AN: This will be completely AU. All the DBZ characters will be human, Chichi will have a slightly different personality. Please fave and follow, and please make sure to leave a review. Thanks. And I know that this is yet another story, but inspiration hit me out of the blue! I wanted to make this a story that will make you want to strangle me. Not because I ain't pairing the right person with their significant other, but because of all the drama and time it will tak for it to happen! So please bare with me!

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"So, Bulma!" Chichi yelled ecstatically, jumping up and down. "How do you think that we will like our other two room mates?" Her jet black hair, usually up in a bun, was hanging down her back, swinging with her jolting movements.

Bulma cringed a little. "Chi, keep your voice down a little." She couldn't help but soon join in the bouncing. Her blue hair was in a long french braid. "I don't know, but I hope that they are cute!" This was the first year that they were going to college, and they got a four person dorm room that would have to male inhabitants in it.

"Girls!" Mrs. Briefs shouted from the bottom of the steps. Bulma's mother talked in a Jersey voice, so the 'girls' sounded like 'goyls'.

The two paused in there excitement, Chichi taking the time to answer, "Yes?"

"Are you almost ready to go?" The bluenette rolled her eyes. Her mom could be sickeningly nice, and that got on her nerves.

"Yes, mom, almost. We'll be down in a few!" Bulma called, her voice crisp. Turning back to her friend, she smiled again. "I hope they are!"

Chichi's smile turned shy. "For you, maybe. For me though, I don't care." Her hands were clasped tightly to each other.

Putting a hand on her raven haired friends shoulder, Bulma toned down her smile. "I know, I know. Goku is your man. You've been saying that since you guys started dating." Now, looking Chichi in the eye, she continued, "But listen, I know that he's the one for you, but try to let loose. He's going off to train for the marines, and you're going to be here. Something will change."

Honestly, though, Bulma couldn't help but wonder how they couple had been able to last this long. They had begun to date back in their 8th grade year. Now, almost 5 years later, they were still together. In that time, Bulma had gone through most of the guys at the school. To her, being together that long with one person was insane, an idea that made her cringe.

"Hey, I will not let loose. I love Goku, and he loves me! We have already promised each other that we will marry one another. That's the most absurd idea I've ever heard. You were the one who wanted to have a room with guys. I would've been happy with an all girls dorm." Chichi said sharply, frowning at the thought.

The heiress chuckled, patting her friends shoulder. "I know. I also think that the idea of having a man that serves our country is absurd."

Chichi couldn't get the conversation out of her head. She was sure, with every part of her, that she and Goku would always be together. They have had their fights, of course, and their doubts. They've had conversations about what might happen once Goku was gone most of the time. It still hadn't changed the one thing that held them together: The love that they shared for each other.

She honestly wished that the guys were ugly. Not because she thought that if they were attractive that she would have to fight the temptation, which was definitely not the case. It was because she wanted Bulma to regret ever choosing this type of rooming. Bulma Briefs was a very persuasive woman, and had dragged Chichi down. It escaped her mind how she even agreed.

In about a month, she will be able to reunite with her man for a couple of days. She was already missing him. Missing how his hair felt when she ran her fingers through it. How his muscles rippled beneath her touch. How he would whisper her name against her throat. His passionate kisses, and his comforting hugs. All that and his charismatic personality. She felt empty at the space that was between them.

Bulma didn't know why someone would want to marry a person who could be taken away in a second. Chichi didn't know exactly why either, except for the fact that the only answer was love. Chichi would marry him, knowing that because he meant the world to her. She had faith in him that he would make it through. Love didn't take the terror away from the thought that he could die.

With a passion, the raven haired beauty wished that Bulma would understand. The bluenette needed to realize that she couldn't go on forever, going through men like used tampons. She wished that her friend would settle down. It was very unbecoming of her.

She could only wish.

The ride to the college was silent, and the two hours that it took to get there seemed to stretch on forever. It took Bulma everything she had not to bite her perfectly manicured nails, a habit she long since dropped. Her friend was lost in her own world, probably day dreaming about her love.

She couldn't help but be excited for the moment that she would meet the other guys. They just had to be cute. And good kissers. She planned on both of them. She had been without a man for about a month, and it was getting old. She needed to spice up her love life. By no means was she putting herself out as much as she had been dating. On the contrary, she was still a virgin. None of the guys were deemed worthy of it. Even though she wasn't as much of a romantic as Chichi was, she wasn't blind to giving it to whomever was hers at the time.

She still had her dignity. Many had thought she had. She couldn't blame them. The only guy that held her interest was taken.

Shaking that thought from her mind, she realized that they were finally here. The college that she had been dreaming of was now at her fingertips.

"Oh my! My girls are at college." Tears came to her mothers eyes. "We better get you up to your room."

They were finally alone after an hour of bearing her moms babbling. Pictures had been taken, and they were a lot. To Bulma's disappointment, the men hadn't arrived yet.

"Hey! They aren't here! lets grab our beds and establish our side before they do!" It was a total Chichi thing to say and do. To that, Bulma had to roll her eyes.

"Alright." With that said, they went to work settling into the room. Total Chichi like, said woman had plain blue bedding, and white pillows to go with it. Her spot was neat and tidy. On her nightstand was a picture of her and Goku, looking happy. It was too sappy. Chichi was on top of his back, goofy smiles lit on there face. Those smiles showed that they were madly in love. That sent a pang of jealousy down her spine.

Bulma's, on the other hand, was a work of art. Her bedding was deep red with a palet of red hues for pillows. Some were heart shaped, and some were regular. Her black teddy sat in the nook of her pillows. Above her bed was a picture of the Periodic table. Like a normal person would, Bulma had a picture of her and her family in a homemade rainbow frame made with string. Unlike Chichi's, who's was a plain and simple frame.

She had no time to plop down on her bed before her guests arrived. As the men walked in, even Chichi had a shocked expression on her flawless face.

"I'm gonna love this year." Bulma sighed, falling onto her bed.

Meanwhile with Goku

Goku waited patiently in line with the other men, making conversation with his best friend who had followed him in his dream of fighting for his country. "I can't believe I actually went through with this."

Goku chuckled, looking down at the man, who had an anxious look gracing his features. "Chill, Krillin, just stay with me. It will be alright."

The short bald man watched Goku with careful eyes. The man had no fear, and was being silly, like usual. No tension could be detected. "Easy for you to say. You actually have a chance. " Krillin retorted.

Just as Goku came up with a reply, a booming voice quieted all noise, straightening everyones backs. "ATTENTION!"

All eyes ventured towards the commanding voice in unison. Krillin was quavering. Goku still had confidence with the way he stood. His chest was puffed out, not so much to make it seem like her was cocky, but enough to show that he was all business.

A line of officers and the like marched out, and to where the stood directly in front of the newbs. Stopping in deadly unison, they turned together, facing forward. A man stepped forward, looking as if he was in command. He had a build similar to Goku's, but much more compact, and quite a bit shorter. His hair was in a buzz cut, and had a widows peak. His black orbs searched the room around him, with a hardness in them. "I am Assistant Commandant Vegeta. I am the second in command, and will be introducing you to others."

With that, a man stepped forward. "This is officer Tien." The man stepped back. Another on came forward. He was much shorter than the guy before him, but much similar in looks.

"This is Officer Chiaotzu." The man stepped back, the next stepping forward. "This is Officer Eighteen."

A whistle came from the crowd, triggering the last man to step out of line and scowl. He was similiar in looks to her. "I am Officer Seventeen, and I will not stand for that. WHO WHISTLED?"

The woman's face stayed in a bored look as the room stayed silent. She stepped back.

Seventeen took a menacing step forward, opening his mouth to say something again. But what came out wasn't his own words. "Officer Seventeen! Get the hell back in line!" A deep voice boomed, prompting the man to step back. Vegeta saluted the large man.

"Sir! Permission to fall in!"

The leader saluted back. "Permission granted, Assistant Commandant Vegeta!"

Vegeta became one with the line of others in command, blending in.

Looking around, the new presence cut a look to Krillin. "You! Baldy!, Step forward!"

As Krillin came forward, wobbling, he knew he was caught.

It seemed to take him forever, so the commander decided to introduce himself. "I am Commandant Piccolo, to be clear. Am I making myself clear?"

That prompted a 'yes sir!' from everybody.

It was then that Krillin reached his destination.

"Why did you whistle?"

"What did I just get myself into?"

AN: Well, that was fun to write!

Well, who are the two guys that are now room mates with the girls? And why did it catch the attention of the faithful Chichi?
And what's going to happen to poor ol' Krillin?

Find out in the next chapter.

If I made any mistakes, feel free to tell me! If you want to share ideas, feel free to share with me! Sorry bout the cliffy! I had to do that.
I have many plans for this story. I hope you enjoyed!