painting the sign for the Ed's newest swindle: 'Pet an Ed! Only a quarter!'
"Uh, Eddy, are you sure that people would actually pay twenty-five cents just to pet Ed? I mean, who KNOWS when he had his last bath." A boy named Double D asked. The tallest Ed just looked at his two friends before saying, "I bathed a year ago today, guys." Eddy and Double D just backed away from Ed in total disgust.
"Maybe you're right, Sockhead." Eddy replied as he crossed that idea off the list. The next idea was 'Psychiatric help'. "Come on, Double D, let's build ourselves a booth." The shortest Ed exclaimed as he ran to his house to grab some wood, paint and a couple of stools. Ed and Edd followed him, in sheer determination.
"Psychiatric help! Only a quarter! Psychiatric help!" Eddy called out to the cul-de-sac. Edd pointed to the next idea on the list: 'Sweater making'. "Aww come on, Sockhead. This will be our best swindle ever." Eddy complained. Ed just sat on the ground with an airhead expression on his face. "Alright, Sockhead, let's sell sweaters in July." Eddy remarked sarcastically, only for Double D to cross that off as well and read the next scam idea: 'homemade gravy cookies?'
"I wrote that one, Double D, and they are delicious." Ed explained happily. "What's next, Double D?" Eddy asked in annoyance. Edd just walked toward Eddy and began talking, "Well, Eddy; I wanted to keep this a surprise, but…" Double D then pulled out 75 cents out of his hat as he handed them to his friends. "I like chickens, guys." Ed exclaimed as he held the quarter in his hand. "Does this have chocolate inside, Double D?" the tallest Ed asked, only for Edd to reply with, "Actually, Ed; that quarter is yours so you can buy a…"
"JAWBREAKERS!" The three Ed's shouted in unison as they raced for the candy store. "Cool magic trick, Sockhead. You should've done that trick YEARS ago." Eddy told his ski-hat wearing friend, who just smiled as he said, "Eddy, I nearly forgot I had that in my hat. But if it weren't for you and Ed, I wouldn't have remembered that I left seventy-five cents in my hat."
Once they were in the store, Ed just looked at his two friends before explaining, "I love buttered toast and gravy jawbreakers!" "And it looks like they've added new flavors since the last time we went." Edd added as they purchased three delicious jawbreakers.