AN: I wrote this purely as piece of fun as I'm writing other stories, to people who are expecting on other pieces am working on, it's being done. To everyone else, just sit back and read.
Do you wanna
Xcom Parody
Do you wanna lead Xcom?
I know you tried
But there's no need to quit
Just hit the load and have a go!
We used to have a team
But now their dead
And "Optimus" just wants to know why.
Why couldn't you kill a chryssalid?
It was only just a chryssalid.
Elsa: F**K the council!
Anna: Ok, B-R-B
Elsa sitting inside turns to the door, with a puzzled look. 'Don't you mean bye'
Anna: No, Be right back! Ta-Da! So-
Do you wanna go on a crash site?
And fire a blaster down the hall?
A killing spree is overdue.
Let's crater a grey
And kill an anorexic man!
Though it can be slightly tiring, when trying to kill a Muton.
Please I know you're in there
Bradford is asking with profanity.
He says "keep it cool" and I'm trying to
But he's never seen an Ethereal "play"
Though I think I know what we can do.
We just need a volunteer
If you wanna build a Psi-man.