My Funny Valentine
~A Tale Of Two Unlikely Friends~
*Snow Day*
"Dude," Says the nonchalant one-eyed big black cat. "You are supposed to watch over the kid, not drool all over him."
The all black ex-military dog keeps his silence and desperately tries to look cool.
A drop of dog slobber lands on the carpet.
The big badass dog cringes and winces.
The cat rolls his remaining eye.
The little boy giggles.
*Dark Lord*
"No. You can't bite his head off." Says the cat named Shadow. "He'll call animal control. They'll come and take you away. You will die in a cold and lonely place."
Mordor, the ex-military dog, looks torn.
"However," the big black one-eyed cat continues. The all black badass dog smiles.
Where there's a will, there will always be a way.
Joe Morelli jumps away from the cradle and curses as Mr. Plum's huge menacing-looking dog pisses on his leg.
Mrs. Plum's cat lets out a soft snort.
It's such a beautiful day.
And the story begins.