CHATTER 1 DA IMTODUCTION ND HODWARTZ
Konnichiwa ma nam iz Crystallina Delphinium von Honda-Vantas-Feather-Cullen-Malfoy nd im da trolle princess de la plant alturnya. I hjav rainbow nd pink hair that iz sooper shini nd sparkly ans I have rainbow blud which iz HIER DEN FEFERIZ!1111 i m very luky sinz iv got 5 kawaii matespritz and dis store iz aboot me and them bein kawaii!1111
2dai waz da daye wher I waz goin 2 hogywartz daa wizrd schul. I waZ in defeze agints da dark artz class and snape waz da teacher and i thot he waz kawaii but i thot that was gross 4 me 2 date him sinz hez a teechur n dim a stoodint whose onli 13 but nut reely since im immoral. so I looked over 2 da guy sittin named drako nixt 2 me nd he said "hey crystalinna u look kawaii 2day" and gav me a big kiss on ma cheek and he waz so kawaii dat I pazzed ot.
I wok up in le hospital nd da nurse was all like "oh ma gog I thught u died crystina delphinum I waz so worried dat or scul wuld loose such a grate stoodint nd quidich playa. Who iz also beutifull nd kawaii" nd I waz all like "u stupid baka im immportal ho could u bee so stupids. And dat hot guy from b4 was also dere!11111 nd he said " ur so pretty crystalline will u plz be my matespit" ands "I was all like OUI OF COURSE I WILL" and he waz so happy dat we starte makin out. and we spint all nite in da slytherin dorm fillin all da buckitz.
AN:I want all da revwz or I wont cxontinooo! Plz revoow nd no flammin plz!111