AN: We are back and awesomerer than ever. I am your host- Le Krazy 13 A.K.A Miss Cookie! This is after Kai's title win and it's the final days before se wedding of Cody and Kai. So damn cute!
Kaila
I swear, these past 9 months have been almost hell-ish. Trust me, I know how that feels like. TLC was not kind to me as I had to defend my title against Cliatch V1, why she gets a shot at my title, I will never know. Bitch. Royal rumble was a pain since Teddy no win it which was a pisstake but Daniel Bryan- really? He loses the WHC to Cody ( Oh yeah! I am the fiancé of the WHC! That feels so good to say!) and he wins the rumble. Pointless. Teddy should get a shot. You bitches. I've just re-read what I wrote bout 3 lines up and no I am not pregnant. That will hurt and that's not coming yet, though I know what I shall name our child. They will look so cute. Well they have me and Cody for parents, they're gonna look adorable. It is the day before our gorgeous wedding and I am stressed out beyond belief. The Cliatches and Randy are not helping, I swear I am going to freaking scream.
"Kai!" JJ interrupted my mini-rant. "Calm the heck down, you're going to burst!" I sighed and collapsed onto the couch. I really was going off on one again. Worrying about this and that. I mean, we'd invited a good few hundred people and it sparked off paranoia. There was Ty, AJ, his wife and kids, Ted's family, Cody's family, most of the roster and the McMahons. Which was scary. Very Scary.
"I swear to God, I have never been more stressed bout anything, ever. Bloody damn ever. Ted, get the fuck off me." Fuck! Why did Ted have to weigh as much as elephant?" God, man, you weigh a freaking tonne." He decided it would be fun to tickle me. "Stop tickling me! JJ! Help me!" She did. By jumping on Ted. "Not what I was looking for. Cody! Come help your gorgeous fiancé, you very sexy man!"
"This might help, I've found some videos of you and Ted in college!" Cody shouted from halfway up the stairs, he came into the living room, put down the box and smiled. "Off you two. She's mine. " He practically prised Ted and JJ off me and chucked them to the other couch. I'm glad we bought two. I sighed in relief of having my stomach back. I stretched and turned my attention to the unattended box.
"Kai- how on earth did you get half of these?" asked Ted, looking through. I got off the couch and swatted him away. I dug in and started searching.
"I seriously got to organise these." I dug down deeper and found the one of my favourite talent show. "Found it. I knew I would find it. JJ, you'll love me for this, Ted well you'll probably hate me for this and Cody, you'll be collapsing of laughter. " I shuffled over to the VCR- I'm glad we kept that thing. I slid it into the thingy and scrambled back over to Cody, snuggling up to him laying my head on his chest. I could hear his heartbeat. The video sparked into life with some very dodgy camera work. "Remind me to never let Mike get ahold of my video camera. Ever. " It was our last talent show at College and me being the absolute show off I am, went and did it and dragged Ted along for the ride. He, however decided that being a clown (literally) was the best thing to do. We got to my performance and I was singing. What song I cannot remember. "Wow, I looked different back then." JJ and Cody looked from the TV where I had a bob, man I hate that thing. So glad I got a pixie crop before I went into FCW. But it did suit me then. Now, no-to-the freaking way. I was wearing a 2 shade polo shirt with blue upturned denim shorts, black tights underneath and bright red flat pumps. I still have that shirt, it covers about half of my 'Muzic forever' tattoo, which once again I got after college. I changed like heck after college. I changed my hair, style, body. I had my nose stud by the start of my second year in college so that was pretty much there. "Yeah, big change from College to now. Can you also believe I was as shy as mouse too?" I smiled as Ted came on. Ted blushed and tried to hide his face. But not before shooting me a very nasty 'I'm going to kill me' look. I smiled and snuggled up to Cody more as we watched some more of Ted making a fool of himself. I checked the time and remembered something- something very important. "Shit! JJ we've got the final dress fitting in half an hour! We have to go!" We untangled ourselves from our men and kissed them before legging it through the door. I just about remembered my car and house keys. We sped at just under the limit to the dress store making just in time for the assistant to come out. Cody's sister, Kristin and Cody's Momma, Michelle, Dustin, Sarona and Beth were already there. Nat had something on but we tried her dress yesterday and it was all good to go. "I'm sorry we're late, we literally just left the house and we practically were speeding to get here." Dustin was looking bored as heck, he got dragged along for the ride, on my request. I don't trust Teddy not to tell Cody. Plus, he has the suits to sort out. But the theme is baby blue and white, to go with Cody's eyes. Well he'll say it goes with my eyes more but I totally disagree. Kristin and Michelle looked at us smiling, relieved that we made it on time. I never was really good at timekeeping.
"Miss Danica. Would you like to see bridesmaids dresses first or would you like to try on your dress?" My assistant was called Rochelle, a pretty name for the girl. She was real nice and she put up with me which was saying something.
"I would like to see the bridesmaid dresses first please. I just want to make sure all the girls look good first before I spend ages arguing with the girls about my dress." I smiled, Rochelle nodded and led Kristin, JJ, Sarona and Beth to the changing rooms with their dresses and shoes. "'Chelle am I doing the right thing?" Michelle looked at me like I was krazy. I held up my hands in mock surrender. "Okay, okay, I was joking. Chelley, the only way this wedding is getting cancelled is if something bad happens and I don't have that gut feeling. Not today. Thank the Lord." I took a deep breath and waited as the girls got changed. Michelle took my hand and smiled at me, trying to calm me down like she was my momma. If Cody is anything like me in this, god so help us. JJ came out, followed by Kristin, Sarona and Beth. They were wearing 50's strapless satin dresses in ice blue with Christian Louboutin Matrinana off white satin heels. They looked beautiful. I was lost for words.
"Momma, how do we look?" Asked Kristin, smiling at the girls. They started complimenting each other and then me on my choice of dress and shoes.
"Girls, you look beautiful, Baby Kai is just speechless." I shot her a look to say really. She smiled at me laughing.
"I am not a baby Momma R. I'm just looking at my best friends in absolutely gorgeous dresses. I never knew what good taste I had." I smiled, taking in my awesomeness. The girls just laughed and got changed. Time for me to get changed. Into 'the' dress. Why am I acting like a true girly girl. I swear, this is the first and last time anyone will see me in a dress. Well, except for Ted & JJ's wedding, which will happen. I told her it will and I know it will. It just has to. I put my bag next to Michelle and walked into the dressing room taking my dress and shoes with me. I knew the girls were waiting for what dress I picked as I came out with Michelle to pick the dress. I slipped it on admiring it in the mirror. I really did have good taste. It was a plain strapless with a hip-high sky blue bunch and then the half the bottom of the dress came up with that which left the skyblue satin underneath. I chose Enzo Angiolini Platform Pumps in blue suede. I took a deep breath and went to face the girls and Dustin, who I'd noticed was bored as heck and was looking everywhere. I stood in front of the girls who had their eyes closed. "Well open your eyes." They uncovered their eyes and I could see their expressions. "What do ya think?" I asked hopefully.