Unexpected Results
Prologue
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.
Couple: Prussia X England and possible other couples.
Summary: A night of drinking for Prussia and England end up leading to what they thought would only be a one night stand. However, that drunken one night stand is going to turn into so much more… Mpreg
Sometimes every once in a while Prussia would drag England off to go drinking in a pub somewhere. This would usually only happen when France and Spain where busy and Prussia had no one else to go with. Usually England would complain to having to go anywhere with Prussia and he would also constantly yell at Prussia about how the only reason why he was bringing England with him was because he had no one else to go with him, but for as much as England complained he never once refused to go with Prussia to a bar. If anyone ever asked England why he would go with Prussia England would immediately answer with "I was going to go to the pub that day anyway" or something along those lines. The thing was England was not really too sure on why he allowed Prussia to use him as his last resort of a bar buddy, but in the end England didn't really care too much to find out.
In the end, the point was when Prussia asked England to go to the bar with him England would always go with him and tonight was no expectation.
"I don't see why you always have to drag me along with you to the pub when you can't get Spain and France to go with you." England muttered as he followed after his white haired companion.
Prussia just laughed and looked over at the British nation before he said "You should feel happy that you get to hang out with the awesome me and besides I don't see you refusing my offer."
England opened his mouth as if to argue with that but he ended up just clamping his mouth shut before he glared at the red eyed male. Prussia just gave him a smug grin before he turned his attention away from the British man. England cursed under his breath and glared at the back of the Prussian's head. This is how their trips to the pub would always go England would question why Prussia would bring him along, Prussia would remark that England should be glad that he could hang out with him, and England would have to hold himself back from strangling the white haired man. It had been going on like this for years, centuries even, and it did not look like it would be changing anytime soon.
England could not help but think about his pub trips with Prussia and he also could not help but wonder why Prussia would never just answer his question. However, before England could really start thinking of their usual pub routines the sound of Prussia's voice ended up interrupting his thoughts.
"Ah, there she is the Ruby Rose." Prussia said happily as he looked at said pub with a smile on his face.
The Ruby Rose was a nice little family owned pub in London that Prussia and England would always go to. The pub was not extraordinarily fancy or anything like that, but it was very welcoming and it was one of the few pubs where England could get completely and utterly drunk at and not have the workers their wonder about his sanity when he started babbling about fairies and unicorns. The two nations walked in only to be welcomed by the smell of alcohol and shepherd's pie and the welcoming sound of people talking, laughing, and having an all around good time. The pub's owner looked up from his glass that he was cleaning and he gave the two nations a large smile.
"Gilbert, Arthur it's been awhile! I suspect the two of you will want the usual?" The Pub owner said.
Prussia just grinned at the man and said "You know it!"
The man just continued to smile as he set about to get the 'usual' for the two men. England and Prussia sat down at the bar only to be greeted with the 'usual', a mug of rum for England and a bottle of beer for Prussia. England immediately grabbed his mug of rum and he was about to take a drink, but Prussia grabbed his arm and stopped him before England could even lift the mug off the bar's tabletop.
"I just thought of something fun we could do." Prussia said as he gave England a mischievous grin.
"And just what is this fun idea of yours?" England asked as he gave the Prussian nation a rather board look.
"Let's have a drinking contest the first person to pass out loses." Prussia said the grin of his still firmly in place.
England just scowled at the whit haired man before he said "I'm not participating in your idiotic game."
Prussia just laughed and said in an ever so smug tone "You just don't want to play the game because you know that you would lose to the awesome me!"
Well the second that Prussia said that England slammed his hand down at the table and yelled out "Fine, I'll play your stupid game and I'll beat you in no time flat!"
Prussia just let lose his rather infamous 'kesese' laugh before he yelled out "Hey bar tender I need two bottles of your best beer and make sure to keep those bottles coming!"
And with that said the drinking contest officially began…
Ok, so the contest did not go as Prussia planed. England had became officially drunk after his fourth bottle of bear, but while the English man was completely drunk ofof his ass he was able to keep from passing out. Eventually after some time had passed and Prussia had consumed a vast amount of alcohol Prussia ended up just as drunk as England. Eventually the drinking game was completely forgotten and the two nations just started ranting about their little brothers (or in England's case his used to be little brother).
"America is an ungrateful git! I took care of him, I feed him, I protect him and what does he do in return? He goes off and declares Independence! Now he just calls me old man and he uses that annoying nickname!" England ranted, his words slurring here and there.
Prussia nodded his head and asked "By nickname you mean how he calls you Iggy every once in awhile, right?"
England growled a little before he took a big drink of his beer and said "Yeah that's the one."
Prussia sighed before he said "I got little brother problems too. West has really been getting on my case about being more responsible and blah,blah, blah."
England raised an eyebrow slightly at this as he gave Prussia a drunken smile and asked "Blah, blah, blah?"
Prussia just gave England a drunken smile back before he said "When he goes into his reasonability rants I usually start to tune him out."
England laughed before he said "Little brothers, sometime they get on your nerves."
Prussia started laughing to this before he yelled out "I'll drink to that!"
The two nations both took a big gulp of alcohol before they both put their now empty bottles down on the bar top.
"Actually, now that I think about it West is pretty mad at me right now." Prussia said as he leaned back against his chair.
"Why is he mad at you now?" England asked.
"I walked in on him and Italy having sex."
England stared at Prussia for a few seconds before he started to laugh.
"I can just see his face now, he must have been so mad!"
Prussia joined in on England's (drunk) laughing fit before he said "His face was so red and he was so embarrassed! Man, you should have been their!"
The two nations continued to laugh, but soon enough their laughter died down and the two nations became rather quite. After a few minutes of silence passed by (and said few minutes consisted of the two nations just staring at each other) Prussia asked "Hey, want to do it?"
England blinked a few times before he asked "Now?"
Prussia shrugged his shoulders before he said "Well why not; we have had one night stands before."
Prussia then started to give England a rather drunk grin before he sing out "And I can show you my awesome five meters…"
England was quite for a few seconds before he grinned back at him and said "Sure, why not."
And with that said the money to pay for the vast amount of alcohol that they had drunk was slapped onto the bar top and the two nations quickly left the pub. The whole trip back the two nations where leaning heavily on each other and Prussia had started to sing horribly off key versions of various songs while England just laughed. Eventually they reached England's house and once inside they scrambled into the British man's bedroom. Prussia pushed England down unto the bed and gave the English man a sloppy kiss and England kissed him right back without any hesitation. Both of the men's breaths smelled like alcohol and there kisses where rather alcohol flavored as well, but they were both so drunk that they didn't really notice or care.
Prussia broke the kiss and smirked at the nation that was lying underneath him before he said "Hey, I have a good idea."
England just smirked back at him and asked "And just what is your good idea?"
Prussia crossed his arms and continued to grin before he said "Well, you have that angel form of yours right? What if we have sex when you're in the form? It would be a nice change."
England thought about it for a few seconds before he smiled and said "Prussia, that's a bloody brilliant idea."
Prussia just let lose a loud 'kesese' laugh before he said "Of course its brilliant the awesome Prussia came up with it after all."
England said nothing to this he just sat up on the bed and pushed Prussia off of him before he turned into his Britannia Angel form. The second that England was in his angel form Prussia launched himself at the English angel fully intent to ravish the angel all night long. The one night stand had officially begun and little did the two nations know but this one night stand was going to lead them to some rather unexpected events….
Ok, so that's the prologue. Sorry that there is no lemon in this chapter, but I promise you that I will write a lemon (or lemons) in the future chapters. Also this is going to be my first Mpreg fanfic, but I promise to do my best on writing it. Anyway, please review and don't flame.
