Ultimate Crossover Royal Rumble

by Kevinbaconfan12

80 characters from video games, television, internet, and movies duke it out in the ultimate crossover royal rumble, with a prize of 1 million dollars! This was inspired by LordryuTJ, i have read a good amount of royal rumble fanfic, most of them have been really enjoyable, but they all seemed to be missing something, so i decided i would write one myself

1. The Pre Show

Pre Show:

We stand in the drawing area, which is a red room with U.C.R.R. written in bold on a sign in the background, and a giant tumbler full of envelopes

Spinning the tumbler is wwe divas Trish Stratus And Torrie Wilson

Beavis and Butt-Head enter

butt-head looks over at trish, and oggles her

Butt Head: Hey Baby

Trish: just draw a number, pervert

beavis grabs 2 envelopes and gives one to butt-head

beavis leans over and whispers something to butt-head

Beavis: do what she says, and we could score

Trish: not in a million years

Butt-Head looks at beavis, and angrily tells beavis

Butt-Head: you ruined the plan butt munch!

butt-head slaps beavis and the two exit

Claude from Grand Theft Auto 3 enters,

trish and torrie look at him as he enters

claude walks to the tumbler

torrie looks at him confused

Torrie: hello?

claude ignores her, and takes his number and walks out

Torrie: that guys creepy

Trish: agreed

Mean Gene Okerlund gets in front of the camera holding a microphone

Mean Gene: as trish and torrie are giving out the numbers, let's go down to ringside and meet our commentary team for the evening

the camera is moving around the arena, showing the 50,000 screaming fans as Fight Tonight By Danko Jones was playing over the speaker

there are 50,000 screaming fans

the camera focuses on our commentary team of , Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross, and host of Jeopardy!, Alex Trebek

Jim Ross: Welcome everyone, to the first ever ultimate crossover royal rumble, 80 characters from all over, gaming, tv, the internet movies

King: i'm tingling all over, you never know who could enter these things

Trebek: that's too true, it's a real crapshoot in these matches

Jim Ross: let's get straight to the action, and go to howard finkle for the rules

Howard Finkle was standing in the ring