((NOTE: since this IS the Alternate World, the alternate guys will be refered to as they are in the normal environment of life!))
Inu: forced into this in a matter of...I don't give a fuck. So anyways, just me and the Alternates like it should be...
Lucas: cuz this place is supposedly an awesome place to be? Psh, that's a load of bullshit.
Toon: I found the downer of the group!
Inu: congrats, ATL! You did something good again!
Toon: awesome!
Lucas: that's cuz he's a Good Boy, right Good Boy?
Toon: shut up...
Ness: they don't get along great at all!
Ninten: but we do~! Cuz we're awesome and you guys aren't!
Inu: , you're also stupid and we're not, weird isn't it?
Ninten: no...I think...
Ness: eh, don't mind it! Inu is just jelly that we're so awesome!
Inu: *getting pissed off* uh-huh, why don't you say that again, Ness!?
Ness: c-cuz now I'm scared!
Toon: way to go, retards
Lucas: yeah, you fuckers did it again!
Ninten: don't act as if you guys haven't ever done it!
Toon: I haven't!
Lucas: course you haven't, Good Boy.
Toon: stop calling me that!
Lucas: but it's true, or would you rather I call you by your name and tell the entire internet your little secret?
Toon: I'm cool with the nickname
Ninten: aren't we not supposed to taunt the best one of us?
Inu: yes, but Lucas is the exception because, well, he's Lucas
Ness: so not fair at all!
Inu: okay then, genius. You tell Lucas what he can and can't do
Ness: I'm good.
Lucas: aw, why not Ness? You scared of me?
Ness: more or less scared of Inu...
Toon: most people are.
Inu: heheh, well I try...sometimes
Toon: no, you try to be nice. Which comes easier when we're around
Inu: yes, whatever. However you want to put it, I'm a very...I don't even know
Ninten: tsundere!
Ness: no, yandere!
Lucas: more or less, both.
Inu: Lucas wins, you get oxygen
Lucas: better I live than die
Ninten: positive thinking is good! But not good enough, THINK MORE POSITIVELY!
Lucas: no.
Toon: Ninten is the definition of hyper
Ness: and you're the definition of extremely nice but secretly a jerk!
Toon: don't you remember my original? He's the other way around
Inu: true, yet he doesn't understand limits as much as you do
Toon: well, I'm the opposite...*blushing*
Lucas: aw, look who's all red
Toon: sh-shut up, Lucas!
Ninten: I like doing this, Inu can we do this more?
Inu: uh...sure? I don't think we have a choice, and you guys wouldn't let me stop doing this
Ness: exactly! So just go with it!
Inu: uh-huh, now shut it before I fucking kill you.
Ness: okay...