The First LALL

courtesy of: dark_nova

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon. If I did, I wouldn't be writing fanfics!

One day, Latias and Latios became humans [h]. They found a man in a cloak. He handed out what looked like a finger off a glove and a box that

showed smoke. Latias [h]. used the "Thief" attack and stole it. They ran.

They used "Dragonbreath" (don't know why) on the box. Smoke came out of it. They smelt it. They got drunk and high. They suddenly wandered into a dark alley, still drunk.

Two days later, Latios [h] woke up. They was the rubber finger on the ground wet. White stuff was on the ground. Latias [h] seemed fatter.

-_- THE END-_-

No animals were harmed in this story.. except Latias [h] Results may vary.

Latios: "Human Breeding was fun!" Latias: "No, it hurt! Dammit!