Laughter of Love
Okay, I had to do research and find the corniest jokes I could find, I cannot make jokes at all. Yet I still have a sense of humour! *being self-defensive* No seriously, to me, these jokes were pretty funny. Damn, can anyone tell me what is the level of my sense of humour?
Sasuke's PoV
''Ground beef! Haha!''
I groaned. Here it comes, one of his famous, corny jokes, as if I have never heard them before.
Hey, you probably don't know me, I am Uchiha Sasuke and the blond idiot over there- well, actually, just next to me, is my boyfriend, Uzumaki Naruto.
He is the boyfriend that anyone can ever dream of. You know, the type that can make lesbians straight, straight guys gay and make old grannies regain their youth. Basically, he looked close to a god, very handsome features. A quirky personality, dazzling smile, boisterous laughter.
One major flaw.
He cracks the lamest, uttermost corniest jokes that could make a hyena stitch its own mouth shut.
I sipped a bit of my soda before I turned away from him, using my ears to listen to him.
''Okay, this is the best one I have heard so far! What did the baby corn say to the mother corn?''
''Erm...I don't know, Mommy, I saw Kernel Sanders?''
''Haha, good one but no. He said, '' Where is pop corn?'' He burst into fits of laughter and I laughed sarcastically, taking another sip of my drink.
There was a full moon, now the only thing missing is a shooting star, so that I can wish for him to stop cracking those jokes.
''It is a full moon tonight, eh?''
Damn, I can feel another corny joke incoming.
''Oh, oh! Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?''
Sigh, I have heard that one before. Does he seriously gets all his jokes from the Internet, the glorious place which is too darn tooting reliable.
''Yeah, great food but no atmosphere.'' That joke really described the atmosphere literally. There was no romance nor fun. Just lame old jokes.
''Hey, Sasuke.''
What.
I turned my gaze towards him.
''Come closer, maybe you can see something in my eyes.''
I raised an eyebrow. Really? Or is it another one of your silly puns?
''I don't see anything.''
''Look closer, love.''
I blushed. He just had to use that affectionate term.
''I really don't see anything.''
Then, suddenly, he kissed me. Woah.
''I love you so much. Do you even remember why I bother to tell you so much of those corny jokes?''
Curious and getting more curious.
''On our first date, I made one of these jokes, and you said that you would want to hear more of those everyday. Trust me, if you have not said that, I would have choked to death by the silliness by now.''
''And you think, I wasn't?''
''Haha, roses are red, violets are blue...''
''Okay okay, I get it. Just kiss me already.''
And that he did. I thought over it the second time.
Maybe jokes aren't so bad after all.
~~~~Behind The Scenes~~~~~~~~~~~~~
''Yo readers, this is Sasuke! I know my character seems 'un-Sasuke' like here. But this is just a fan-made fic, so yeah, don't judge! I have a joke for you all!''
''How does a blonde get out of a tree?''
''Oi!'' Naruto shouted from a distance. He was already back from his ramen break already, apprarently...
''Just wave!'' Then, Sasuke ran away, with Naruto chasing behind him.
What a bunch of cute lovebirds :3
~Fin~