So this thought came to me listening to 1D and Teen Wolf just happened to pop up on my computer. Any way, I hope this makes you readers smile.

I DO NOT OWN TEEN WOLF NOR ONE DIRECTION..sadly. *sighs.* NOR DO I OWN PITBULL...*sighs again* LARRY SHIPPER RIGHT HERE!

"Said her name was Georgia Rose, WOW, and her daddy was a dentist!" Stiles sings at the top of his lungs, in the empty kitchen as he does the dishes. "Said I had a dirty mouth, I got a dirty mouth, but she kissed me like she meant it!"

What he does not know is a very disturbed, yet amused Derek leers in the door way and watches. He fights the urge to take out his phone and record the ridiculous teen.

Stiles completely forget about the dishes and throws the pot he has been scrubbing for the last two songs into the sink, ignoring the suds that fly all over, and throws his hands in to the air.

"And we danced all night to the best song ever. We knew every line! Now I can't remember how it goes, but I know that I won't forget her. 'Cause we danced all night to the best song ever! I think it went oh, oh, oh. I think it went yeah ye-ahh!" Stiles scream out as he stops in mid spin of a circle to notice the smiling alpha, who has his phone out and pointed at Stiles.

"I didn't know you liked One Direction?" Derek asks as he shoves his phone in his leather jackets pocket.

"I don't." Stiles lies as he takes out his head phones. The song barely audible through the speakers.

"Uh-huh. What ever you say." Derek rolls his eyes as he turns to head for the front door. "Once your done, being a thirteen year old teenaged girl, we have a pack meeting in ten." Derek says with a chuckle.

"Your just jealous I can dance better than you!" Stiles just shoots back lamely. "And I don't like One Direction! Their songs are just catchy, damnit!" He tries to save his dignity. But nope sadly Derek just walked put with thirty-five seconds of that on his phone.

Stiles can hear the snort as Derek opens the to leave before he calls out, "That to your poster you have hidden in your room!" And with that the alpha leaves with full on laughter.

"Damn it, Lydia! You promised!" He shouts out to the empty house.

I tried. I'm sorry. I know I'm a terrible writer but it does not stop me, sorry. I need help! *curls in ball* *rocks in corner*

Any way, please R&R! There will be more to come sooner or later.