I don't own Negima or Jack in the Beanstalk. I do own the story itself and several of the characters.

Storm and the Beanstalk Part 1

On an old farm in a small town. "Zzzz." A young boy in his early teen years is sleeping on a pile of hay. "Hey! Wake up!" A girl who appears to be older than him, her hair is red and spiky. "Ugh." The boy just turns away in his sleep. The girl growls before flashing a camera in his eyes.

"AHH!" The boy jumps and runs around. "Well that surely woke you up." The girl smirks. The boy rubs his eyes then glares at the girl. "Kazumi that was not necessary!" He yells at her. "Hey it worked didn't it?" She asks before sticking her tongue at him. "Where am I anyway?" He asks. "Part of an alterative story. Meaning your life has changed, just not your personality." She explains. "Sounds like lazy work to me." He tells her. "It is." She says.

"Anyway, what do you want?" He asks. "Oh yea, your mother has asked me to tell you to sell the conveniently placed cow in this story." She explains. The boy looks to his left to see a cow that wasn't there before. "Wow…. convenient." He says. "Oh yeah and she specifically told me to tell you, 'Storm, don't sell the cow for any magical beans, or else.'" She explains. "Sounds… specific." He replies. "Yeah your mother is a strange one. Well, good luck with that." She says before walking off.

Storm takes the cow off. He soon meets two guy in dark cloaks. "Hey kid. Over here." One of them calls Storm over. Storm walks over with the cow. "Who the hell are you two?" He asks them. "We are just two stereotypical villains. My name is Cecil." One of them tells him. "And I'm Kazu." The other one says. "Ok then. So what do you want?" Storm asks them. "We want to buy that cow off you." Cecil tells him. "Ok. How much can you offer for him?" Storm asks. "We have no money, but we will trade for these magic beans." Kazu says while holding the beans out.

"Deal." Storm says quickly. "Really? You're not even going to think about it?" Cecil asks. "It sounds fair to me." Storm replies. "So you think a cow, which can be used for beef, is worth the same as three so-called magical beans?" Kazu asks him "Geez fine, I'll also throw in five bucks." Storm says before handing them the cow and money and takes the beans and walks off. "…That kid is an idiot." Both of the men say.

Storm soon makes it back home. He stops and stares at the farm. "… Wait… I don't have a mother!" Storm says before throwing the beans away.

A few days pass, Kazumi and Storm are playing poker, waiting for something to happen. "Ok I read the original story to this. Why are the beans not doing anything?" Storm asks. "Because they're supposed to be buried." Kazumi answers. "…. Kay" Storm replies before going over to the beans and burying them. Then the beans instantly change into a tall beanstalk. "Well that was faster than I thought." Storm says.

"I say we climb it." Kazumi says. "Why in hell would I want to do that?" Storm asks. "Because the plot of this story is up there." She tells him. Storm just stares at her. Soon they're both climbing the beanstalk.

Storm simply jumps from leaf to leaf while Kazumi climbs while taking pictures of the scenery.

They soon reach the clouds. "Shouldn't we fall through the clouds? It not like clouds are solid." Storm says. "Tell the writer that and see if he actually cares." Kazumi tells him before they start looking around. They soon find a giant building. "How the hell can something like this be conveniently up here?" Storm asks. "Anything is possible I guess." Kazumi says. They both casually walk in.

They look to find the room is huge, literally. Everything is a lot bigger than they are. "Well this is different." Storm says before jumping onto a table and looking around. "Yea! This will make a great story!" Kazumi says while taking pictures.

Suddenly the ground begins to shake. "Fee fie foe fimes; I'm not doing zese stupid rhymes." A loud feminine French voice is heard. Storm turns to see a girl wearing flowers in her hair walk in. The girl is also wearing a flower patterned shirt and a medium length skirt that looks like large flower petal; oh yeah and she's a giant.

Storm just stares at her. "This is logic at its greatest." Storm says with a sarcastic voice and laugh. The girl yawns and stares down at where Storm is. "… Sacrebleu. It'z too early to be 'allucinating." She says, before walking to a kitchen. "Allucinating?" Storm asks, not understanding her French accent.

Kazumi takes more pictures. "So a house in the cloud that belongs to a giant. This will have the money rolling in!" She exclaims, her eyes turn to dollar signs. Kazumi suddenly hears a loud scream come from the girl. "… Storm!" She yells before running to the other room.

The girl is staring down at Storm who is standing on the floor in front of her feet. Storm picks his ear. "Damn you really are as loud as I thought you be!" Storm yells up to her before noticing a shadow overcastting him. "Hmm?" He looks up before being stomped on like a bug by the girl. Kazumi watches and looks scared.

"… Hahahaha!" They hear laughing coming from under her shoe. Storm is barely holding her foot up. "Well that could've been bad." He says while laughing. The girl moves her foot and looks down at Storm. "Hmm? You're not scared of me?" She asks. Storm laughs before answering. "Scared? Of you? You look as harmless as you do giant." He says before she picks him up.

"R-really?" She asks, her face turning red. "Am I suppose to be scared of a girl who wears a lot of flowers for clothing." Storm laughs. Kazumi just facepalms herself. "The boy is charming a giant flower girl." She laughs nervously to herself.
"Name's Storm. You?" He asks the giant. "Oh I'm Fleur. It'z nice to meet you Storm." She says while smiling. The two seem to get along well. "Hey!" Kazumi yells up at them. "Hmm? Another?" She says before picking up Kazumi, frightening her abit. "And what's your name?" She asks Kazumi. Kazumi is frightened in fear but soon regains herself. "Kazumi, it's nice to meet you." She says abit nervously.

After a few hours of talking with Fleur, Storm and Kazumi get ready to leave. "I 'ope we can meet again soon." Fleur says with a smile. "Of course." Storm tells her with a smirk. "Yeah! I just can't wait to write a story about this in the news!" Kazumi says looking exciting. "Thanks for letting me do this!" She tells Fleur. "Oh it's nothing. Maybe I'll be able to meet more friends." She says.

Storm and Kazumi leave with a wave and go down the beanstalk.