A/N Ok people just to tell you there is nothing wrong with me! I am just a normal 13 year-old girl that just so happens to be on a sugar-high and there is nothing wrong with that. So please after reading this don't think I have to go into the light!

Disclaimer:cough Yes I own Harry Potter cough! Do you really think I own Harry Potter? Do I type like a person who is richer than the queen? I think not! So please do not sew me just for the sake of sewing.

It was dark in the cavern of the chamber of secrets. Everything was still. Everything except for one figure that was waiting at the end, that figure was Voldy, I mean Voldemort (a/n man I have to stop using his nick-name). Voldemort was looking directly at the approaching figure. The figure of a 17 year-old boy... I mean man… no I mean teenager… well what ever you want to call him. The scrawny figure of Harry was now directly in front of the Dark Lord with his wand out.

The Dark Lord Voldemort just looked at the boy "Now Harry do we really want to end this in violence?"

"Why shouldn't we Tom? Don't tell me you're chickening out?" Harry sneered at the thought of the "dork lord"… I mean "dark lord" bending down on his knees and begging to be spared that would be the best day of my life! Harry thought.

"Why does everyone call me Ton… I mean Tom? It's Voldemort for your information, NOT Tom… honestly" said Voldemort looking like he was about to piss himself with rage.

"Well sorryTon… I mean… Voldy… No need to get all psycho!"

"It's Voldemort! Not Voldy! Why does everyone call me Voldy?"

" But I thought that you liked the name Voldy?" said a new voice and then Harry realized that they were NOT alone… There in the corner of the chamber was Belletrix Lestrange. "You never seemed to mind when I called you that…" She then started crying in great amounts.

"No Bella baby I don't mind…" said Voldemort trying to cover up the mistake of saying that.

"No you do… but WHY didn't you TELL me?" said Bellatrix now crying in her own pool of tears. "Why Voldy? WHY?"

" Ready Voldy… I mean Volde-rote… to meet your doom?" said Harry trying to get back to the point and make Voldemort as pissed off as possible.

But Voldemort was all eyes and ears for Bellatrix for Bellatrix was now crying like a flooding river. "Bella, Baby I'm sorry…" Voldemort shrieked.

"No Voldy you've taken it one step to far." She reached for her wand and pointed it at her temple and screamed "Avada Kedavra!" Bellatrix fell to the floor in slow motion.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Voldemort in slow motion. And while he was saying this a random double-decker bus managed to get in the chamber of secrets and ran Voldy… I mean Voldemort over.

Harry Blinked and then stared at the place where Voldemort once was.

Ginny, Ron, Hermione and the whole of the Order of the Phoenix came in.

They then all started singing "Celebrate good times come on!"

Harry then died of a Heart attack. But no one notices except for Ron who says, "Oh no Harry's dead!" Ginny then turned around at this statement and says, "Who gives a shit! You-know-who's dead we don't need him anymore!"

Hermione then turns "But I thought you loved him?"

"No I only pretended to love him for his money!"

Hermione shrugs "Oh ok!"

They then start dancing Rons favourite dance the Maccarina!