I have a tale to tell you all... And trust me, it won't be pretty...
Have you ever heard of Vocaloid? You know, those digital-sounding singers? Well, this is going to give you a whole new opinion on the singers.
They have tons of different songs: World is Mine, Cantarella, Daughter of Evil, Alice of Human Sacrifice... The list goes on and on. But I have the scariest song of all to tell you about.
Ever heard of Kamui Gakupo? He has one song that really stands out when it comes to creepy songs. It's probably one of the worst ever.
If you haven't caught on yet, think about it. What songs have ever made you stand on edge when you hear his chillingly smooth voice slide past your ears?
You must have it now.
We are discussing Madness of Duke Venomania.
When you first hear it, just the music, you probably like it. It's a cool sounding song, with lots of different Vocaloids and a cool beat. However, when you look up the English lyrics and watch the PV, it all changes.
For those of you who don't know of its monstrosities, here is a summary of the song:
An ugly man wishes to be pretty, so he makes a deal with the devil, and becomes sexy and irresistible to the women.
He took many women, one of them being a girl that made fun of him when he was young and ugly.
One day, a woman arrives and dances with him, but suddenly stabs him. It is then revealed that the woman is actually a man, whose lover had been taken by the duke.
Oh yes. Scary yet? No? Well, read on.
Don't EVER sing this song at night. And I mean NEVER. The song is one that will bring horrible things.
If you begin to sing it at night, you will hear footsteps approach your room. If you stop now, the footsteps will slowly quiet until they fade away. If you keep singing, though, the footsteps will gradually become louder until Duke Venomania himself opens the door.
If you decide to stop now, he will ask if you would rather have your door open or closed. He will do what you prefer, then leave your life forever. But, if you decide to keep singing, he will walk to the foot of your bed and sit down.
If you stop now, he will leave and rudely not inquire about whether you leave you door open or keep it closed. If you keep going, he will get up on top of you.
If you finally realize that you MUST stop, he will just lay flat on top of you and refuse to get up. He's also EXTREMELY heavy, so you can't get out from under him or push him off. If you live alone, sorry, but your only option would be to get help from another.
If you keep singing, well... Let's just say that his mouth would silence it. He would touch your lady parts that you don't like being touched, but the spell will make you want to have him touch your parts. You will go on like this for a while, and then suddenly go unconscious.
You will wake up in the basement of Venomania's beautiful mansion, but you'll have no way to get back to Earth.
Because once you're in Venomania, there's no way back. And honestly, most of the women don't want to go back. They love having their lady parts touched by Gakupo.
I got this information by going to Venomania myself. I'm trapped, with no way out, but I'm doing this so that people won't share the same fate as my lady parts and I.
A/N: Don't take this seriously. If you give me some crap response, I'll just say it's not to be taken seriously :3 I had no other ideas, so I was like "SCREW LOGIC!" and I wrote this. It was fun to write :3 I don't really think I like it too much, though... ^^'