Claudia (The Courtesan)s Adventures in

by DetectiveShakespeare

Claudia, Edward la plej bona amiko, estas jxetita en malvirta mondo de katastrofo kaj morto kie ŝiaj amikoj fidi Klauxdia Claudia alvenas al kroĉu kun esti vampiro.

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Claudia (the Courtesan)'s Adventures in…

Claudia, a gothic 18 year old courtesan who always wears black dresses and lots of black eyeliner and lipstick and has money who was also a vampire was going to visit her friend Jules who was a jester and also a unicorn. Jules the jester lived with the Twins, Natalie the Necrophilliac and Zoe the Zoo Tycoon Expert. Natalie was a harpy and Zoe who was kinda a werewolf. Claudia saw that Zoe was dead. She shrugged, not caring that much. She was wearing a top advertising her services. Zoe was clutching the sword stuck in her chest, blood in her sideburns. Natalie got excited because of a dead person but Jules the Jester was like "neigh thats your sister"

SUDDENLY

In bursts Anya, the attourney. She arrested Natalie on the basis that she believed that Natalie had killed Zoe (her own sister!?) for her own SICK benefits. As Natalie was being escorted from the premises Claudia looked to the lonely dead body of Zoe (what a waste of blood, blood from dead people was awful), Claudia knew she had seen that sword before, the same hilt, the same engravings, Claudia knew this was the work of someone else!