Little disclaimer here, I do not own the loud house or any of the characters. Also this is with all the genders swapped.

Im only writing what writes itself at the moment, this is what happened so sorry if you guys/girls were looking for ane of my other stories to be continued and get another chapter. I've got lots of family stuff going on lately. I'm working on improving my writing as much as I can, and that includes handling multiple characters. Please drop a review to let me know how I did, I really do want to know what you the readers think.


Ever wonder what it's like to have ten brothers? Heh, not me. I'm Linka Loud, welcome to my life, I'm the only girl among ten brothers. To top it all off I'm the middle child, talk about drawing the short straw.

Im always being treated like a baby. Just the other day I got a splinter, and my brothers acted as if I had just lost a finger! Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have ten sisters instead. But I have what I have. And despite my brothers being over protective, I love them and would never really change any of them.

My brothers in order of oldest to youngest are as follows. Loki 17, Loni 16, Luke 15, Lane 14, and Lynn who's 13. And that's just my brothers that are older than me. My younger brothers are, Lars 8, Leif and Lexx who are both 6, Levi who's 4, and last but not least Leon whos 15 months old.

In my house ther is never a dull moment, something is always going on. Today is a rare day that none of my brothers have anything planned so Ive got a day to myself.

What am I going to do today? Well I'm going to the mall with Loni, he may not be the smartest of my brothers but he's pretty knowledgeable about fashion and that kind of thing.


I fix my longer white hair with a hair clip before leaving my room and heading down stairs to find Loni ready to go.

"Linka lets go." He says as he fixes his short blonde hair.

"Have fun at the mall Loni and Linka." Lane says and his dummy Mrs. Cocanuts rolls her eyes.

I walk to vanzilla and get in as Loni gets in the drivers seat.

Yeah I know right Loni driving, it took a while but he finally passed the test.

"So Linka, what sould we do first nails or clothes?" Loni asks as we head for the mall.

We both know what I'm going to say. "Hmm, clothes then icecream!" We say at the same time and laugh as he parks the van.


I'm looking at an orange top with Loni when he ducks into a rack of clothes.

"Hey Loni what's wrong?" I ask a little concerned.

"Shhhh Linka, she will see me. If she asks you are here with Lars." Loni whispers from within the clothing rack.

i shrug and continue on looking at shirts and pause to look around. Loni and I are the only ones in here, there was no reason for him to hide.

"Loni you and I have been the only ones in here." I say and push the clothes aside and to my surprise Loni is nowhere to be found.

"What's he hiding?" I mutter to myself and exit the small store and spot Loni's blonde hair.

I rush over and duck behind a plant and hear him talking.

"I told you I was bringing her shopping today. I don't think they know yet, I just don't know what they will think or do." Loni says and male voice responds in a calm way.

"I just had to see you is all." He says and then it's quiet. I slowly make sure I'm not seen as I make my way back into the store.

What on earth is Loni hiding? I mean I know Loni is not the smartest but realy even he can't hide things from our brothers. But because I don't want to mess up Linus secret I'm going to have to figure this out alone.

Welll with Clyde's help of course. But that's it I swear.

I grab an orange dress as Loni walks back in the store.

"Sorry about that lil sis, there was a girl I'm trying to avoid. Ohh hey that's really Cute you should try it on." Loni says with a smile.

Something is not right with Loni, he's got this smile on his face that is too big to be caused by me. I mean I know he adores his only sister but not enough to make him grin, like well an idiot. And that says something trust me.

I smile back and go to try the dress on. It got this ring around the bottom and it's pattern is vines climbing up it, but the vines have pink flowers on them. Personally I'm not a big fan of it but Loni knows fashion better than I do, so I won't question him.