Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own Gundam Wing or any of the songs o.o;
Author's Note: The first time I heard this song (which was a long time ago), I thought, "Hey, this sounds like it's speaking of Heero." Or something like that ;P Maybe it's just me but anyways, here we go.
Kryptonite and Karaoke
The five Gundam pilots arrived at the Japanese Karaoke restaurant, Wufei a bit reluctant about being seen in there. They were seated at a table and were immediately asked what they wanted to drink. Duo, being hyper and never had enough energy, ordered a caffeine filled soda. Quatre, Trowa, and Heero all ordered tea, while Wufei whispered to the waiter his order. The waiter nodded, "I'll be right back with your drinks." And left.
"What did you order?" Quatre asked Wufei. Wufei just turned his head, apparently looking at the stage. There were some girls on there performing a group song.
"They're not that bad! Hey, anyone wanna go up there?! I'll go, too! C'mon, please! Please! Please! Please!!!!" Duo jumped up and down in his seat, which eventually annoyed Heero to no end.
"Would you stop! You're behaving like a child." Heero said, trying to not get too angry, he just sat there with his eyes closed and his arms crossed at his chest.
Duo stood up, put his fist over his heart as if he was pledging, "I am a child at heart!" At that, Heero sighed, "It's hopeless."
The waiter came back with there drinks, "Here's your soda." He passed to Duo. "Here's your tea." He passed to Quatre, Trowa and Heero. "And here's your sake." He passed to Wufei.
"Wufei! Sake?" Quatre covered his mouth in shock, then looking down at his cup of tea, then at the sake, then back to his tea, "Can I have some?"
Wufei glared at him, "No! Sake MINE!" using his arm to block his sake from Quatre. "But." Quatre whimpered. "NO!" Wufei was then distracted by Heero and Duo who stole his sake while they were arguing.
"Hey! That's mine!" Wufei cried, but Heero and Duo were ignoring him and sipping the sake, "Yum, this is good." Duo claimed, and Heero nodded. "I agree." Trowa and Quatre added as they took a sip as well.
"What?! Hey!" Wufei cried more when he grabbed the empty sake bottle. "You.drank it all." he lowered his head.
"Don't worry buddy ol' pal! You can always get more!" Duo bent over the table as far as he could and patted Wufei on his head. Luckily for Wufei, the waiter had noticed he needed more sake so he brought another for him. Delighted, Wufei quickly grabbed the bottle and poured him some and gulped it down. Unfortunately, though, when he went to drink more, it was already gone. Furious, Wufei glared at the other pilots, but found Heero missing. "Where's Heero?" he asked. The other three shrugged.
Suddenly they hear an outburst of slurry singing-
"I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind I left my body laying somewhere in the sands of time I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon"
By this time, the remaining pilots noticed who was singing, "HEERO?!" They all screamed in unison. "WHAT THE HE-"
"I feel there's nothing I can DOOO!!! YEAAHH!! IF I GO CRAZY THEN WILL YOU STILL CALL ME SUUUPPEERRRMMAAANN!!"
Heero's singing got louder, being as drunk as he was. Everyone clutched their hands over their ears. At first the 4 pilots were blushing of embarrassment but all decided to get Heero off the stage and to stop him from humiliating himself.
After much hassle, the five pilots were back at their table, silent as ever. After a calming while, more sake came their way. "No! No!" Wufei waved his hands to shoo the waiter away but with no success. All the pilots gulped down the sake without any hesitation. Within a matter of minutes, the whole Gundam Pilot group was up on stage-
"Y.M.C.A!!!"
Author's Note: The first time I heard this song (which was a long time ago), I thought, "Hey, this sounds like it's speaking of Heero." Or something like that ;P Maybe it's just me but anyways, here we go.
Kryptonite and Karaoke
The five Gundam pilots arrived at the Japanese Karaoke restaurant, Wufei a bit reluctant about being seen in there. They were seated at a table and were immediately asked what they wanted to drink. Duo, being hyper and never had enough energy, ordered a caffeine filled soda. Quatre, Trowa, and Heero all ordered tea, while Wufei whispered to the waiter his order. The waiter nodded, "I'll be right back with your drinks." And left.
"What did you order?" Quatre asked Wufei. Wufei just turned his head, apparently looking at the stage. There were some girls on there performing a group song.
"They're not that bad! Hey, anyone wanna go up there?! I'll go, too! C'mon, please! Please! Please! Please!!!!" Duo jumped up and down in his seat, which eventually annoyed Heero to no end.
"Would you stop! You're behaving like a child." Heero said, trying to not get too angry, he just sat there with his eyes closed and his arms crossed at his chest.
Duo stood up, put his fist over his heart as if he was pledging, "I am a child at heart!" At that, Heero sighed, "It's hopeless."
The waiter came back with there drinks, "Here's your soda." He passed to Duo. "Here's your tea." He passed to Quatre, Trowa and Heero. "And here's your sake." He passed to Wufei.
"Wufei! Sake?" Quatre covered his mouth in shock, then looking down at his cup of tea, then at the sake, then back to his tea, "Can I have some?"
Wufei glared at him, "No! Sake MINE!" using his arm to block his sake from Quatre. "But." Quatre whimpered. "NO!" Wufei was then distracted by Heero and Duo who stole his sake while they were arguing.
"Hey! That's mine!" Wufei cried, but Heero and Duo were ignoring him and sipping the sake, "Yum, this is good." Duo claimed, and Heero nodded. "I agree." Trowa and Quatre added as they took a sip as well.
"What?! Hey!" Wufei cried more when he grabbed the empty sake bottle. "You.drank it all." he lowered his head.
"Don't worry buddy ol' pal! You can always get more!" Duo bent over the table as far as he could and patted Wufei on his head. Luckily for Wufei, the waiter had noticed he needed more sake so he brought another for him. Delighted, Wufei quickly grabbed the bottle and poured him some and gulped it down. Unfortunately, though, when he went to drink more, it was already gone. Furious, Wufei glared at the other pilots, but found Heero missing. "Where's Heero?" he asked. The other three shrugged.
Suddenly they hear an outburst of slurry singing-
"I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind I left my body laying somewhere in the sands of time I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon"
By this time, the remaining pilots noticed who was singing, "HEERO?!" They all screamed in unison. "WHAT THE HE-"
"I feel there's nothing I can DOOO!!! YEAAHH!! IF I GO CRAZY THEN WILL YOU STILL CALL ME SUUUPPEERRRMMAAANN!!"
Heero's singing got louder, being as drunk as he was. Everyone clutched their hands over their ears. At first the 4 pilots were blushing of embarrassment but all decided to get Heero off the stage and to stop him from humiliating himself.
After much hassle, the five pilots were back at their table, silent as ever. After a calming while, more sake came their way. "No! No!" Wufei waved his hands to shoo the waiter away but with no success. All the pilots gulped down the sake without any hesitation. Within a matter of minutes, the whole Gundam Pilot group was up on stage-
"Y.M.C.A!!!"