Okay, this story just popped in my head. It's about OkiKagu(obviously) and a bit of KamuNobu. Hahaha I just think they'll make a badass pair just like OkiKagu. :)

YOSH! Ich, ni, san, START!^^


Chapter 1: Beware of bitter persons.

Her eyes narrowed as she watches the two teens walk out the house. Hatred, angst, annoyance, irritation and bitterness filled up her chest. She can feel it tighten when they bid her goodbye. All she can do is fake a smile while restraining herself not to tackle and massacre the lady. Then, she peeked at the window only to find the two; slowly occupying the spaces between their fingers with each other. Kagura's eyebrows started meeting again, nails are starting to dig inside the pillow above her lap. She noticed that the guy is whispering something to the girl. Kagura zoomed her eyes on the couple and realized that the girl is beginning to blush. In no time, the pillow was brutally ripped apart; slamming her face in the couch.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The poor couch suffered from Kagura's deafening scream. She threw tantrums everywhere like a little kid; kicking and punching the couch's surface. Curses repeated around the house, knowing that she's all alone. Now that she doesn't live in Gintoki's house, no one would scold her and shut her up. She started blabbering and saying nonsense words in describing the girl who's with her brother, as if she was talking to someone. Minutes passed, Kagura got tired of storming and sat up. She looked around, noticing the mess she just made. Kagura just sighed and glanced again at the window, resting her cheeks in her hands.

"This won't take me anywhere…I have to do something."


It was a perfect afternoon for the people of Kabukicho. Everybody is outside, vendors are trying to sell their fruits, children are playing cans, neighbors are just sharing gossips, and most of all, couples are spending their day together. Well, it didn't affect Kagura. For her, it's the perfect day to build a plan. Kagura made a list of things to buy and went on every store searching for them. After buying some things in her list, she realized that she doesn't have any money left. A frown was formed on her lips, thinking her plan became a failure. She dropped her head and carelessly dragged her feet home. All she can see is the ground and her feet, advancing each other. She's just about to reach her pocket when –THUD– she crashed into the chest of a male and hit her head.

"What the hell? Watch where you're going you–"

"Aren't you suppose to be telling that to yourself china?"

She knew too well who owns the voice that annoyed her. Oh great. Can this day get any worse? Kagura gently rubbed her head while glaring at his blank face.

"Che! You're the one who bumped me you blind asshole!"

"Tsk, tsk, look what the TV had done to you." Sougo said, still wearing that poker face of his.

"I learned it from Gin-chan! He told me that it's used in describing worthless, stupid, abnormal creatures like you!" she bragged.

"Well, I should be calling you an asshole then."

Kagura growled, preparing her parasol to attack. Sougo smirked. Heh china, why are you so easy today? He thought, slowly unsheathing his katana. She jumped high in the air, ready to smash Sougo's face. He immediately blocked it with his katana and lifted a kick on Kagura. She immediately dodged it and punched him in return. Then, the failed plan darted on her mind. Before Sougo can strike another attack, she leaped backwards leaving Sougo unsatisfied.

"Surrendering now, are we china?"

She quickly picked up the fallen paper bags and rubbed off some dirt. "I have something more important things to do than to fight someone who never even won a match we had."

"Oh really? Mind telling me who's the one escaping a match right now?" he asked mockingly.

"I'm not escaping! I'm actually constructing a plan." She stated, pulling the list inside her pocket while thinking of the possible stores where she can find them.

Sougo's head cocked to the side. Plan? What plan? This might be interesting… "Ne china, what on earth are you talking about?"

"It's none of your business. Wait– why did I even tell you that?" Ignoring her rival's puzzled stare, she walked quickly passed Sougo. By the time she's beside him, he snatched the paper Kagura was holding.

"The hell?" Kagura immediately reached for the paper while punching Sougo's arms. He lifted the paper above his head and tried reading it. "GIVE ME THAT BACK, DAMN IT!" She jumped and jumped but Sougo's height made it hard for her to reach it. After reading the list, he let Kagura get it.

"Is that what you call a plan? All I saw was buy sukonbu. Buy sukonbu. Buy sukonbu."

She hid the paper from him and gave him a defiant stare. "No! I was thinking of torturing this 'girl' and I thought of buying traps and weapons for her. So, I thought of buying a little smidge of sukonbu along the way but I accidentally bought sukonbu first and now I have no money left."

Sougo rolled his eyes, noticing that the paper bags she's holding are full of sukonbus. "Try feeding her that crap, that's enough torture for her."

"What would you know? You're just the same with her; you and you're tax-robbing jobs. The world will be better without you here."

Eh? What does she mean 'the same'? He got more confused and curious about this 'girl'. "What do you mean by that?"

"You even have the same uniform, only hers is white. I think she's from Mimawarigumi?"

Sougo was shocked, questioning himself if he had heard right. There's only one girl from Mimawarigumi that he knew and that's…

"Oh my, they're coming this way! HIDE!"

Kagura panicked and immediately pulled Sougo away from sight. They hide behind the post near the street where the couple is walking. Slowly, they both peeked behind and saw the two. There they saw a boy with red braided hair; wearing a kid-like smile while walking with a girl with blue, long hair and a face that spells B-L-A-N-K. They look like a weird couple at first because the boy looks like he's having the time of his life but the other one seems emotionless. However, there's something about them that scares people.

"Look at her, just look at her! The nerve, it's like she doesn't want to go on a date with nii-chan, she don't deserve him! What a girl, I can't wait to get…"

Nothing. That was all Sougo can hear. Nothing. His eyes looked at the Mimawarigumi girl with disbelief. They were fighting when he last saw her and now she's dating was speechless; it took time for him to process what's happening in front of him.

No way…no way…the girl is…Imai Nobume.


And that's for chapter 1! Don't worry, things will get better on the next chapters…please tell me what you think! :))) For those who are preparing or starting their classes, goodluck! Say byebye to watching endless TV marathons until AM and long hours of sleep. I don't wanna go yet. *sniff* hahahaha thanks for reading! Please leave a review! ^_^